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Misery Monday is back in full force tonight, which should be cause for celebration for all the Pajibettes who watch that two hour block of train wreck. I've watched both shows and overall I find "Intervention" sad and frustrating and "Hoarders" flat out terrifying. I keep watching "Hoarders," though, because it inspires me to stay on top of my housekeeping. It's also the first day of March which means I'm supposed to be saying something about lions and lambs but I never really got that saying and just thought that putting lions and lambs together in any context sounded like a really good way to end up with no lambs and a fatter lion. Here's your Monday night TV:
8:00 p.m.: "Antiques Roadshow" on PBS.
"The Bachelor" on ABC. 14th season finale.
"Paralyzed and Pregnant With Twins" on Health.
"How I Met Your Mother" on CBS.
"The International Sexy Ladies Show" on G4. Um... what? Like a car show? Only with sexy ladies? Don't car shows have sexy ladies already? I'M SO CONFUSED!
"Little Parents, First Baby" on TLC. Series premiere.
"The Secret Life of the American Teenager" on ABC Family.
8:30 p.m.: "Little Parents, First Baby" on TLC.
"Rules of Engagement" on CBS. Fourth season premiere.
9:00 p.m.: "24" on Fox.
"Celebrity Fit Club" on VH1.
"Intervention" on A&E.
"Law and Order" on NBC. Two episodes back to back at a special time.
"Life Unexpected" on the CW.
"Make It or Break It" on ABC Family.
"Operation Repo" on TruTV.
"Dolley Madison: American Experience" on PBS.
"RuPaul's Drag Race" on Logo.
"Two and a Half Men" on CBS. I love listing this show because Charlie Sheen's current string of Crazy all but ensures that it won't be on the air much longer. If the world is a just place.
"Ultimate Cake Off" on TLC. New time slot.
9:30 p.m.: "The Big Bang Theory" on CBS.
"Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations" on Travel. This week he's in Ecuador.
"The Real Housewives Top 25: The Early Years" on Bravo. I have no clue what this might be about and do not care to find out.
"The Buried Life" on MTV.
"CSI: Miami" on CBS.
"Damages" on FX.
"Fantasia For Real" on VH1.
"Greek" on ABC Family.
"Hoarders" on A&E.
"RuPaul's Drag Race: Untucked" on Logo.
"Secret Diary of a Call Girl" on Showtime.
"The Bachelor: After the Finale Rose" on ABC. One hour presentation that technically starts at 10:05 p.m. In case anyone cares.
10:30 p.m.: "Be Good Johnny Weir" on Sundance. The fact that this show exists makes me so very sad that I don't get Sundance channel. HOWEVER, Mr. Weir tweeted (I hate myself) that he will be on Larry King tonight for all his other fans out there in Pajibaland. You know who you are.
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