Pajiba

oh, and FIRST!, bitches.

(I will murder you. And I won't even wait until you're asleep. -- DR

HAH! there you have it, Pajibinians, underneath that polished hipster exterior lies a raging lunatic.

/I'll be waiting

Murdering BSlim: harder than it sounds.

Mmmmm, Saltines and primer, my favorite snack.

Sam Worthington is going to be on a talk show?! Nothing against the dear lil' leprechaun, but that? I gotta see. Thanks for the heads-up, Intern Rusty!

No new Office. No New 30 Rock. No New Community. No New Parks and Rec. Instead we get to see the Wedding and Office Baby again?
Isn't it logical to assume that anyone who would want to see those episode would've already done it?
I feel like Ron Swanson after he stole the bacon from Leslie's purse. Now it's gone and I hate everything.

It is Darth, so long as you wash out your insides with Prestone Anti-Freeze afterward.

Can we please all marvel that Craig Ferguson is having Hugh Dancy's father aka Claire Danes' father-in-law on his show tonight? Not because he's some celeb dad but purely because he's a beret-wearing English moral philosopher who lives in Texas?

Damn. I don't care how many times they show it, the wedding episode of Office gets me EVERY time. I'm freakin' bawling again just seeing them on the boat and everything's so happy even with that damned song and...DAMMIT. Stupid tv.

Who's Optimus Prime?

Do you still have them?

You know, Rainbow Killer used to have a hot body but like most women who think they are intellectuals (rather than actually being intellectuals) she couldn't keep her piehole shut long enough to stay on a really shitty hospital drama.

Unfortunately, thanks to the brain-dead witless morons out there in America, this self-important thundercunt is going to have a film career.

Can we get started on that time machine Followers of the Godtopus? We have some serious wrongs to correct.

1. Rainbow Killer's career: I suggest killing her on the set of Roswell in a large explosion so we can kill the rest of those "actors" as well.

2. Michael Bay's entire life: Seriously folks, this fucker should have been strangled in the delivery room with his own umbilical cord.

3. Roland Emmerich: Just for the simple fact he fucked up Godzilla.

4. Prime Directive: We must protect Dustin Rowles for he is the future prophet of the Almighty Godtopus.

5. Perez Hilton: Do I even need to come up with a decent reason here?

Feel free to add to the hit list ladies and gents.

Ahhhhh, again with the Katherine Heigl hatred that, unfortunately, in the hands of some people starts veering into gross (oh yes, I'm going to say it, wait for it) MISOGYNISTIC territory. Yeah I gots sand in my vagina, so what. I had to look at horrible terrible awful no good very bad comments and posts ALL DAY. MY EYES ARE BLEEDING. (but, seriously, did Heigl rape someone's puppy?)

Midol is worthless, BSlim, I recommend Vicodin. Just not on the day you do a job interview and they pop a surprise drug test on you and you have to explain why your pee may be saturated with painkillers.

So Bones is starting to lose me. The second that poor kid revealed he was free from cancer, you knew he'd be dead in minutes. It was so transparent I thought for sure they couldn't be doing it. And for such a lame reason too. So finally Sweets will stop wasting his life,'cause what is he already, in his twenties, and only a professional shrink in the FBI who helps solve murders? About time that loser got a kick in the pants.

And the SHAMELESS product placement. Every show's got it, but usually it's subtle, like a lingering shot on a particular item. But these bastards work it into the fucking script. Angela's "My Sienna has plenty of room and that awesome new automatic parking feature!" was soooo forced. Please, please stop it, guys. It's embarrassing to watch actors shill for products during their own show.

And kudos to Fringe for making everyone look so youthful in the flashbacks. And for finding a kid actor who can act and also looks exactly like a little Peter. Uncanny.

@coveredinbees: You can call me a misogynist all you want because you don't even know me.

Did I say all women are not intellectuals? No, just Rainbow Killer.

My extreme dislike for Rainbow Killer comes from listening to her say arrogant bullshit almost every time she opens her mouth. I was making a joke about going back in time to kill her. It's called sarcasm. Kinda difficult to read over the internet, but only if you have no sense of humor.

Women should have an opinion. Men and women in show business also tend to believe that since they're in Hollywood they have a platform to speak their minds. Fair enough, I suppose. If any other actor or actress in Hollywood started spouting the vitriol that spews forth from Rainbow Killer's mouth, I'm sure Dustin and the rest of the Pajibites would summarily christen them with a new nickname and proceed to verbally abuse them.

Male or female doesn't matter to me. You're simple-minded assessment of the situation tells me enough. I write bad things about one single woman and I'm a misogynist. If that's the way your world works, then please return to the herd. I hear the farmer calling for you to go to that big building that always reeks of blood.

Oh, you silly, I don't think you're a misogynist. I DO think your post has essence of misogynistic elements. Not sure what got me (might have been thundercunt). Of course I don't know you, darling, I'm not pretending to. But thanks for calling for my slaughter, that's very endearing.

Honestly, I'm no great defender of Heigl. I find the quotes Pajiba pulls as grating as you do. It's only the language that is used on this site that makes me somewhat uncomfortable. Dustin very graciously changed her nickname a few years ago due to a punch of other sandy vaginas. Yes. . .yes "SCATHING" and "BITCHY." But, as a woman, or a human being or whatever, I'm just expressing my opinion. So now we can all make nice and get along cause we all know that's what the internet is for, right?

(no one will read this because this thread it buried)