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By Genevieve Burgess | Posted Under Miscellaneous | Comments (21)



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What is up with NBC? I can’t think of a really good programming decision they’ve made so far in 2010 and it’s already March. First there was the whole late night wars debacle, which was stretched out so far that no matter what they did the whole mess would be tainted in viewer’s minds, then the Olympics were time delayed for the West Coast viewers when they were actually taking place on West Coast time, after advertising the Nickelback/Avril Lavigne circle of hell for the whole last week of the Olympics they cut the closing ceremony feed before either of them performed for Jerry Seinfeld’s newest vanity project, and tonight holds a few new missteps that I will be pointing out. It doesn’t have any special impact on me because I’m pretty sure there’s only one or two shows I actually watch on NBC, but as an outside observer most of these decisions are simply baffling. Anyway, here’s your Thursday night TV:

8:00pm: “American Idol” on Fox. New episode on a special night.

“Community” on NBC

“Too Many Babies?” on Health. I thought the Duggars had an exclusive deal with TLC?

“Survivor” on CBS

8:30pm: “Parks and Recreation” on NBC

9:00pm: “CSI” on CBS

“Grey’s Anatomy” on ABC

“Kitchen Nightmares” on Fox. New episode on a special night.

“The Office” on NBC. Back to back new episodes especially for the birth of Pam and Jim’s baby which has been teased by NBC since February 12th. I don’t know why they didn’t just make one hour long episode, but I guess that’s one of the many reasons I don’t make television shows; I keep trying to make things simpler. Not Windows 7 simpler, actually simpler. By their track record, I’m going to bet that the baby doesn’t actually show up until two weeks from now.

10:00pm: “Ace of Cakes” on Food Network

“Archer” on FX

“Burn Notice” on USA. Third season finale.

“Celebrity Rehab with Dr.Drew” on VH1. Third season finale.

“LA Ink” on TLC

“The Marriage Ref” on NBC. Official series premiere, cause that first showing totally didn’t count.

“The Mentalist” on CBS

“Project Runway” on Lifetime. They have to make outfits out of stuff found in a hardware store. I feel like lighting a candle for those poor models.

“Private Practice” on ABC

“Randy Jackson Presents: America’s Best Dance Crew” on MTV

“The Real Housewives of Orange County” on Bravo. Fifth season finale. I find these shows baffling. It’s completely alien to me that anyone would be that entranced by watching other people live their lives. I don’t care about other people if I don’t know them. Is that something wrong with me? Actually, don’t answer that question, I’d probably be happier if I didn’t know.

Intern Rusty is a Masters student at the University of Miami. You can learn more about her at Rusty’s Ventures. You can also follow her at twitter.com/rustyheadedgirl, but she’s bad at twitter so you probably don’t want to.









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Comments

HEY! WHERE'S 30 ROCK????

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at March 4, 2010 7:12 PM

My thoughts exactly, Snuggz.

Posted by: Jelinas at March 4, 2010 7:30 PM

^ I echo the above.

Also, Burn Notice finale? Frak. I need to Hulu the last few eps.

Posted by: Gabs at March 4, 2010 7:33 PM

I mean no offense to you, Rusty, because you are major awesome to do these things especially when you are at death's door and also being stalked by psycho/druggie/mentally challenged neighbors; and I am grateful...

...but...

WHERE THE F*CK IS THIS WEEK'S EE? IT IS THURSDAY, IS IT NOT?

Posted by: Jerce at March 4, 2010 7:40 PM

Yeah, I thought about mentioning something about that, but knew y'all would figure it out on your own. Looks like "30 Rock" was bumped for the second episode of "The Office" tonight. Sorry, y'all.

Posted by: Intern Rusty at March 4, 2010 7:50 PM

Not Rusty's fault, the EE is taking a vacation for a week and will be back next time, maybe with sunstroke, but I can't promise anything.

Anyway, does this mean that one-hour Office tonight means no new episode next week? Because this is just like them. They make some shit decisions on NBC, but we already knew that.

Posted by: figgy at March 4, 2010 8:11 PM

Has anyone else been disappointed with Community lately? I was really excited about this show at first, but the last few episodes have just not been very funny (or even good) for me.

I'm excited for the season finale of Burn Notice though!

Posted by: Sean at March 4, 2010 8:18 PM

Last weeks Burn Notice is not on Hulu OR USA. I'm a bit unhappy with this development.

Posted by: Gabs at March 4, 2010 8:28 PM

Anybody who is not watching Archer should start. This has been a public service announcement.

Posted by: Jerce at March 4, 2010 8:48 PM

This is a seconding to Jerce's PSA. Get on that shit.

Posted by: esme at March 4, 2010 8:57 PM

I've been completely unable to get into Community. I've tried a few times, but I just don't find it funny at all. It makes me sad, because I like the people in it and I want to laugh, but can't. SADNESS.

Posted by: figgy at March 4, 2010 8:58 PM

Office! At last!

Posted by: figgy at March 4, 2010 9:00 PM

Jerce is full of wisdom. You should all be watching Archer.

"Hooray for metaphors!" is my random quote of choice lately.

I hope the EE's having a blast, cuz I missed it today. :(

Posted by: Meli Mel at March 4, 2010 9:08 PM

Oh man Office is gonna make me sob.

Posted by: figgy at March 4, 2010 9:15 PM

I think this means it's video game night.

Oh, mighty NBC Thursday, how far you have fallen since your 80s heyday! Oh, those halcyon days, when homework was not even begun until 10 p.m. Central time so that I could enjoy every moment of my wonderful three-hour block of Cosby Show/Family Ties/Cheers/Night Court/LA Law.

Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?

Posted by: DarthCorleone at March 4, 2010 9:28 PM

Man, Darth, walk me down memory lane, why dontcha?

Crap, I'm old.

Posted by: MM at March 4, 2010 9:33 PM

Second, third, fourth whatever we're on that everyone should start watching Archer

P.S. For everyone that watches it, there's only two new episodes then no more until the season finale which means no more until 2011 or at least that's the date they've given for Season 2. SO SAD.

Posted by: michaelceratops at March 4, 2010 10:09 PM

Addendum: that is, two more after tonight - so three more. Still depressing.

Posted by: michaelceratops at March 4, 2010 10:12 PM

I haven't been able to get much into Community either, but they sort of hit it out of the park tonight. And in another reversal, Parks and Rec wasn't as on fire as it usually is. So it's like Backwards Night!

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at March 4, 2010 10:17 PM

See, Community has had me since the FIRST episode. I love Abed completely.
The one episode Of Parks And Rec I saw was painfully bad. So I never went back.

Oh, how I miss Night Court. Thanks for the trip down amnesia lane Darth.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at March 5, 2010 3:10 AM

Parks & Rec was a bit off and it took me a minute to figure out why: no Rashida Jones. I hope this is not a trend that is going to continue, show, or you and I are going to have words.

Community was excellent, even if Jeff was more out of character than usual. Abed's vampire impression was hysterical, and the Calvin & Hobbes joke that morphed into a Calvin Coolidge joke was pretty damn great.

Posted by: TylerDFC at March 5, 2010 6:39 AM


















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