Pajiba After Dark: Are You Itchy Yet?
Good new, everybody! Well, maybe not for everybody but for some of you anyway! Misery night has returned! Yes, now you can spend your summer evenings watching hoarders and addicts fight with their families, tell heartbreaking stories of abandonment and abuse, frustratingly resist help, and finally show some small amount of progress such that you get your hopes up for them before finally realizing that most of these people will backslide within a month or two. Aren't you thrilled!?! I'm sure there are those of you who are, either because you like the show or because watching "Hoarders" keeps your apartment/house in tip-top shape because watching it gives you the screaming heebies. Here's your Monday night TV:
8:00pm: "The Bachelorette" on ABC
"Basketball Wives" on VH1
"The Secret Life of the American Teenager" on ABC Family
8:30pm: "Bait Car" on TruTV
9:00pm: "Animal Planet Investigates: Captive Hunting Exposed" on Animal Planet
"Cake Boss" on TLC
"HBO Special: Sex Crimes Unit" on HBO
"Hoarders" on A&E. Fourth season premiere.
"Masterchef" on Fox
"Off Limits" on Travel
"The Real Housewives of Orange County: Lost Footage Special" on Bravo. I don't think it's "lost" if it's being shown on TV. Kind of the opposite of "lost" in fact.
"RuPaul's Drag U" on Logo. Second season premiere.
"Single Ladies" on VH1
"Switched at Birth" on ABC Family
"Unfaithful" on OWN
"WWE Raw" on USA
10:00pm: "The Dr.Laura Berman Show" on OWN
"Intervention" on A&E. Eleventh season premiere.
"Kate Plus 8" on TLC
"Law and Order: Los Angeles" on NBC
"Meat and Potatoes" on Food Network
"Nurse Jackie" on Showtime. Third season finale.
"Abraham and Mary Lincoln, A House Divided: American Experience: Ambition" on PBS. Really, PBS? Again with the colon... I was about to say "colon diarrhea" but that doesn't read exactly the way I meant it. Let's say "colon overuse" instead.
"Platinum Hit" on Bravo
"Sanctuary" on SyFy. Third season finale.
"Teen Wolf" on MTV
"Vanished with Beth Holloway" on Lifetime
"Extreme Makeover: Weight Loss Edition" on ABC
10:20pm: "James May's Road Trip" on BBCA
10:30pm: "The Best Thing I Ever Ate" on Food Network
"The United States of Tara" on Showtime. This will be the series finale as showtime announced in May that it had not renewed the series for a fourth season.
Late Night Listings
"The Late Show with David Letterman" on CBS featuring Cameron Diaz, horse whisperer Buck Brannaman, and Eddie Vedder
"The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" on NBC featuring Larry the Cable Guy, Dorothy Custer, and LMFAO
"Jimmy Kimmel Live" on ABC featuring Owen Wilson, Adam Levine, and Panic! at the Disco
"Late Night with Jimmy Fallon" on NBC featuring Thomas Lennon, Mint Condition, and Weird Al Yankovic
"The Daily Show with Jon Stewart" on Comedy Central featuring Ray Nagin
"The Colbert Report" on Comedy Central featuring Bon Iver
"Chelsea Lately" on E featuring Tatum O'Neal, Greg Proops, Chris Franjola, Natasha Leggero
"Conan" on TBS featuring Neil Patrick Harris, Emily Mortimer, and Tom Segura
Intern Rusty has a Masters degree in Music Business and Entertainment Industry. While looking for a job she has taken to blogging again so you can read more about her at Rusty's Ventures if you're into that sort of thing.
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