I Don't Mean to be Rude, But… Oh Wait, Yes I Do
8:00 p.m.: "Hell's Kitchen" on Fox.
"History Special: Most Extreme Airports" on History. Two hour special presentation. Seriously? "Most Extreme Airports?" What, do they have lions guarding the luggage carousels?
"Losing It With Jillian" on NBC. First season finale.
"Pretty Little Liars" on ABC Family.
"Wipeout" on ABC.
9:00 p.m.: "America's Got Talent" on NBC.
"Cupcake Wars" on Food Network.
"Deadliest Catch" on Discovery.
"Downfall" on ABC.
"Gene Simmons Family Jewels" on A&E. New time slot.
"Hawthorne" on TNT.
"I'm Pregnant And..." on Health. One hour season premiere. The episode is called "May Be Having a Dwarf" so I'm guessing TLC's casting agents are going to be watching closely, just in case.
"Make It or Break It" on ABC Family.
"Warehouse 13" on SyFy.
"White Collar" on USA.
9:30 p.m.: "Gene Simmons Family Jewels" on A&E.
10:00 p.m.: "Covert Affairs" on USA.
"Deadliest Catch: Captain Phil Tribute" on Discovery. In case you wanted to cry for a bit.
"Deadliest Warrior" on Spike TV.
"Gene Simmons Family Jewels" on A&E. One hour special presentation. OK, this has been bugging me for a REALLY long time, but shouldn't it be either "Gene Simmons's Family Jewels" or "Gene Simmons: Family Jewels?" I know I don't have the world's most impeccable grammar, but this always gives me a twitch for some reason.
"Jersey Couture" on Oxygen. First season finale.
"Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List" on Bravo.
"The Little Couple" on TLC.
"Memphis Beat" on TNT.
"PBS Special: POV: El General" on PBS.
"Primetime" on ABC.
"Rescue Me" on FX.
"Teen Mom" on MTV. Second season premiere.
10:30 p.m.: "Dinner With the Band" on IFC. Second season finale. I wouldn't be mentioning this except that tonight's guest is Andrew W.K. and I hugely admire his 100% commitment to character. Dude is all Party Hard all the time and it's kind of awesome.
Late Night Listings:
"The Late Show with David Letterman" on CBS featuring Steve Carell, Selena Gomez, and Sheryl Crow.
"The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" on NBC featuring Zac Efron, Lior Suchard, and The Black Keys.
"Jimmy Kimmel Live" on ABC featuring Jon Hamm, J.B Smoove, Ralph Macchio, and Runner Runner.
"The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson" on CBS featuring America Ferrera, Dan Riskin, and Fred MacAulay.
"Late Night with Jimmy Fallon" on NBC featuring Zach Braff, Jemaine Clement, and Crowded House.
Intern Rusty is a Masters student at the University of Miami. You can learn more about her at Rusty's Ventures. She understands this column may seem a little harsh so if you'd like to file a complaint, you can do so by shoving it up your ass.