Pajiba

Watching the Colts, DVR-ing Dexter and Californication. Yes, my night is planned.

That is way, way too much Seth Mcfarlane. Someone lock him in a closet already.

Also that ad for "Couples Retreat" up in the corner is fantastic. I imagine they're all making that face of utter disgust because they just found out they were in that movie.

Go colts!

I often have weird dreams where Dexter is part of Entourage and gradually kills off all of the characters. Some would call this a nightmare, I call it a daydream. Best cross-over ever.

I can't wait for Dexter tonight - and I watched the leaked first episode online a month ago!

Can we please retire the phrase "coke off a strippers ass?" I mean jesus. When have tits ever been so neglected?

DEATH to old people we don't like! Yeah, that's the kind of bitchy scathing I'm talkin' 'bout! Huzzah!

Well, against my better judgement, I'm watching The Cleveland Show...and it really isn't funny.

Sanaa Lathan, you're better than this.

Actually, I quit "Brothers and Sisters" late last season. Feels good. If you haven't tried it yet, you really should. And if you find yourself longing for it, just go punch your mother in the belly and when she cries it'll be like watching Sally Field.

Anyone catch the new Simpsons? It was a very Pajiba episode--mocking big movie studios, particularly the comic book movie mania. It was pretty hilarious, and I'm glad I watched it.

Cleveland Show wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. Surprisingly funny and actually seems to have a story and likable characters. I don't know if I'll make it a regular thing, but it's definitely better than that American Dad monstrosity. Not that that's hard.

National Parks...arrrrghghghghghgh. (shaking fist in the air.) I totally forgot. I'll have to catch it tomorrow.

For me tonite, it's Californication @ 9:30 then Dexter @ 10. Luckily they are nice enough to replay for those of us who have to put the kids to bed.

Dexter was awesome (seriously), The Cleveland Show was horrible (no shit), Family Guy was sort of funny (the usual), and I didn't know that Californication had Peter Gallagher in it, so score.

Hmm, on an interesting note, Extreme Makeover just finished doing a house in my town. David Duchovny showed up kind of out of nowhere, and I got to meet him.

Well, if you count seeing him from 100 feet away, hyperventilating and trying not to scream MULDER at the top of your lungs over and over again as meeting him. I grew up on X Files, man, that shit was intense.

Plus, I know the people that got the house, and they're so nice. The mother of the family just finished her leukemia treatments and then their house burned down, so they were living in a one-bedroom trailer. The people in the area really made me fucking sick, though, they were so unbelievably jealous. The local newspaper did a story on the community's reactions, and of course everyone was 'anonymous.' Bull fucking shit. They're jealous little cunts who were bitching about the show not doing more for the community, and just focusing on one family. Well, fine, when you get cancer and your house burns down and then all you can afford is a one bedroom trailer when you have a husband and three teenagers, fine, maybe someone will build a house for you, but until then, stfu. Cunts.

And although I did not witness Ty snorting cocaine off of any hooker's asses (and believe me, there's a suprisingly large number in my town of 30,000, so I don't know how he resisted), I do know that he was stalked mercilessly by a group of middle-aged women wherever he went. They were organized, were in constant communication and everything. It was rather terrifying.

The whole experience was cool, but I was so glad that it was over when it was. I was getting sick to death of being cut off in town by these psychos coming from around the area to join the Ty stalking parties, and reamed this dickface with a Benz out for leaving his dog in the car when he went to the grocery store on an 80 degree day.

In other words- if Extreme Makeover ever comes to your town, strap on your safety helmets and nut cups, because it's going to be a psychotic week.

Nat Parks was mostly about how the parks were created (yellowstone and yosemite for this episode)... from the people who discovered it to the government folks who voted it into legislation (or opposed it). Was actually quite thorough and showed both sides of the argument of creating the first national park in the world. It did, of course, side mostly with the view that visiting these parks is akin to having a religious experience and that you are a heartless prick (aka, "pajiban") if you disagree. It is soulbending experience, i can say from experience. Fuck religion, you wanna find god? climb a mountain.

love that song, dustin.

A former co-worker's husband worked on an Extreme Home Makeover house a couple years back and said Ty was not around unless cameras were. I am not remotely surprised--he wouldn't want to sprain a highlight. But the group of ladies stalking him in Jaci's hometown likely had better luck at the gym or the spa than the worksite.