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Guys. I am totally going to watch the vampire show.

No, really. To borrow a phrase, there are things that are wrong with me.

Also, what episode is Project Runway up to? 'Cause I saw, like, the first one. I keep forgetting it's back.

Double shit! I should not have looked at the season summary on Wikipedia. Thanks for ruining my life, you socialist group of cowardly, anonymous contributors.

Fuck the vamps. Give me Supernatural!

Supernatural! Yes! I am ready for some GOOOOOOOOORE!!!

Squee sensors set to maximum. GIMME SOME JENSEN!!

Hm. I'd probably watch Supernatural, but I've seen approximately 47 minutes of one episode, and maybe 12 minutes of another one, twice (meaning, I saw the same 12 minutes of that one on two separate occasions). Also, I was surprised to see that it was coming back because I thought 1) at least one of the brothers had been killed, permanently, based on the one episode I saw 12 minutes of, twice, and 2) it was canceled.

@ io, I've pretty much had it with vampires (or "modern" "interpretations" of them, anyway) also, but I can't help myself. I may need a vampire fiction intervention. (Also, yay! lizzie!)

I'll take football AND Project Runway thankyouverymuch. DVRing PR, watching football live. I haven't seen Twilight, read any of the books, nor watched any of True Blood beyond 20 minutes of one episode (Anna Paquin and her horrific overacting killed any interest in that show for me) and I'm still so SICK of hearing about vampires that I'm ready to stake myself.

And may I just add, go Titans!

FOOTBALL! FUCK YEAH...EEAHHHAAAAAAAA!!

*ehrm*...sorry had to get that out of my system. Let me put this in a more ladylike way.

"I am ever so delighted for the return of the NFL season. Can anything be as elegant as a reverse pass blitz? Oh be still my beating heart! Oh Sir Rivers, how I long to see you preform better than an 8-8 record, as in last season. Oh I beg of you sirs,won't you please appease me in my ever so humble of football wishes?

Yeah, that'll do for all the lady like bullshit. But yeah, football, fuck I'm excited.

Mitchell is gone. He was the Flo of PR.

— “Project Runway” on Lifetime offers some decent counter programming to football. This is where it’s beneficial for many married couples to have two televisions.

OR for us unmarriable faggot couples, we'll just SHARE a tv on this one.

I'm watching the vamps too, AvB and lizzie. There are some pretty boys on here.

Now I feel a little creepy.

Thanks goodness the NFL is back.

Both the Hutt Tongues and the Savannah Meerkats are ready to kick some fantasy ass.

I'm gonna smoke some .... stuff... yeah... that's it.. some stuff.... and NOT watch any of that shit. Guh.

I am totally watching this ridiculous vampire show right now. At least there's some violence in this once and I don't believe these guys sparkle. So, its got that going for it.

Wait... did she really, actually say "Dear Diary"?! What. The. Hell. Nobody says that! And I'm pretty sure nobody actually writes that in a diary!

At this moment I'm eating me a super hot chicken pot pie (why in the hell do they get so freaking hot, I think I'd rather have the shits from undercooked food then have to wait another ten minutes for my CPP to stop being lava) and drinking a dark chocolate stout and then later going to follow that down with a sweet and sour whiskey drink out of my jelly jar. Oh, classiness I have arrived.

Oh, and I'm watching Mall Rats. Triple score on the classy button!

There have been times in my life when I've gotten into football, but I think I'm over it. Boys, standing around scratching their balls and pretending they aren't gay...someone throws a ball five feet, someone drops it...everyone mills around while the refs vogue for a few minutes...announcer dudes make uninteresting small talk about how Dick Dork had more yards than Joanne's Fabrics...a couple of camera shots of boys on the sidelines or the coach or a pretty girl...back to the field where no one knows what the fuck is going on and everyone's standing around waiting for something, blow the whistle, boys run around and smack into each other like los toros without a damned matador, whistle blows again...everyone stand around some more...STOP!

I think I'm going with Project Runway, where the women are bitches - and the men are too.

Ignore the double post. I apologize.

It was AWWWESOMME. So well done. So fantastically written. Welcome back, Jensalecki!

i will be watching Vampire Diaries on dvr. i'm a sucker for shows where pretty, pretty boys are pretty--plus Boone!--but i need to watch it without commercials because i watch way too much tv to watch all those commercials.

i'm also really excited for Supernatural--and not just for the pretty, pretty boys being pretty--because i think it is a really entertaining show. the pretty boys don't hurt though. Jared P. is a great big beautiful hunk o' man.

Mitchell was a big ball of suck on Project Runway, so much so that i wonder how he ever made the cut.

at the moment i'm actually watching Pacey--since i somehow missed the first season of Fringe--and i need to catch up before season 2 starts, so i'll quit with the rambling and get back to pretty Pacey.

The header stuff is changing again. (I swear I'm not drunk.)

Now we have a great Pajiba ball of fire.

Does anyone else have this problem when watching football: Whenever someone mentions the San Diego Chargers, all I hear is Whale's Vagina Chargers. Is that just me?

Thank you footballers for finally joining me. I've been waiting.

I love the Steelers. They aren't my team but I won money tonight. I am a happy camper.

Yes DoubleH you should be watching Supernatural. The devil vs. angels story set up from last season is awesome. Ackles always get in hysterical one-liners. The show never takes itself too seriously, and I love how it makes fun of itself and the crazy real-life fans who wish Sam and Dean were lovers. You'd just have to watch it too understand that part!! Any show that has an episode titled 'Criss Angel is a Douche Bag' should be watched by everyone.

I watched the Vampire Show while I was reading Living Dead in Dallas (yeah, I'm obsessed with vampires), and I forgot to switch back to the game, so I caught the beginning of Supernatural. I'd never seen it before.

OH MY GOD, the HOTNESS.

Anna,
nah, nobody important stays dead in Supernatural (until the final season, when I guess all bets are off). They have these handy Crossroads Demons who Make Deals. Both brothers are therefore up, around and creaming demon ass.

OK, that last part came out wrong....

I DVR'd Vampire Diaries and watched it later last night.

I think I'm much happier without those lost 20 IQ points.

Seriously, though, another CW show with 30-year old teenagers, angsting all over the place. The guys were moderately pretty, but unless they start getting naked and doing each other, I won't be back.

Hi, my name is Eyvi, and I watched Vampire Diaries. It was ridiculous, a thinly veiled copy of Twilight (really all it was missing was sparkles, oh and there are books?!? Jebus, I am going to need help)but I watched anyway. I knew it was wrong. But I couldn't stop it. And I will watch it again.

I too admit to watching The Vampire Diaries and it sucked.
hahahaha

no really it sucked.

Supernatural was fun.
Project Runway is getting on my last nerve. They need to get Nina and Kors back soon to balance out The Klum's love of short and tight.

Wow. I leave Pajiba for a few months only to return and find it overrun by the basest sexual obsessions. I mean, "OMG HAWT MEN!!!!" is how we're rating quality movies/TV now?

Pathetic.