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By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | March 17, 2010 |


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Happy St. Patrick's Day! Today's a day when we honor the strong Irish heritage of many Americans by engaging in behaviors generally considered socially unacceptable, and egregious use of tacky decorations. A day when everyone is Irish, if by "Irish" you mean "prone to drinking a lot while wearing ridiculous clothing prominently featuring green, shamrocks, or directions to kiss something". Today is also a day when I get an above average numbers of inquiries into my heritage since I "look" Irish, except that I don't really because most people assumed I was French before I started dying my hair red. However, I will be attempting to parlay my ability to sing Irish folk songs in Irish Gaelic into free drinks. Gotta play to your strengths. Here's what's on TV:

8:00 p.m.: "America's Next Top Model" on The CW. Another 90 minute episode.

"Human Target" on Fox.

"Mercy" on NBC.

"Scrubs" on ABC. Ninth season finale.

8:30 p.m.: "Gary Unmarried" on CBS. Second season finale.

9:00 p.m.: "American Idol: Results Show" on Fox.

9:30 p.m.: "High Society" on The CW. I've read a couple reviews of this show that basically say that most of the participants are just downright terrible examples of human beings. I don't know if that's an argument to start watching or not.

"The Inbetweeners" on BBCA.

10:00 p.m.: "Addicted" on TLC. Series premiere. I'm waiting for A&E to take TLC to court for identity theft.

"Destination Truth" on SyFy. Third season spring premiere.

"Law and Order: Special Victims Unit" on NBC.

"The Real World" on MTV.

"The Robert Verdi Show Starring Robert Verdi" on Logo.

"Shear Genius" on Bravo.

"South Park" on Comedy Central. 14th season premiere.

"Tyler Perry's House of Payne" on TBS.

"Ugly Betty" on ABC.

Intern Rusty is a Masters student at the University of Miami. You can learn more about her at Rusty's Ventures. You can also follow her at twitter.com/rustyheadedgirl, but she's bad at twitter so you probably don't want to.


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