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I'm Rooting For the Saints, Because I Really Hate This Guy

By Genevieve Burgess | Posted Under Miscellaneous | Comments (18)



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We’ve got the first of the fall shows either coming back or premiering tonight (mostly on The CW which seems to try and get its properties out of the gate early to draw in viewers before they have to compete with the big boys) but I suspect there are many of you out there far more interested in the fact that the first actual NFL game of the season is on tonight. I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’ve already got my guacamole makings, salsa con queso, and hint of lime chips ready to go and I’m not even a particular fan of either of the teams playing tonight. It’s just a nice reminder that we’re getting back into the fall TV season so everyone can stop complaining about how there’s nothing on TV and start complaining about how everything on TV sucks. I know you’ve all missed it at least as much as I have. Here’s your Thursday night TV:

7:30pm: “NBC Special: NFL Kickoff 2010” on NBC

“Thursday Night College Football: Auburn at Mississippi State” on ESPN

8:00pm: “Big Brother” on CBS

“Extreme Cuisine with Jeff Corwin” on Food Network

“Showtime Special: Redlight” on Showtime.

“The Vampire Diaries” on The CW. Second season premiere. I can’t tell you how much I’m looking forward to this vampire thing going away. I get that there’s some hot guys on this show so it has fans but the whole thing just seems like a way to sell broody and sort of emotionally abusive boys in a different way than the usual way, which is more like Logan from “Veronica Mars”. Yes, I said that. What’re you gonna do about it?

8:30pm: “Minnesota Vikings at New Orleans Saints” on NBC. Woooo! Football! Also, this is apparently the “premiere” of Sunday night football on a special night but that’s such an asinine concept that I don’t feel like dignifying it. Except I kind of did. Whoops.

9:00pm: “Destination Truth” on SyFy. Fourth season premiere.

“History Special: 9/11 State of Emergency” on History.

“Nikita” on The CW. Series premiere.

“Project Runway” on Lifetime

“The Real Housewives of DC” on Bravo

“Rookie Blue” on ABC. Two hour first season finale.

“The Smoking Gun Presents: World’s Smartest Inventions 2” on TruTV

“TNA: Impact!” on Spike TV

10:00pm: “Ace of Cakes” on Food Network

“Beast Legends” on SyFy. Series premiere. You know, sometimes it feels like SyFy is looking to find an outside audience and leaving behind their nerd roots. Then shows like this pop up, and I think maybe not so much.

“Come Dine With Me” on BBCA

“Jersey Shore” on MTV

“NICU” on Health. First season finale.

“The Squad” on A&E

“Top 20 Most Shocking” on TruTV

“Watch What Happens” on Bravo.

“You’re Wearing That?!?” on WE

10:30pm: “On The Road with Austin and Santino” on Lifetime

Late Night Listings

“The Late Show with David Letterman” on CBS featuring Jack Hanna and Jamey Johnson.

“The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” on NBC featuring Katie Couric, Kurt Warner, and David Gray

“Jimmy Kimmel Live” on ABC featuring Diane Sawyer, Donal Logue, and Ray LaMontagne

“Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” on NBC featuring Ali Larter, Mario Batali, and Jerry Lee Lewis

“The Daily Show with Jon Stewart” on Comedy Central featuring Meghan McCain

“The Colbert Report” on Comedy Central featuring Sen. Jim Webb, Joshua Bleill, Lt. Col. Brent Cummings, and John Legend.

Intern Rusty is a Masters student at the University of Miami. You can learn more about her at Rusty’s Ventures.









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Comments

WHO DAT? WHO DAT? WHO DAT SAY DEY GONNA BEAT DEM SAINTS?!

/ready for some football

Posted by: Fredo at September 9, 2010 7:07 PM

Yes, who was that person that said they were going to defeat the New Orleans football team?

Posted by: Jim Doggie at September 9, 2010 7:14 PM

Huzzah! It is the time of The Football once again!

Raiders 2010!

Posted by: The Wanderer at September 9, 2010 7:27 PM

Ugh. Football again? Why can't it be every four years, like the Olympics or the World Cup?

It's always the awkward "what's your team" conversations that really make me hate the sport. I get it. I'm at a cross section between two pretty darn bad teams from the same state. No need to make me choose sides in a less-ugly baby contest. I don't care about the Jets or the Giants, and that does not mean I care about the Eagles, either (the other Jersey choice). The only time I ever liked football was in the film Big Fan, and that was only bearable because of Patton Oswalt really doing some wonderful darkly comedic work. And only then did I care about the Giants because Oswalt's character cared about the Giants. It also, in turn, made me hate the Eagles as portrayed by the obnoxious caller on the talk radio station.

Which brings me back to why I was wearing an onion around me belt.

Posted by: Robert at September 9, 2010 7:34 PM

Ah, Robert. I feel your pain. I remember back them... to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say.

Posted by: Cabal at September 9, 2010 7:38 PM

Go Saints!

Posted by: Nicolae at September 9, 2010 8:20 PM

Well, yes, pretty and brooding and love triangles abound on Vampire Diaries, but I don't think it's nearly as bad as the Twilighty things. Plus, people actually lose body parts on TVD. And Kelly Hu. That's just a plus.

Posted by: Cadet at September 9, 2010 8:25 PM

Cowboys.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at September 9, 2010 9:48 PM

Colbert is on fire this week:

A lot of people are saying "Stephen, you play Call of Duty - how would you win the Afghan war?"

Posted by: Three-nineteen at September 9, 2010 11:55 PM

And boy I am going to enjoy the 2 1/2 days of Vikings at the bottom of the NFC North.

Posted by: Three-nineteen at September 9, 2010 11:57 PM

(Booooooo Raiders!)

I kinda want to watch that Beast Legends show. Mainly because the interwebz tell me there will be an episode on griffins. I FRAKKING LOVE GRIFFINS. And they never get any love. It's always 'ooh, dragons and unicorns and blahblah.'

Unfortunately, I am somewhat like Dory from Finding Nemo, which means if I don't take drastic action, by the time I wake up in the morning I will have no idea that I wanted to watch this, nor when or why.

Posted by: Gabs at September 10, 2010 1:15 AM

Cabal... that was classic.

Posted by: e at September 10, 2010 1:40 AM

Cabal: There really needs to be a Talk Like Grandpa Simpson Day. Kind of like Talk Like A Pirate Day but more monologuey and less coherent.

Posted by: TylerDFC at September 10, 2010 7:07 AM

Yes, I said that. What’re you gonna do about it?

I'll thank you. My fucking shelves are stuffed with the books. I think they breed.

Posted by: Jay at September 10, 2010 9:39 AM

Duuuuuuude, you can't hate Jared Allen!!! His mullet was completely ironic!! The guy just revels in every ounce of his douchebaggery and is legitimately hilarious. Jared Allen is meta. On a whole 'nother level.

Posted by: JimDrady at September 10, 2010 9:53 AM

I'm with JimDrady.

If you hate Jared Allen you're not getting it. He's makes a joke out of himself on purpose.

Did anybody catch how he said he was from the "Culinary Academy" last night? haha

Posted by: Dangerous Dave at September 10, 2010 10:05 AM

Ugh. Football again? Why can't it be every four years, like the Olympics or the World Cup?

Posted by: Robert at September 9, 2010 7:34 PM
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Hey, anyone I work with will tell you that's MY idea!

Posted by: , at September 10, 2010 10:24 AM

Agreed, very well written and can't wait for the second half.

Posted by: Evangeline at December 11, 2010 9:16 PM