Yeah, You, Shook Me All Night Long
As some of you on Facebook may have noticed, something called "Boobquake" is happening today as a sort of protest against Tehran's prayer leader who said "Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity, and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes." (Taken from the Boobquake event page.) So immodestly dressed women cause earthquakes and according to some people, gay sex caused Hurricane Katrina. I'm always bewildered by people who believe this because if it actually worked, women and gays would both have equal rights in a heartbeat. The Human Rights Campaign would just threaten to sponsor a giant gay orgy in front of the Washington Monument unless the federal government struck down DOMA and Don't Ask, Don't Tell. Whenever it was found that a company wasn't practicing equitable pay, their lobbies would be flooded with topless women until an earthquake destroyed the building. Actually, now I kind of wish all the theories were true because I would have the magical ability to get whatever I wanted by threatening to strip until an earthquake happened. Or by finding myself another lady to get friendly with until a hurricane came along. That'd be kind of awesome. Anyway, here's what's on TV tonight:
8:00 p.m.: "10 Things I Hate About You" on ABC Family.
"Chuck" on NBC.
"Dancing With the Stars" on ABC.
"House" on Fox.
"The International Sexy Ladies Show" on G4, where every Monday is Boobquake.
"Little People, Big World" on TLC.
"One Tree Hill" on The CW. Returns from hiatus.
8:30 p.m.: "Little People, Big World" on TLC.
"Rules of Engagement" on CBS.
9:00 p.m.: "24" on Fox.
"Gossip Girl" on The CW.
"PBS Special: My Lai: American Experience" on PBS.
"Rupaul's Drag Race" on Logo. Also where every Monday is Boobquake.
"Top Gear" on BBCA. 14th season finale at a special time.
"Tough Love: Couples" on VH1. I understand that this is a show where people go on VH1 to get relationship counseling and can I ask who, exactly, thinks that's a good idea? Ooo, I know, let's go to the network that's made "Flavor of Love", "I Love New York", "Rock of Love" and "Rock of Love: Bus" and ask them what it takes to make a true and lasting commitment to your partner? I'm guessing it has something to do with being a famewhore.
"Trauma" on NBC. First season finale, and if I'm not mistaken, series finale.
9:30 p.m.: "Operation Repo" on TruTV. Sixth season finale.
"Romantically Challenged" on ABC, starting two minutes late.
10:00 p.m.: "Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern" on Travel Channel. Fifth season premiere and he's going to Thailand.
"Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives" on Food Network. Ninth season premiere.
"Nurse Jackie" on Showtime.
"The Price of Beauty" on VH1. They're going to Rio this week.
"Rupaul's Drag Race: Untucked" on Logo.
"Southern Fried Stings" on TruTV.
Late Night Listings:
"The Late Show With David Letterman" on CBS featuring Dr. Phil McGraw, Jon Gruden, David Sanborn, and "American Idol" castoff Tim Urban.
"The Tonight Show With Jay Leno" on NBC featuring Joel McHale, Real Housewife of New Jersey Caroline Manzo, Jacqueline Laurita and Teresa Guidice, and Melissa Etheridge.
"Jimmy Kimmel Live" on ABC featuring Megan Mullally, Erin Andrews, and National School Scrabble 2010 Winners Evan McCarthy and Bradley Robbins.
"Late Night With Jimmy Fallon" on NBC featuring Kathie Lee Gifford, Brian Posehn, and Gogol Bordello.
"The Daily Show With Jon Stewart" on Comedy Central featuring Lisa P. Jackson.
"The Colbert Report" on Comedy Central featuring Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings.
Intern Rusty is a Masters student at the University of Miami. You can learn more about her at Rusty's Ventures.