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Awwww fuck, go Raiders! No one can question my loyalty.

"One Tree Hill" is in its SEVENTH SEASON??? Are you shitting me? Does it still have Chad "Jail-Bait Lovin'" Michael Murray on it? Or that chick that used to be on MTV? Also, what exactly is that show about? So many questions...

The commercials for Jay Leno's new show bore me, I can't imagine watching the whole show. Especially the "headlines" one, where they're all gently tittering about a "meat load dinner". Even my grandma would think that shit was tame.

I caught an "Inside the Actors Studio" with the cast of The Simpsons a while back in re-run and it was awesome. Lipton interviewed various Simpsons characters, it was kind of amazing how rapidly the actors could flip from one to the other. Especially Harry Shearer doing Burns and Smithers back to back. HAd that on my DVR for months.

But a Family Guy one? I'll pass.

admin - I'm sorry, but you've left me no choice. We're breaking up again. I can put up with A LOT. Being Canadian, making fun of Drew 'Awesome' Barrymore, etc. However, I cannot abide a Raiders fan as an imaginary internet boyfriend. I'm just sickened by it. Sickened. Raiders - HORF!

I used to think One Tree Hill was about people who lived on a hill with one tree. Like, that was the entire concept. There's a hill, and there's a tree, and people hang out on the hill, maybe climb the branches or put up a hammock to switch things up. Every time I was reminded of the show (which was often since this was when I watched Gilmore Girls and Everwood and Dawson's Creek and Beauty and the Geek and essentially every glorious teen show) I wondered why the hell someone would make a show with such a boring concept, and on The WB no less. Then I would be reminded of Seventh Heaven and understand.

Then I saw an episode and there was basketball and a blackout and I thought a mom and her daughter were having an affair, but most importantly, there were LOTS OF TREES. How can they get away with such blatant lies?

I'm going to watch "Inside the Actor's Studio" just because....LIPTON JUST INTRODUCED SOMEONE AS THE VOICE OF THE "GREASED UP DEAF GUY"! It's already worth watching.
Anyway, Seth McFarlane's voice and how he changes his voice without changing mannerisms freaks me out. I can't look away.

aww..
patrick swayze died

Seconded, blackbird11. Death sucks.

She'll be back.

I need the Chargers, specifically Gates and Tomlinson, to rule the Raiders' asses. But I also need McFadden to give me some points. Hmmm. Perhaps I have too many fantasy teams going..

Pinky, did you actually want the answers to your One Tree Hill questions or was it all sarcasm?

*whispers* Cause I actually watch it.

I think I will go stand in the corner now and hang my head in shame.

wooky, I would love some answers! I am fascinated by that show being in a 7th season, just not enough to actually watch. What I know about it, which is NOTHING, I know from Go Fug Yourself.

Also Dan (the dad, who had his new heart EATEN by a dog right before surgery) now has a talk show.

That.is.awesome.

Kilmo beat me!

You forgot to mention today is the return of Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert, after a 3 week absence, it's good to have the boys back.

There's no way that Jay Leno show can last, but the way NBC promotes it, you would think Jay Leno found a cure for cancer. I hope this show is a total disaster, and he winds up destitute on the street, selling his body for crack.

The marketing budget for Leno's new show dwarfs the production budget. This crap is just thrown together. It's like a public access show or something. January is a wildly optimistic estimate for cancellation.

Ugh, I want it to fail sooo badly. My track record is the worst though the shit will probably be on for-fucking-ever. Fingers crossed America, I'll give you Transformers and G-Force but please don't let this shit stay on the air.

Gossip Girl! Among the MANY reasons to watch the show:
1. Nobody's clothes fit properly. Hilarity ensues.
2. Vanessa's hair. Dreadlocks? Zombie-mauled? Who can tell?
3. Jenny's makeup. Clown college? Or is she the zombie who took care of Vanessa's hair?
4. Guys in badly-applied makeup. Hilarity ensues.
5. The NY magazine blog that comes out every Tuesday after the show. Truly clever.
Seriously, Dustin. You're missing out.

Since some football was discussed here, I'ma ask my question here.

The Chargers/Raiders game last night was the first I've been able to catch this season.

What the hell is the deal with the new uniforms for the officials?
I can imagine that there's some kind of reason for it, maybe that they stand-out better than the old black & white shirts so the dudes have a better chance of not getting trampled, but damn... it looks like someone tossed a pair of red panties in with the whites. And the sparkly numbers?

WTF?

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Now I just feel bad for Kanye.

SaBrina, That would have to be "Two-Tree Hill."

Not if the one tree has really long, strong branches. Right? Right? I'll go with that.