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8:00 p.m.: "American Idol" on Fox.
"The Biggest Loser" on NBC.
"Dancing With the Stars" on ABC.
8:30 p.m.: "Deadliest Warrior" on Spike TV. 90 minute special presentation.
9:00 p.m.: "19 Kids and Counting" on TLC.
"Deadliest Catch" on Discovery.
"Glee" on Fox. Time slot premiere. Tonight's the Madonna episode! Last week's teaser video of Sue performing "Vogue" was at once terrifying and glorious. I am definitely looking forward to tonight, although crossing my fingers that we can back off Rachel and Finn already.
"Lost" on ABC.
"Millionaire Matchmaker: Reunion" on Bravo. One hour special presentation.
"Survivors" on BBCA.
10:00 p.m.: "16 and Pregnant" on MTV. Second season finale.
"9 By Design" on Bravo. Time slot premiere. This is a show about two interior designers who live in New York City and have seven offspring. We can already tell they have questionable judgement just from that, but minimal further research reveals seven more reasons to never let these people near your house: Wolfgang, Bellamy, Tallulah, Breaker, Five, Holleder, and Major. Yes, Five is the fifth child.
"The Big Gay Sketch Show" on Logo.
"Construction Intervention" on Discovery. This week's heartwarming story revolves around a firefighter who owns a wing joint. Drink!
"Deadliest Warrior" on Spike TV. Second season premiere.
"Independent Lens: Dirt! The Movie" on PBS.
"Justified" on FX.
"Law and Order" on USA.
"Parenthood" on NBC.
"V" on ABC. Official start time is 10:02.
Late Night Listings:
"The Late Show With David Letterman" on CBS featuring Amanda Peet, David Chang, and Justin Nozuka.
"The Tonight Show With Jay Leno" on NBC featuring Heidi Klum, Ken Jeong, and Smashing Pumpkins.
"Jimmy Kimmel Live" on ABC featuring Jenna Elfman, the latest "Dancing With the Stars" castoff, and Devo.
"The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson" on CBS featuring Emily Mortimer and David Simon.
"The Daily Show With Jon Stewart" on Comedy Central featuring John O'Hara.
"The Colbert Report" on Comedy Central featuring Jeffery Katzenberg.
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