Tiny Bubbles in the Waves. Makes Me Feel Happy, Makes Me Feel… Heterosexual.
Hey guys, it's 4/20! You know what that means right? Well, you see, 420 is the police code for when you bust someone for... wait, what's that? Oh, 420 was never a police code for anything, never mind possession of marijuana? Um... 'kay, well there must be some easily researched genesis for the obsession with the date 4/20. *Googles*. Hmm, well it looks like it developed in 1971 with a group of teenagers who are now in their 50s as the time of day they'd meet up to get high and spread from there. That is ... frighteningly mundane but I guess any excuse for a celebration is a good one. So all of you who partake, enjoy yourselves, those of you who prefer to reach an altered state of consciousness via other means, enjoy yourselves too. Here's your Tuesday night line up:
8:00 p.m.: "American Idol" on Fox.
"The Biggest Loser" on NBC.
"Dancing With the Stars" on ABC.
8:30 p.m.: "Deadliest Warrior" on Spike TV. 90 minute special presentation.
9:00 p.m.: "19 Kids and Counting" on TLC.
"Deadliest Catch" on Discovery.
"Glee" on Fox. Time slot premiere. Tonight's the Madonna episode! Last week's teaser video of Sue performing "Vogue" was at once terrifying and glorious. I am definitely looking forward to tonight, although crossing my fingers that we can back off Rachel and Finn already.
"Lost" on ABC.
"Millionaire Matchmaker: Reunion" on Bravo. One hour special presentation.
"Survivors" on BBCA.
10:00 p.m.: "16 and Pregnant" on MTV. Second season finale.
"9 By Design" on Bravo. Time slot premiere. This is a show about two interior designers who live in New York City and have seven offspring. We can already tell they have questionable judgement just from that, but minimal further research reveals seven more reasons to never let these people near your house: Wolfgang, Bellamy, Tallulah, Breaker, Five, Holleder, and Major. Yes, Five is the fifth child.
"The Big Gay Sketch Show" on Logo.
"Construction Intervention" on Discovery. This week's heartwarming story revolves around a firefighter who owns a wing joint. Drink!
"Deadliest Warrior" on Spike TV. Second season premiere.
"Independent Lens: Dirt! The Movie" on PBS.
"Justified" on FX.
"Law and Order" on USA.
"Parenthood" on NBC.
"V" on ABC. Official start time is 10:02.
Late Night Listings:
"The Late Show With David Letterman" on CBS featuring Amanda Peet, David Chang, and Justin Nozuka.
"The Tonight Show With Jay Leno" on NBC featuring Heidi Klum, Ken Jeong, and Smashing Pumpkins.
"Jimmy Kimmel Live" on ABC featuring Jenna Elfman, the latest "Dancing With the Stars" castoff, and Devo.
"The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson" on CBS featuring Emily Mortimer and David Simon.
"The Daily Show With Jon Stewart" on Comedy Central featuring John O'Hara.
"The Colbert Report" on Comedy Central featuring Jeffery Katzenberg.
Intern Rusty is a Masters student at the University of Miami. You can learn more about her at Rusty's Ventures.