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Honestly, I Will Miss This Very Special Merry-Go-Round of Crazy

By Genevieve Burgess | Posted Under Miscellaneous | Comments (20)



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I donated blood today, which is one of those things that I’m actually kind of diligent about doing at least twice a year since I was 16. It makes my mother worry about me a lot because I tend to hover somewhere within seven pounds of the minimum weight for donating, I have naturally low blood pressure, only about 4% of the population shares my blood type and I’m a universal receiver anyway. And I have to admit that the whole process with the checking iron and repeating every time that yes, I spent a semester in Ireland but I promise I don’t have mad cow, and spending about five minutes with a big needle in my arm is tedious at best and nausea inducing at worst. But I tolerate donating well, I’ve never burst into tears or passed out which seems pretty common for girls at high school and college blood drives, and it always makes me feel good. Or like I want to take a nap and then do my best to replace about 600+ calories. Whatever. Here’s Wednesday night’s TV:

8:00 p.m.: “American Idol: Top 10 Male Semifinalists Perform” on Fox. Two hour episode at a special time.

“Mercy” on NBC.

“The New Adventures of Old Christine” on CBS.

“Faces of America with Henry Louis Gates Jr.” on PBS.

8:30 p.m.: “Gary Unmarried” on CBS. I know a lot of people complain about the number of dramas that revolve around cops, lawyers, doctors or some combination thereof, but I’m personally bewildered by the number of sitcoms that revolve around marriage and/or divorce. It just seems lazy on a certain level.

“The Middle” on ABC.

9:00 p.m.: “Criminal Minds” on CBS.

“Ghost Hunters” on S(ci)yF(i)y. Two hour sixth season premiere and the 100th episode. Hooray for you guys! S(ci)yF(i)y has given you at least two years more than they gave the critically acclaimed and much beloved “Battlestar Galactica!” I’m gonna go cry now.

“Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” on NBC. Back to back new episodes. So, has anyone else seen all the videos of dogs howling along with the “Law & Order” theme music? It’s completely bizarre and not a little spooky.

“Modern Family” on ABC.

9:30 p.m.: “Cougar Town” on ABC.

10:00 p.m.: “The Oprah Winfrey Oscar Special” on ABC.

“CSI: NY” on CBS.

“Nip/Tuck” on FX. Series finale. This show had such a completely unhinged mentality that it was like trying to trying to watch a telenovella that had mated with “Grey’s Anatomy” in the LSD induced dreams of a drag queen. But damn if it wasn’t fun.

“Psych” on USA.

“The Real World” on MTV.

“The Robert Verdi Show Starring Robert Verdi” on Logo. I guess we determined last week that he’s a stylist/professional fame whore. Now we know.

“Shear Genius” on Bravo.

“Solving History with Olly Steeds” on Discovery. First season finale.

“Tyler Perry’s House of Payne” on TBS. Returning from hiatus.

Intern Rusty is a Masters student at the University of Miami. You can learn more about her at Rusty’s Ventures. You can also follow her at twitter.com/rustyheadedgirl, but she’s bad at twitter so you probably don’t want to.









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Comments

It's actually the ladies on American Idol tonight, as one of them was hospitalized yesterday, so they put the guys on instead.

Posted by: Melodie at March 3, 2010 7:17 PM

Isn't there something Battlestarry still going on, but it's a prequel or something? What is Caprica? I wouldn't know because I'm not a neeeerd.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at March 3, 2010 7:37 PM

Hooray for Psych! Can't wait to see that pop up on my Hulu Queue tomorrow!

Posted by: grace b at March 3, 2010 7:44 PM

Oh, "Modern Family", you're back!!

*hugs self*

Posted by: Jelinas at March 3, 2010 7:48 PM

Nip Tuck has been so ridiculously bad for the past two years this is more of a mercy killing than a series finale. It used to be one of my favorite shows so I've stuck with it for this long, but damn the last two seasons have been insulting. Despite all of this, I am still sad tonight is the end.

Posted by: schrome at March 3, 2010 7:50 PM

It's unfortunate how Nip/Tuck just went absolutely head first down the shitter. The first and second seasons were the definition of Must See TV. I watched the episodes the minute I got them from Netflix/the library, and powered through both seasons with great ease. Season three was iffy, but season four was heinous. God damn did they take everything one could possibly hate about the characters and blend it together. I left when Joely Richardson slept with the midget nanny.
And thanks for the Law and Order SVU reminder. I know what I'm doing tonight!

Posted by: Kamikaze Feminist at March 3, 2010 8:29 PM

My roommate and I have watched every single episode of Nip/Tuck. Back when it was Murphy's Law at its very finest, we would spend the entire hour yelling at the television. Now, we're too exhausted by all of the dropped plot threads that we want to see, but realize by now will never come back.

Farewell, Nip/Tuck. You did the weird stuff.

Posted by: coryo at March 3, 2010 9:30 PM

Can't say anything about Nip/Tuck that hasn't already been said. The characters are beyond deplorable and the show is just trying to push the envelope instead of actually being good. Schrome said it best; this is a mercy killing.

I feel bad but I haven't watched Psych at all this season. I keep forgetting it's on.

Posted by: Brie at March 3, 2010 9:41 PM

I love giving blood! Even though I too am on the low end, weight-wise, and am usually iron deficient, I try to give regularly. It's all so interesting -- watching your blood flow out of your body (or, if you give platelets, watching it flow out one arm and back in the other). And I'm super slow, so it usually is like 20-25 minutes, which is perfect for a nap! It's like ethical relaxation! Plus, you get a snack!

Posted by: esme at March 3, 2010 10:06 PM

Who cares!!! My boyfriend also agrees with me. He is 10 years older than me, lol. We met online at age-gap club http://AgelessMeet.COM/. It's fabulous! Maybe you wanna check out or tell your friends.

Posted by: Mandy at March 3, 2010 10:48 PM

....and that was a lame ending for Nip/Tuck.

Damn.

Posted by: Brie at March 3, 2010 11:08 PM

“Solving History with Olly Steeds” on Discovery. First season finale.

Wait, how do horses covered in fossil fuels mined from beneath the earth's surface solve mysteries? For a whole season's worth of episodes?

THIS I GOTTA SEE!

Posted by: D-Day at March 3, 2010 11:26 PM

Huzza for donating blood. My parents regularly donated and I used to go with them when I was young. It was actually pretty cool and the nurses were super nice and let me have a blood donor cookie even though I didn't donate.

I would also like to thank intern rusty and all others who have donated, cause I have been on the receiving end of those donations and they saved my life.

Posted by: Morgan LaFai at March 4, 2010 12:49 AM

I had to donate blood once, to myself, for an operation that I was having. The first time I donated, my blood just stopped flowing through the tube. Of course, there wasn't enough blood collected, so I had to donate again. Both donations left me dizzy and bruised. I really want to donate blood to others, but my veins are really difficult to catch and my body is stingy with giving it up. I salute you, people who can donate without their weird body fucking it up!

Posted by: Pinky McLadybits at March 4, 2010 7:59 AM

Yay to Rusty for giving blood! I still have not gotten over the fact that the local hospital closed their blood bank. Bastards.

Posted by: tamatha at March 4, 2010 9:16 AM

RE Posted by: schrome, Kamikaze Feminist and others:

Agreed. I stopped watching "Nip/Tuck" a couple episodes into this season. It just got so goddam depressing. I can take ridiculous plotlines if the story is amusing, but when it's a constant stream of "how low can they go" behavior with nothing funny to relieve it, it just got painful, like watching someone get a root canal. Mercy killing indeed.

"Modern Family," on the other hand, continues to delight me. I even kinda like "Cougar Town," though I still think the title is stupid.

Posted by: Slash at March 4, 2010 10:27 AM

I feel bad but I haven't watched Psych at all this season. I keep forgetting it's on.
Me too! And I really do love the show. I just never remember.

As for nip/tuck... I think I gave up on that a few eps into S4. Like everyone else, the first 2 seasons were brilliant (especially the Faaaaaamke Janssen arc) and then it just descended into 'weird for the sake of weird.'

I do miss seeing Julian McMahon's hot ass, though.

Posted by: Gabs at March 4, 2010 10:54 AM

Platelet donating is in both arms in America? I donate platelets here in the UK and it is one arm. The blood is spun, the platelets are separated and it is pumped back in. Which can get weird as if the needle is near a valve or your arm is cold the pressure can drop on the draw and the needle starts to vibrate slightly in your arm. It's like a phone going off. Still I understand the people who say donation is fun. Im sure in my head I think its cool and Im John Travolta high in the car in Pulp Fiction. The problem is realistically it is a guy sitting on a bed reading and thinking he is going to told off by the nurses for drinking above the weekly ammount of alcohol.

Posted by: jim of the lower case at March 4, 2010 3:40 PM

When an unremarkable end for Nip/Tuck..it wasn't even bad, just forgettable, and that's worse. The show has been fizzling for a couple of seasons now, and I was hoping it'd have the balls at least to descend into soap opera madness rather than just sit there like a lump. That shitty last season of Seinfeld ended with an utterly unbelievable trainwreck of a show that will forever be branded into my memory. Last night's N/T is already getting hazy.

I kinda saw where they were going---you can't escape from who you are, OK, but the execution of this idea was just not there. All i can say is that Matt's a fucking idiot.

Anybody else excited about Justified?

Posted by: stryker1121 at March 4, 2010 6:38 PM

It was time for it to go. It had done everything 3 times.

Posted by: logan at March 5, 2010 2:20 PM


















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