Pajiba After Dark: Rock You Like a Hurricane
8:00pm: "Fox Sports Special: NFL Preseason: Philadelphia at Pittsburgh" on Fox. I've noticed that of the Pennsylvanian sports teems, the Steelers seem to have far more fans nationwide than the Eagles. Is that just because Pittsburgh is a shithole that people flee as soon as they possibly can or because there's a certain kind of person who knows that rooting for Pittsburgh just pisses all kids of people off and engages in it for that reason alone?
"Wipeout" on ABC
9:00pm: "Big Brother" on CBS
"Burn Notice" on USA
"Expedition Impossible" on ABC
"The First 48" on A&E
"Prostitution: Leaving the Life" on OWN
"Project Runway" on Lifetime
"Sweet Home Alabama" on CMT
"Do Something Awards 2011" on VH1
10:00pm: "Ancient Aliens" on History
"Beyond Scared Straight" on A&E. Second season premiere.
"Futurama" on Comedy Central
"Jersey Shore" on MTV
"LA Ink" on TLC. Starring Kat Von D, she of the love life that Dustin is ignorant about. The fact that I know anything about it is not because I've sought that information out but just because I spend way too much time on the internet and once that shit gets in your head IT NEVER LEAVES. I will be the 80 year old who can't find the glasses she's wearing but can remember that once upon a time Jennifer Love Hewitt dated some guy who lost on "The Bachelorette."
"Rookie Blue" on ABC
"Suits" on USA
"Texas Women" on CMT
"Wilfred" on FX
10:30pm: "Ugly Americans" on Comedy Central
"Wilfred" on FX
10:32pm: "Russian Dolls" on Lifetime
11:00pm: "Louie" on FX
12:00am: "Children's Hospital" on Adult Swim
Late Night Listings
"Jimmy Kimmel Live" on ABC featuring Zoe Saldana, Anton Yelchin, and Amos Lee
"The Daily Show with Jon Stewart" on Comedy Central featuring Anne Hathaway
"The Colbert Report" on Comedy Central featuring Kevin Mitnick
"Chelsea Lately" on E featuring Chistopher Mintz-Plasse, Brad Wollack, Fortune Feimster, and Bill Bellamy
"Conan" on TBS featuring Louis C.K, Jim Sturgess, and Hugh Moore
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