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Oh, Your Leaves Change Color. That's Cute, I Guess, If You Like Watching Plants Die.

By Genevieve Burgess | Posted Under Miscellaneous | Comments (22)



It’s Labor Day weekend, marking the official end of summer which I know more than a few of you are happy about. Me? I’m not a fan of cold, or fall, or bulky itchy sweaters and socks or any of the things that go along with moving into a season where everything dies, but that’s why I live in South Florida where we just have hurricane season and not hurricane season. But hey, for all of you who enjoy that sort of thing, good for you and I hope you enjoy it. Me? You can find me sitting next to the pool or on the beach for the next two months thinking about how awesome it is to live somewhere you can wear sandals for about 11 months out of the year. Here is your Sunday night TV:

7:00pm: “60 Minutes” on CBS

“Dateline NBC” on NBC

8:00pm: “Big Brother” on CBS

“Jerseylicious” on Style. Second season premiere.

9:00pm: “Bridezillas” on WE

“The Great Food Truck Race” on Food Network

“Hoarding: Buried Alive” on TLC

“Leverage” on TNT. Third season summer finale. I kind of hate the split seasons thing a lot of channels are doing now. For one thing, it sucks if you’re actually following a show to have a “finale” halfway through and then have to wait months for the resolution. I don’t actually understand how it’s more effective, since there’s more than a few shows I’ve dropped from my viewing schedule over their break.

“Masterpiece!: Inspector Lewis, Series III: The Dead of Winter” on PBS

“Mel B: It’s a Scary World” on Style. One hour series premiere.

“Ochocinco: The Ultimate Catch” on VH1. First season finale.

“Rubicon” on AMC

10:00pm: “Amazing Wedding Cakes” on WE

“Delocated!” on Adult Swim

“Freaky Eaters” on TLC. Series premiere. Yes, because the thing to do with abnormal eating behaviors and/or eating disorders is to display them as entertainment. Clearly. I understand that some people will say that raising awareness of eating disorders that don’t fit cleanly into the classifications of anorexia or bulimia is important, but somehow I doubt that TLC will be approaching the topic with respect and true concern for these individuals.

“The Gates” on ABC

“The Glades” on A&E

“Iron Chef America” on Food Network

“Keeping Up with the Kardashians” on E!

“Mad Men” on AMC

“My Boys” on TBS

“Snapped” on Oxygen

“Swamp People” on History

“The TO Show” on VH1. Second season finale.

10:30pm: “Children’s Hospital” on Adult Swim

“Freaky Eaters” on TLC

Intern Rusty is a Masters student at the University of Miami. You can learn more about her at Rusty’s Ventures.









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Comments

That's the same reason I love living in north Texas. It's hot hot hot, then not so much, then hot again.

Posted by: badkittyuno at September 5, 2010 8:44 PM

Keep Miami, I love the fall and winter. I love winter clothes, and I'm seriously getting impatient to wear my jackets again. I love jackets.

Posted by: figgy at September 5, 2010 8:50 PM

Of course, the down side is that you live in Florida.

Posted by: TK at September 5, 2010 9:29 PM

Also, no new True Blood tonight? Dammit.

Posted by: figgy at September 5, 2010 10:13 PM

Intern Rusty: Not to put too fine a point on it, but the trees don't actually die, they just sluff off their leaves so they can grow new ones in the spring, just as dogs & cats shed, and all of us are constantly sluffing off skin as new cells replace used up ones.

That's the way life works. I have to admit, I'm unfamiliar with south Florida, having never been there, but do those palm trees never lose any palms?

-Ralphie

Posted by: Ralphie at September 5, 2010 10:36 PM

Hey, nothing beats the coastal region of Southern California. Can't afford to live on the beach myself, but the marine layer keeps the temperature tolerable as far as 10-15 miles inland, with the exception of about 5-10 days of the year. And then we have the nice mild winters.

Of course we also have the smog, but as they say the fucking smog is the fucking reason we have such beautiful fucking sunsets.

Posted by: Irving Washington at September 6, 2010 12:28 AM

So Cal is wonderful, I don't even have to light a cig when watching the sunset since we hotbox 15 packs a day (thanks smog.) Right now I am in Honduras visiting my fiance's family and let me tell you, it never ceases to amaze me when I see Negros speaking Spanish. Shit is crazy, with all the gunfire singing me to sleep at night and people offering to sale me drugs during the day it almost feels like my neighborhood back in LA.

Posted by: Gamal at September 6, 2010 12:39 AM

i suppose florida and texas and california are alright if you're a loser who likes the same thing day after day after day. don't give me that BS about hot and not so hot. its not the same thing. you might get to wear sandals year round, but you don't get experience the magic of halloween and christmas like they were meant to, the're like any other time of year to you. i love it when the seasons change and i get to switch up my clothes, its like i get to become a different person. come late january i will probably be not quite so enthusiastic about the north. also, florida is the biggest freak state there is, good luck with the pythons.

Posted by: JR at September 6, 2010 1:19 AM

@Gamal, those Sambo Creek people (boy or girl, it doesn't matter) are hot as fuck though, no?

Posted by: VentureSister at September 6, 2010 6:54 AM

Seriously VentureSister, these are the most beautiful people I've ever seen. My fiance's entire family is gorgeous. The food isn't hurting either.

Posted by: Gamal at September 6, 2010 7:53 AM

Fuck the seasons. I lived in La Jolla for years, and though I couldn't stand the people, I loved every single day of that flawless weather. Never too hot, never too cold, clear, beautiful days...it was great.

Posted by: jzhz at September 6, 2010 8:41 AM

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Posted by: sophiaalove at September 6, 2010 10:58 AM

"I couldn't live here; I love seasons too much"

"Me too, that why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones"

Personally, this Canadian is excited as fuck about fall.

Posted by: seed at September 6, 2010 11:08 AM

Damn but I wish I was at the Bay Islands right now.

Posted by: figgy at September 6, 2010 11:16 AM

Not to be a douchebag, Ralphie, but it's spelled "slough," not "sluff."

That said, Fall is awesome because you can wear enough clothes to hide your hibernation weight.

Posted by: Bequafina at September 6, 2010 11:47 AM

Right you are, Bequafina, I thought about it as I was typing, but I wasn't sure how to spell "slough".

Thanks for the heads up.

-Ralphie

Posted by: Ralphie at September 6, 2010 12:39 PM

I'll take the ability to handle basically any kind of weather over the chance of either earthquakes or hurricanes, tyvm :P

Posted by: emzmcgee at September 6, 2010 12:57 PM

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1309288/Christina-Hendricks-BEG-Emmys-gown-shes-curvy.html


You don't have to read the whole thing, but at least make sure you read the last sentence.

Posted by: Recondite at September 6, 2010 2:54 PM

Figgy, let me tell you, today is especially lovely down here in La Cieba. I wish I didn't have to go back to San Pedro Sula tomorrow. Honduras aint too bad. Although I still refuse to go out at night. Some of these folks are just waiting for some foreigner to slip up. Not even my blackness has an effect.

Posted by: Gamal at September 6, 2010 5:45 PM

Phoenix

Surprisingly we have chill winters. No snow tho. A lot like Miami without the floating air water

Posted by: Protoguy at September 6, 2010 6:06 PM

I live in Central Florida. Here are 6 things you should know about Florida trees:

1. Live Oak trees keep their leaves all through winter, but they fall off in the spring when the new leaves push the old ones off. It happens in a single day, like in the cartoons where leaves all fall off the trees at once on someone's head.

2. I can always tell when Christmas ads for Florida are done by MadMen up north. They invariably show palm trees with lights strung up in the leaves / palm fronds. That's not how they string lights in Florida. Down here they wrap the lights around the trunk of the tree as far up as they can reach or until they run out of lights. The leaves / fronds are untouched. This makes everyone's lawn look like they've been invaded by giant glowing tubeworms.

3. Even green trees and brush will catch on fire and burn like you've poured gasoline on them. Firefighters from up north are always caught off guard by how flammable palmettos are.

4. Live oaks cannot be cut with a chain saw.

5. Laurel oaks will fall over if you blow on them really hard.

6. For some strange reason, palm trees and palmettos will not blow over in hurricanes, despite having rootballs the size of a soccer ball.

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