Batmanuel's Hard Earned Savings Don't Grow on Trees
This morning Jezebel posted this video... wait, no, that's the video where some hot guy auto-tuned his cats. That's not what I was thinking of, but you should watch that anyway because it's got something for everyone who happens to like cats and hot guys. No, THIS is the video I'm thinking of, which features the top ten love scenes from "Lost". I'm sure there should probably be some sort of spoiler warning or whatever, but since I have never seen a single episode of "Lost", all it looked like to me was a bunch of people kind of smashing their faces together in something that maybe looks like making out if you're more emotionally invested. Thought some of you might like that, and I always feel a little bad for the "Lost" fans because your show only seems to frustrate and confuse you whereas my show, "Glee," frustrates me sometimes but gives me new versions of "Total Eclipse of the Heart" which is like the greatest song ever because I've now heard four different versions of it and I still think it rocks. I'm gonna go listen to it now, actually. Here's Tuesday night's TV:
8:00 p.m.: "90210" on The CW.
"American Idol" on Fox. Every week this show runs over into "Glee"'s time slot, I hate it that much more.
"The Biggest Loser" on NBC.
"Dancing With the Stars" on ABC.
"NCIS" on CBS.
9:00 p.m.: "19 Kids and Counting" on TLC.
"Deadliest Catch" on Discovery.
"Frontline: The Wounded Platoon" on PBS.
"Glee" on Fox.
"Lost" on ABC.
"NCIS: Los Angeles" on CBS.
10:00 p.m.: "9 By Design" on Bravo. I caught a little of this show the other night when I want hunting for my remote and I have to say that the central couple seems like some of the most obnoxious people I've ever seen on my TV. But then again, I never watched any of "High Society", and I'm betting they'd win that contest.
"Ashes to Ashes" on BBCA. Second season premiere.
"Deadliest Warrior: Aztec Jaguar vs. Zande Warrior" on Spike TV.
"Chopped" on Food Network.
"The Good Wife" on CBS.
"The Hills" on MTV.
"Independent Lens: Horse Boy" on PBS. This is the movie that was reviewed a while back about the family that takes their autistic son to Mongolia because being around horses seems to relieve his worst symptoms.
"Justified" on FX.
"Law and Order: Criminal Intent" on USA.
"The Little Chocolatiers" on TLC.
"Parenthood" on NBC.
"Swamp Loggers" on Discovery. That always sounds vaguely dirty to me in a way I can't quite explain.
"Tiny and Toya" on BET.
"Undateable" on VH1.
"V" on ABC. Starting two minutes after the hour, which means "Lost" is probably running two minutes long so adjust your DVRs accordingly.
Late Night Listings:
"The Late Show With David Letterman" on CBS featuring Queen Latifah, Will Forte, and MGMT.
"The Tonight Show With Jay Leno" on NBC featuring Amanda Seyfried, Guy Fieri, and Luke Bryan.
"Jimmy Kimmel Live" on ABC featuring Julia Louis-Dreyfus, the latest "Dancing With the Stars" castoff, and Michael Bolton.
"The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson" on CBS featuring Melina Kanakaredes, Tom Lennon, and Jonsi.
"Late Night With Jimmy Fallon" on NBC featuring Evangeline Lilly, Kenan Thompson, Keith Urban, and Mick McCready.
"Last Call With Carson Daly" on NBC featuring Jared Harris.
"The Daily Show With Jon Stewart" on Comedy Central featuring Sebastian Junger.
"The Colbert Report" on Comedy Central featuring Hampton Sides.
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