Are You Ready for Some Football Vampires

The real networks have yet to roll out their television schedules, so for the moment, we're still suffering the network-let shows. I know someone here is excited about one of the shows returning tonight, though. I won't say who, but her name rhymes with Pacey.And Jared Padelecki makes her ALL CAPS hard.

Here are the night's television highlights, such as they are.

8:00

-- The series premier of "Vampire Diaries," over on the CW.

-- The NFL kicks off (!) with the Pittsburgh Steelers vs. the Tennessee Titans on NBC.

9:00

-- The 5th Season Premiere of "Supernatural," over on the CW.

-- "Skins" continues on BBCA.

-- Trash TV Alert: "Police Women of Broward County" on TLC.

10:00

-- "Aces of Cakes" on the Food Network (I understand this is the better of the cake shows).

-- "Behind the Music" on VH1 covers lil Wayne, cause apparently they've run out of real musicians to document.

-- "Project Runway" on Lifetime offers some decent counter programming to football. This is where it's beneficial for many married couples to have two televisions.

-- "Real Housewives of Atlanta," over on Bravo is a nice reminder of what Bravo is missing since it lost "Runway"

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