6,000 Years Worth of Culture is Delicious
7:00 p.m.: "60 Minutes" on CBS.
"America's Funniest Home Videos" on ABC.
"'Til Death" on Fox.
7:30 p.m.: "'Til Death" on Fox.
8:00 p.m.: "The Amazing Race" on CBS.
"Amish Grace" on Lifetime Movie Network. An original "telefilm" (I don't believe that's a real word, but apparently spellcheck likes it, so I guess it is) about that awful situation where a gunman shot five Amish school girls before killing himself. Make sure you've got a full box of tissues before you start watching, is all I'm saying.
"Frank the Entertainer... in a Basement Affair" on VH1. First season finale.
"Life: Mammals" on Discovery. I'm thinking adorable babies, but also a healthy amount of death will be featured. And I hate the fact that I don't have an HD TV on which to enjoy any of it.
"Minute to Win It" on NBC.
"The Simpsons" on Fox.
"The Trials of Amanda Knox" on TLC.
8:30 p.m.: "The Cleveland Show" on Fox.
9:00 p.m.: "The Apprentice" on NBC.
"The Family Crews" on BET.
"Family Guy" on Fox.
"Gene Simmons Family Jewels" on A&E. Isn't Gene Simmons also on this season of "The Apprentice"? So he's competing against himself for the 9pm time slot? For a guy who seems to pride himself on his business acumen, that seems like poor planning.
"Holmes on Homes" on HGTV.
"Kimora: Life in the Fab Lane" on Style. This is completely shallow, but I kind of want to see what her baby with Djimon Hounsou looks like because I think Kimora is gorgeous and Djimon Hounsou is gorgeous so that baby probably shines like the surface of the sun. But I'd have to watch this show to see the baby and that seems like a big sacrifice.
"Life: Fish" on Discovery.
"Masterpiece!: Sharpe's Challenge" on PBS.
"The Pacific" on HBO.
"Tool Academy" on VH1.
"Undercover Boss" on CBS.
9:30 p.m.: "The Family Crews" on BET. First season finale.
"Gene Simmons' Family Jewels" on A&E.
"Songs of Tucson" on Fox.
10:00 p.m.: Breaking Bad" on AMC.
"Cold Case" on CBS.
"Hoarding: Buried Alive" on TLC.
"How to Make It in America" on HBO.
"Jerseylicious" on Style. I have a growing hated for Fergie for introducing the "(insert noun here)licious" trend to our culture.
"Kendra" on E!.
"Kirstie Alley's Big Life" on A&E.
"River Monsters" on Discovery. One hour special presentation.
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