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You're All Drunk, Tattooed, and Hungry

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Miscellaneous | Comments (98)

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Many many months ago, I asked you all to complete a survey that the good folks over at Blogads was conducting on our site and, in exchange, I promised to share with you the results of that survey. I then promptly completely forgot about it. However, Lainey has reminded me of the promise, and as such, I will now deliver on it.

You can find the complete survey results here.

Here are the highlights: Once again, we skew female (nearly 67 percent), though it’s down from last year by around 3 percent, I believe. Over 60 percent of our audience is also between the ages of 21-34. Yay! We’re advertiser friendly. We are a highly-educated group — over 90 percent of you have completed at least some college (22 percent have grad degrees). Unsurprisingly, only seven percent of you are Republican, while the great majority of you (nearly 80 percent) are either Democrats or Independents. We’re also 83 percent white, which means were 17 percent non-white! That’s not too bad for a lily-white geek site (to our non-white readers: Tell all your friends about us!).Also, 82 percent of you never attend church. Fucking heathens.

You’re all over the place in terms of profession, though the four leading fields are Education, Arts and Entertainment, Social Services, and the legal field. What else? 22 percent of you are on Facebook, but as of the survey date, less than one percent are on Twitter (I suspect it’s closer to 5 percent now). Strangely, 95 percent of you attend the movies less than once a month (we’re a movie blog! What’s up with that?) Oh, here’s that answer: 94 percent of you buy at least one DVD per month (over 50 percent of you buy 3-5 DVDs per month). Should we beef up our DVD coverage?

Here’s a somewhat disturbing statistic, however. Among our readers, the three most popular television shows are “Project Runway,” “The Office,” and “Family Guy.” Really? We’ve never even reviewed “Family Guy,” to my recollection. “House,” “Top Chef,” “The Soup,” “Dexter,” and “Heroes” are also well represented. “30 Rock” is not.

Almost 99 percent of you don’t shop at Wal-Mart (what’s the matter? You hate low, low prices?). Something like 25 percent of you have commutes longer than an hour; 96 percent of you don’t eat breakfast, 68 percent of you have seven or more tattoos,and 85 percent of you are at least occasional drinkers.

So, in short, you’re all well-educated, DVD-buying (but not at Wal-Mart) tattooed, liberal drunk motherfuckers with scurvy, huh?

That’s my kind of people (except for “The Family Guy”).







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Comments

I'm all of those and I watch Family Guy. So I'm even more awesomer!

Posted by: admin at July 29, 2009 8:06 PM

So, in short, you’re all well-educated, DVD-buying (but not at Wal-Mart) tattooed, liberal drunk motherfuckers with scurvy, huh?

You forgot we're all young chicks who enjoy posting photos of their pillow fights on Facebook.

Posted by: Fredo at July 29, 2009 8:08 PM

Well, as a southern, republican churchgoing white male who works in afield of manual labor, goes to the movies once a week, shops at Wal-Mart, and doesn't own a DVD player, let me be the first to rage against the oppression of all you tattooed hippies. Screw all y'all; I'm going out to get drunk on budweiser and watch G-force.

Posted by: meh at July 29, 2009 8:09 PM

Also, 82 percent of you never attend church. Fucking heathens.

Hey, hey, SOME of us are Jewish and attend TEMPLE. At least, I would assume. It's definitely not me.

Posted by: SaBrina at July 29, 2009 8:09 PM

It's really shocking to (almost) fit in anywhere. There must be some mistake.

Posted by: Cindy at July 29, 2009 8:12 PM

"...to our non-white readers: Tell all your friends about us!

I know that, as a white person, I only have white friends. I also only have friends that belong to the same minorities I belong to.

Oh wait, that's actually kind of true. Shit. Carry on!

Posted by: whatBENwatches at July 29, 2009 8:13 PM

Wait, where does the scurvy come in?

Posted by: ariadne at July 29, 2009 8:21 PM

Just cause I'm on my third gin and tonic of the evening, that don't mean shit!

Liberal with a Masters, but I don't like tattoos. Oddly enough, I like the tattoos adorning the girl I like. Yes, I go to Walmart. Fuckin sue me, all you lawyers!

I love you stupid apes.

SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!

Posted by: Jay at July 29, 2009 8:21 PM

Jay, not the Walmarts! Oh for shame.

Posted by: Cindy at July 29, 2009 8:23 PM

Nice!

Wait... 68% of us have 7+ tattoos? Really?

(looks at the results)

Ah, there is no "zero" option listed. It must be that of those that have at least one tattoo, 68% have 7 or more. I buy that. Go big or go home and all.

Carry on.

Posted by: giovanni at July 29, 2009 8:23 PM

Oh, DrunkJay. I love you.

Also, yay survey! There, now I'm on topic too.

Posted by: lizzieborden at July 29, 2009 8:24 PM

I'm proud to share webspace with you over-educated miscreants.

Posted by: myysharona (formerly Sharon) at July 29, 2009 8:27 PM

Stuff watched by ben, I have lots of Indian friends, as far as any of those sneaky Desi bastards can be considered a friend. Shit, they call me more than my supposed white friends do. For some reason it's always during dinner, though.

That started out being serious, but my brain decided to take it down Offensive Road.

On topic: How DARE you guys enjoy a show that Pajiba hasn't even REVIEWED? Ungrateful hoodrats.

Posted by: SaBrina at July 29, 2009 8:29 PM

Woo! I'm 17%! Soon, it will be 100%. You just wait.

Posted by: figgy at July 29, 2009 8:30 PM

Brings a tear to my eye...I finally fit in somewhere.

Usually when meeting people and am asked to describe myself I use the description of "a well-educated, DVD-buying (but not at Wal-Mart) tattooed, liberal drunk motherfucker with scurvy" and people usually run for the hills.

ed. note: especially not helpful at job interviews

Thank you Pajiba, thank you for finally giving me a place in the world.

Posted by: ashes at July 29, 2009 8:37 PM

Gosh, was there no place for us no-tattoo, ears-pierced-only lame-o types? And wow, does nobody around here eat breakfast besides me? (Good grief, do I feel square right now.)

I'm not sure I buy that so few of us watch 30 Rock, though...all the Liz Lemon love around here? Really? Something's wrong here. I think the Project Runway and 30 Rock results were switched!

Posted by: meaux at July 29, 2009 8:38 PM

Why are Dems and Independents lumped together? That insatiable liberal need to gang up in lieu of having a strong platform?

Posted by: TryScience at July 29, 2009 8:39 PM

Speaking of shows that are not reviewed on this site...Can we get someone, anyone on Rescue Me?!?

I love this show and have been on it since the first season. So many gems of dialog in that show.

Please...pretty,pretty please??

I'll even add the cherry on top cause I'm a little tipsy at the moment.

Posted by: ashes at July 29, 2009 8:43 PM

White, female, liberal, master's degree, hardly ever go to the movie theater (yep, DVDs), don't go to church, in education, on Facebook, LOVE The Office, don't twitter, don't shop at Wal-Mart, and YES I do drink.

Damn, I didn't even take the survey and I fit right in. Yay all the people who are just like me!

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at July 29, 2009 8:46 PM

Pfffffft...this isn't my demo, at all...

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at July 29, 2009 8:47 PM

68 percent of you have seven or more tattoos

Where are you fuckers? I remember the tat thread when Feist got his and I was up there at the top with 8. Come out you sons of bitches...Once again, we skew female (nearly 67 percent) errr daughters of assholes?

....when are we doing the Dirty South edition of PajibaCon? Seriously....I need to find more hot drunken tattooed girls...with personality...personality would be key there...right.

Posted by: Deistbrawler at July 29, 2009 8:52 PM

White, Female,36, B.A., Facebook (although I am not really into it), NO WALMART, hardly ever go to the movies ($$$), No drink (anymore, yes there is a good reason for that), No tattoos (but they fascinate me), no churcin', Independent...
I think I fit on for the most part. This survey must have happened during my great no-computer blackout of '09, which lasted from April-early June. I missed my Pajiba.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at July 29, 2009 8:52 PM

Don't forget about how 97.3% of us are HOTT.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at July 29, 2009 8:53 PM

Looking a little closer at the data, I find it hilarious that "Friends rely on you for your views on..." is a pretty uniform spread until it gets to the "parenting" category, where it skyrockets to STRONGLY DISAGREE. I don't know about you, but I've found that babies respond well to crate training and a rolled up newspaper when they make boom boom on the rug. Just common sense.

Posted by: Leigh at July 29, 2009 8:55 PM

meaux, I'm a no-tattoo, breakfast-eating hardly-drunk-anymore, and I don't even have pierced ears, AND I work at a health insurance company, so I beat you in squareness.

aVb, why you gotta pick on we sad 2.7% like that?

Posted by: SaBrina at July 29, 2009 9:02 PM

Yes!
Rescue Me!!!
Please!!!!

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at July 29, 2009 9:02 PM

In the first paragraph of results, I am in the majority except for that dastardly penis.

For everything else, I am on Facebook (easier to keep up with my large family overseas) and I go to 2 or 3 movies per year but rent a lot. I don't buy DVDs. Don't see the point. My commute is 18 minutes to a non-profit business, I eat breakfast (96%?! Seriously? Yikes.), and no tattoos for me. If my daughter died, I would get a tattoo of her. That's it.

And I drink like a fucking maniac on the weekends. It's my one vice. I never touch it during the week, but the second I get home on Friday, it's base to the face. And I like blowjobs. There's 67% of you. Somebody must want to give me . . . what's that? Not in the survey? Well then. Nevermind? *arches one eyebrow*

Balls out!!!

Posted by: Kballs at July 29, 2009 9:04 PM

Drinking beer helps with the scurvy.

Posted by: oaklandcat at July 29, 2009 9:04 PM

Well, maybe if there's lime in your Corona, but who drinks Corona? Though I discovered an orange wedge apparently works well with a Belgian white.

Posted by: Jay at July 29, 2009 9:08 PM

I am, surprisingly, at odds with much of this survey (must be in that pesky 3-4% group). I love Walmart, am younger than eighteen, don't watch much TV beyond the USA network, and I'm a non-religious abstainer from alcohol for life. I hate tattoos.

Yet I enjoy this site.

I must be doing something wrong.

Posted by: Schlegel at July 29, 2009 9:10 PM

Deistbrawler, I must have missed that thread about the tattoos. As a female that counts her tattoos in hours rather than numbers, I think I may have you beat.

And I like to get my drink on...

Oh, and I have a personality...

You catching what I'm throwin' at ya??

Posted by: ashes at July 29, 2009 9:10 PM

How many people actually took this survey? I have a hard time believing that over 2/3rds of the visitors of this site have more than SEVEN tatoos.

You know how I feel about Family Guy. I appreciate cutaway absurdist humor. It's not for everyone.

Posted by: Christian H. at July 29, 2009 9:11 PM

Don't forget about how 97.3% of us are HOTT.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at July 29, 2009 8:53 PM
_____________________

Uh oh. AvB figured out who the fuggs are!

*slips on Josh Holloway mask*

Yeah! Get outta here ya ugly shits!

Posted by: Kballs at July 29, 2009 9:13 PM

@Jay: hops are packed with vitamin C. And beer is great for breakfast...

Posted by: oaklandcat at July 29, 2009 9:20 PM

Oh, and I work at Wal-Mart.

Fuck Wal-Mart.

Posted by: Christian H. at July 29, 2009 9:20 PM

And wow, does nobody around here eat breakfast besides me?

Meaux, I'm totally with you on this one. How the hell do you people function without food in the morning? Sweet Jesus, until I've gotten toast and some form of fruit/chocolate based conserve/spread into me, I'm like a zombie - and not one of those cool, 28 Days Later-style zombies, but the old-school Romero ones, with the shambling and the "BRAAAAAAAINS!" Weirdos.

As for the Family Guy thing, given that the question was "Have you enjoyed this show in the last month?", I don't think it's so much people's favourite show as something mindless that you can flick onto while channel surfing and get a few chuckles out of. More so than, say, reruns of The Sopranos, or The Wire.

And I for one am disappointed at the lack of rampant alcoholism among you all. Barely 33% of you drink more than once a week? Hell, if I weren't hopped up on cold medicine I'd be drunk right now. Heathens.

Posted by: Shay at July 29, 2009 9:21 PM

Rudie Can't Fail. Good thing I like hoppy ales, huh?

I used to work at Walmart. Several times actually. The late 90s kinda....sucked.

Posted by: Jay at July 29, 2009 9:22 PM

You catching what I'm throwin' at ya??

Posted by: ashes at July 29, 2009 9:10 PM

Ohh I'm catching, I think I professed my love to you on another thread. I'm in Kennesaw, GA.
Hours?....hold on....
the chest was 1hr30min
calfs were 45min
forearms were 30min
hand was 20min
back was 4hours
arm is sitting at 6 so far
13 hours? Ballpark figure?

Posted by: Deistbrawler at July 29, 2009 9:29 PM

You people really need to start watching Deadliest Catch. Thats all thank you.

Posted by: Continental Almonds at July 29, 2009 9:41 PM

13 hours? Ballpark figure?
Posted by: Deistbrawler at July 29, 2009 9:29 PM

I win! My back alone was 18 hours of work. Left arm is standing at a solid 7 I believe. Um, foot was 2 hours, smaller random ones probably are (all together) 2-3 hours.

27-28 hours?

Posted by: ashes at July 29, 2009 9:44 PM

Honkies!

Also, it's hot as all hell in Las Vegas. I can barely drink my G&Ts fast enough to keep the ice from melting.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at July 29, 2009 9:49 PM

Once again, we skew female (nearly 67 percent)
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YIPPPPPPPPPPIEEEE! "Two girrrrrrls for ev-reeee boooooooooy!"
+++
I am ... younger than eighteen ... and I'm a non-religious abstainer from alcohol for life.

Posted by: Schlegel at July 29, 2009 9:10 PM
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Seems like cheating to me when not abstaining would be breaking the law in most if not all 50 states. "I'm a non-religious abstainer from robbing banks for life." Whoop-de-doo. Come back in four years when life's had the chance to kick the shit out of you a few times, and I'll buy you your first shot of Jack.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at July 29, 2009 9:53 PM

Been drinking brew for breakfast?

Posted by: Cindy at July 29, 2009 9:54 PM

Almost 99 percent of you don’t shop at Wal-Mart (what’s the matter? You hate low, low prices?).

No, but it helps if a Wal-Mart actually exists in the city you live in.

Posted by: spazmodeas at July 29, 2009 9:55 PM

In Vegas, and on Pajiba. For shaaaame.

Posted by: SaBrina at July 29, 2009 10:16 PM

Christian -- There were nearly 4500 in the survey reader pool.

Posted by: Dustin Rowles at July 29, 2009 10:16 PM

Las Vegas is a lot less interesting when you're traveling with a 5-year-old and your friends have a 3-month-old. We no longer plan which bars and strip clubs we're going to visit, we talk about restaurants. (Memphis Barbecue, Fatburger and the Original Pancake House are at the top of the list.)

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at July 29, 2009 10:24 PM

Female with a B.A., Facebook AND Twitter who loves to drink, watch dvd's and hate Walmart... but I cannot get into '30 Rock'. My love for this site has forced me to watch it several times, against my better judgement, but I just can't do it. I just don't "get it", I guess.

Posted by: Cruise at July 29, 2009 10:30 PM

Tracer - Please have a Dutch Baby for me at the Original Pancake House! Holy crap, I miss going there all hung-over and drinking their dark, strong coffee while I wait for my GIANT Dutch Baby...*drool*

Christian -- There were nearly 4500 in the survey reader pool.
Posted by: Dustin Rowles at July 29, 2009 10:16 PM

Wait. 4500 people read the nonsense we spew in the comments? Well now I'm kind of nervous posting... Not nervous enough to stop making jackassy comments, but still kind of nervous.

Posted by: Lainey at July 29, 2009 10:55 PM

Hey Tracer Bullet, I'll be in Las Vegas in 10 days. Save some of the fun for the rest of us. What, Spearmint Rhino doesn't have a child care room? What's Vegas coming too?

Posted by: slower lower at July 29, 2009 10:56 PM

Don't be nervous Lainey, you rock.

Posted by: Cindy at July 29, 2009 10:57 PM

Does Sams Club count as "shops at Wal Mart?" (Hey, how else could the family afford the amount of bacon we go through? How do you people not eat breakfast?)

Posted by: George at July 29, 2009 11:00 PM

Er, Special K with strawberries?

Posted by: Cindy at July 29, 2009 11:04 PM

"I'm a non-religious abstainer from alcohol for life."

Aw, that was kind of adorable. But get back to me when you're into your 20's and we'll see how that held up. Not saying it's impossible, simply improbable.

Posted by: Skewicide Blonde at July 29, 2009 11:26 PM

I find it amusing that we all seem to be asked for advice on a good many things, but absolutely none of us are asked for advice on parenting. Not even, apparently, from our friends. That tells me we truly are deviants. And I love it.

Posted by: Bistro at July 29, 2009 11:42 PM

Wow I really do not fit.

Republican, 40, no tattoos and shop at Wal-Mart b/c I am still jobless with to boys that will eat me out of my home.

But I love you all...hopefully you will not kick me out.

Posted by: richmac at July 29, 2009 11:58 PM

*two*....ugh too much Merlot

Posted by: richmac at July 29, 2009 11:59 PM

Random curiousity - was there a question about country of origin? Couldn't see one in the results..

Posted by: Cat at July 30, 2009 12:18 AM

How do you people not eat breakfast?

Pfft. Breakfast didn't even exist before Kelloggs invented it in 1947. Its history as a meal is an absurd myth propagated by cereal manufacturers in their eternal war against wonderful heavenly coffee.

The result that stunned me was the "Do you have your own blog?" being only 5% yes.

Posted by: Steven Lloyd Wilson at July 30, 2009 12:20 AM

Female, working on overeducation, within age demo, loathe Wal-Mart. Yep, I'd say I fit in.

Posted by: Melody at July 30, 2009 12:43 AM

I don't like 30 Rock.

::ducks::

Posted by: ceejeemcbeegee at July 30, 2009 1:17 AM

Continental Almonds:
I love Deadliest Catch.
So there.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at July 30, 2009 2:03 AM

Consider me one who's astonished by the lack of breakfast eating around here too. 96%!? That's crazy. Maybe that's why we're all bitchy people. We're all fucking hungry!!

Posted by: Austin asking for trouble at July 30, 2009 2:47 AM

Posted by: ashes at July 29, 2009 9:44 PM

I knew as soon as you asked that question that you have a backpiece. I call no fair. On grounds I can't afford all the tats that I want. If it wasn't the backpiece I was guessing you had sleeves.

Posted by: Deistbrawler at July 30, 2009 3:31 AM

Yeeeeeewwwww SaBrina! Virgin lobes represent! People always seem so surprised that I've never pierced them.

Family Guy? Is . . popular? I'm giving all of you my incredulous eye brow . . . the Incredubrow . . .

Posted by: Lauren at July 30, 2009 3:51 AM

You can't see it but I've got my Incredubrow on for the lack of a nationality/country-of-origin question.

Meanwhile, I sort of fit in a bit. What a completely fucking relevatory experience! Except for the education part since I dropped out of high-school.

Posted by: igor at July 30, 2009 5:04 AM

I concur with Igor, how many of us are foreign? I, for one, am Icelandic. So, no Wall-Mart love for me, don't have any tattoos (but contemplating one, not seven), never eat breakfast but the rest is pretty spot on.

Love you guys.

Posted by: Ari at July 30, 2009 6:26 AM

Ok, that's just spooky.... 28, female, BA, working in education (and arts in spare time), have facebook (and twitter but i don't really get it), have been to cinema maybe twice in past 4 years, buy at LEAST 1 dvd (usually a box set) a month, don't eat breakfast. we don't have wal mart in Ireland, so i don't shop there (duh). oh, and i drink...no surprise there.

Posted by: Cadence at July 30, 2009 8:03 AM

Oh, i only have 1 tattoo though!

Posted by: Cadence at July 30, 2009 8:09 AM

“Project Runway” HA! Riiiiiiiiiight, all of you love taking giant dumps on Heigl because of her so called shallowness. But what’s the number one show in pajibaville? It’s fucking “Project Runway.” Good morning you fucking hypocrites.

Posted by: Guess Who! at July 30, 2009 8:25 AM

richmac, I'm here to share in your outcast...edness...
25, female, BA, Republican (if I was forced to choose by party and not on specific issues), attends church at least once a week (hell, went to a Christian college. Just like Dan), attends movies maybe twice a month, buys tons of DVDs, love Facebook, can't get into Twitter, love Family Guy, House, AND Project Runway (which, by the way Guess Who!, has nothing to do with any measure of shallow, merely the love of creative arts. And catty bitches), and representing the Drrty South.
Can I still come over to play? Come January I REQUIRE Dan's LOST threads...

Posted by: Patty O'Green at July 30, 2009 8:49 AM

Trust me Che, not only do these sons of bitches shop at “Wal-Mart” they also shop at the fucking “Piggly Wiggly.”

Posted by: Guess Who! at July 30, 2009 8:58 AM

Patty, girl what do you know about Drrty Drrty? I’m from the Drrty Drrty, but now I’m stuck in fucking Austin for eighteen more months and when my contract is up I’m heading back to the Drrty Drrty.

Posted by: Guess Who! at July 30, 2009 9:06 AM

Piggly Wiggly??? Those things still exist? Yikes.

But I will say, if they sold my rolls of Certs for 25 cents less than the Shell convenience store across the street, I would frequent their establishment. It's all about maximizing your spending power and shit.

Posted by: Kballs at July 30, 2009 9:11 AM

hmm let's see... male, independent/libertarian, black (caribbean), churchy dude with only 1 (1 hour) tattoo who works in healthcare, eats breakfast (when there's tater tots) and shops at Wally-world?

I am... the anti-pajiba?

BUT I am 27, I do make art/music, have a B.F.A., drink a Jameson-and-gingerale oft-times, have (poorly maintained) blogs, and go to the movies about that much.

The Office? Family Guy? 30Rock? Heroes?
check, check, check, double-check plus.

So I can stay and lurk as is my wont?

P.S. Of that non-republican section, how many are independant? and what of the weed demographic?


Posted by: VinKong at July 30, 2009 9:14 AM

Yes, Piggly Wiggly's still around. They say there's two in the Atlanta environs but I've only ever seen one in Columbia, SC.

Indeed, it's almost become uncool to shop at a regular chain grocery store, let alone Walmart. Goddamn hipsters.

Posted by: Jay at July 30, 2009 9:19 AM

Oh yes, and I have a few poorly maintained blogs and one tattoo. A brand, spanking new tattoo, actually; only a few weeks. It is even near the spanking region... odd.
It is strange to see my life in the big picture. I actually shopped in a Piggly Wiggly in my childhood (in the effin country), and now I have a BFA and I use complete sentences. BTW, thanks Mom and Dad for getting me out of that town before I was old enough to get pregnant. :hick town shudder:

Posted by: Patty O'Green at July 30, 2009 9:43 AM

Man, where to start? Hmmm...

Male, 41 as of yesterday (yeah, yeah, Happy Birthday to me...GET OFF MY LAWN!), Facebook (keeping up with Tulsa, New Orleans, and wherever else current and former peeps have scattered), shops at Wal-Mart (bring it, haters).

So far this year with "Watchmen" and "Star Trek" I've seen 200% more movies than I did last year, but I'm usually content to let movies filter to one of my movie channels...making me a year or more behind most active Pajib...ists. Honestly I'll watch something, go back to Pajiba and look up the review and see how it compared with my viewing experience. It's say it's about 80% / 20%.

No tats, no piercings, I love a good G&T but I don't drink much as I prefer other vices. No kids, but the wife has four and at one point I had two teenage girls each with their own baby under my roof.

If Mrs. Lantern and I can survive that, we're probably good "'till death", as they say.

Oh and, uh, BA...tend towards Republican views but would hardly call myself one ("traditionalist" is probably a better word), and I like Family Guy. And American Dad. Yeah you haters can bring that, too.

Deistbrawler - Holla at yer boy in Clarkston!

Posted by: Green Lantern at July 30, 2009 10:22 AM

You "non living in the four corners" jackassses. I have to get my groceries at fucking Smiths. Compared to Smiths, Wal Mart and Piggly Wiggly might as well be a god damn Italian garden.

Posted by: George at July 30, 2009 10:30 AM

I'm older, only 2 tattoos, WORKED for Wal-Mart for years and still shop there. Never go to the movies but love my netflix, haven't finished my degree yet and only drink on days ending with a y. And Breakfast is for pussies. I'm also a proud member of the 2.7% of non-hotties, here to keep an eye on all the shenanigans amongst you younger, hipper, sex-fiends.

Once again, should not comment when on pain meds, dawn.

Posted by: dawn at July 30, 2009 10:33 AM

You forgot to add the one percent with a hard drinking, turkey-clawed lump under their right arm...

Posted by: Skitz at July 30, 2009 10:37 AM

So what I am wondering is what roughly is the fag quotient? I want to know of the scant 33% of men, how many of my fellow troglydytes, like me, play for the home team so to speak.

Also, whichever one of you said you watch deal or no deal, you're voted off the island.

Posted by: FiresInAavalon at July 30, 2009 10:46 AM

Female, 29, white, liberal, tatoos, some grad school...but I don't buy DVDs, don't do facebook and you couldn't pay me to twitter...but I do loathe Wal-Mart. And, well, friends are afraid to leave me alone with their children for fear I'll be teaching them how to properly make my cocktails, so there's that too.
I no longer feel like a special and unique flower. Thanks Pajiba.
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Piggly Wiggly is all over the place here in Wisconsin....one of the major grocery chains, way overpriced. Fuck The Pig.

Posted by: the bees knees at July 30, 2009 10:53 AM

I will admit I love Wal-Mart, ain't nothing like cruising the parking lots and trying to pick up a hot piece of trailer trash.

Posted by: Guess Who! at July 30, 2009 11:16 AM

I'm a french-algerian girl who despises the hell out of family guy... I don't feel represented in this survey.

the bees knees > twitter really is annoying :').

Posted by: Richard Mayhew at July 30, 2009 11:17 AM

Dustin, I'm guessing that so many of us don't go to the movies that often because y'all do too good a job on this site debunking the crap for us.
I'm a Netflix gal myself and really only shell out the big bucks for a movie theater ticket if I know there's gonna be lots of 'splosions.

Posted by: JenVegas at July 30, 2009 11:18 AM

Yes, color me curious as well, how many of the gays do we have? I know of at least 6 off the top of my head (both varieties), but I KNOW there's some I'm forgetting and I'm sure there's more I don't know about.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at July 30, 2009 11:20 AM

50 is just around the corner, lean to the right of middle, a valued wallmart shopper, never understood the allure of tattoos and have no interest in project runway. but, then again, i am a lawyer with an hour+ commute who hasn't attended church in ages and enjoys more than occasional adult beverage. this all leaves me very confused and somewhat conflicted.

Posted by: sosumi at July 30, 2009 11:24 AM

Excuse me FiresInAavalon but we don’t use the term “fag” here, bone smuggler yes, butt pirate yes, back door to back door salesmen yes. But “fag,” no.

Posted by: Guess Who! at July 30, 2009 11:25 AM

Shit, am I one of the few Latinas on this site? And, given that I'm an engineer living in New England, if I tell my friends, I am just going to tell more white people. I can tell my mama, does that work?

Posted by: Donut Plains at July 30, 2009 12:04 PM

Let's see - 40, white, male, MBA, work in IT, no tattoos, conservative (I can't claim republican because of all the assholes that claim that title), rarely go the movies (I have a 3 year old, so there's the explanation for that), live in Texas. No wonder you people piss me off so much.

I do love the scathing movie reviews, though.

Posted by: Codeman at July 30, 2009 12:11 PM

Breakfast is for the Amish

Posted by: Odnon at July 30, 2009 2:39 PM

Delurking to announce that I am a Muslim male. Muahahahahaha!
I'm surprised no one else takes 2 1/2 hour lunches in order to watch movies in the middle of the work day. I love this country and its low expectation of IT security professionals...it wasn't like this in Mepos....corporate inertia bitches!

Posted by: Yalayalayala at July 30, 2009 4:12 PM

The worst place to study film is in the cinema.

Posted by: Recondite at July 30, 2009 4:30 PM

Jay, there is a Piggly Wiggly on Candler Rd. I've never been to it, but it is there.

Posted by: bj at July 30, 2009 7:46 PM

For our (minimal) ethnic brethren, this is our other haunt:

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/

Posted by: elzupasmonkey at July 30, 2009 7:59 PM

I only wish I fit that description more perfectly.

Posted by: coryo at July 30, 2009 11:05 PM

as far as beefing up dvd coverage, i would be happy with you just noting when movies that have gotten good reviews on the site come out on dvd so i can remember to download the rip.

but really, wtf is up with those shows?

Posted by: trippdup at July 30, 2009 11:15 PM


















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