Best of Both Worlds?
8:00 p.m.: "America's Next Top Model" on The CW.
"Human Target" on Fox. First season finale. Ahhh, "Human Target", we hardly knew ye. All I was aware of is that you had Chi McBride and Six in your commercials which wasn't quite enough to draw me in, especially with the schizophrenic scheduling you were subjected to that first month of your season. Fare thee well.
"The New Adventures of Old Christine" on CBS.
"When Families Grieve" on PBS.
"Web Soup" on G4.
8:30 p.m.: "Accidentally on Purpose" on CBS.
"The Middle" on ABC.
9:00 p.m.: "American Idol" on Fox. The episode info says "1 of 8 voted off" but I caught a few minutes of last night's "Idol" while waiting for "Glee" the way meth addicts wait for a new shipment of Sudafed and I swear they said double elimination. So two people may or may not be going home, I don't 100% trust The Seacrest.
"Criminal Minds" on CBS.
"Fly Girls" on The CW.
"Modern Family" on ABC.
"Mythbusters" on Discovery.
"Peep Show" on BBCA.
9:30 p.m.: "Cougar Town" on ABC.
"High Society" on The CW.
"That Mitchell and Webb Look" on BBCA.
10:00 p.m.: "Addicted" on TLC.
"CSI: NY" on CBS.
"Discovery Special: What a Tool: Slashers and Crushers" on Discovery. The "What a Tool" title makes it seem like Discovery channel is that dorky uncle trying to use the hip young lingo he hears VH1 use all the time.
"Dog the Bounty Hunter" on A&E.
"In Plain Sight" on USA.
"The Real World/Road Rules Challenge" on MTV.
"The Robert Verdi Show Starring Robert Verdi" on Logo. First season finale.
"South Park" on Comedy Central. 200th episode.
"Top Chef: Masters" on Bravo. Time slot premiere.
"Tyler Perry's House of Payne" on TBS.
"Ugly Betty" on ABC. Series finale. And TV gets just a tiny bit whiter. Again.
Late Night Listings:
"The Tonight Show With Jay Leno" on NBC featuring Tracy Morgan, Chloe Moretz, and Alan Jackson.
"Jimmy Kimmel Live" on ABC featuring Alyssa Milano, Jerry Weintraub, and Gloriana.
"The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson" on CBS featuring Andie MacDowell and Dario Franchitti.
"Late Night With Jimmy Fallon" on NBC featuring Michael J. Fox, Green Day, and Kaki King.
"Last Call With Carson Daly on NBC featuring Dr. Drew Pinsky and Gossip.
"The Daily Show With Jon Stewart" on Comedy Central featuring Richard Burt.
"The Colbert Report" on Comedy Central featuring David Shields.
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