Pajiba

Being a giant-head is no picnic, let me tell you. You can get called "bubblehead" in high school. You can have cervical disc replacement surgery at age 32. You can walk down a street in Seattle, minding your own business, and have a derelict interrupt his muttering monologue to look straight at you and shout, "FUCK YOU, BIG FOREHEAD!!"

On the plus side, people just sort of assume that you're hauling around a big ol' brain, so you tend to get listened to. At least, that could be what's happening. They could just be staring and thinking, "Pity his poor mum...." Yep, if you were a giant-head.

Maybe My Giant Head isn't referring to the one on his shoulders. This could be a great night on TLC says I.

Since it's TLC, I'm guessing it's not just run of the mill big head. As in big brain jokes and did you kill your mother with that head jokes.

I'm guessing he's going to have a head so out of proportion to his body you can barely stand to look at him.

I mean, did anyone see the TLC show on the guy who was TURNING INTO A GODDAMNED TREE?

Ok, see.

My Giant Head.....Hmmmmm......Is this about my brother? Cos his cranium is Huge, like Stewie from family guy huge-but hes a genius so maybe it evens things out.
Hey if this guys head so big how does he get around? does he fill a shopping trolley with pillows rest his weary bonce and get his mum to push it? Cos I would pay to see that.

Your brother is called Bacon Salt? Brutal parenting skills.

Actually I went for the L&O: Criminal Intent marathon on Bravo (so, up yours Rusty).

Found myself pleasantly surprised by Jeff Goldblum's work on that bitch. And, when the hell did D'onofrio get so fat and sloppy? I mean I know he was always a big dude but DAMN he looks like he ate 2009.

so all of you can look forward to Barbado rambling about his deep and abiding love for Seth McFarlane some more. Again.

I like Seth's work, too. I'm just a little less likely to get stabby over the insults here. I'm used to watching shows that people either don't watch (oh The Road to Stardom with Missy Elliott, Robert misses you and the "Get on the Bus" theme song so much) or really, really hate (Drawn Together, you were so good to me). Family Guy and American Dad were delightfully raunchy, over the top, and TLC-like in ridiculousness last night; American Dad even had an immobile obese shut-in as a side plot.

The giant head special made me want to throw up. I tuned in for the last twenty minutes, so I was tricked into thinking it was about the sweet little boy with Progeria, but no, Mr. Head Smashed like a ball of Playdoh had to show up and start my gag reflex. I want Midway-grade freaks, not Side-Show freaks. I expect a little class in my freaky TLC shows, like a geek singing opera before biting the head off of a chicken or an armless man rolling his own cigarette with his toes. When do they show an hour of bizarre fetuses preserved in formaldehyde or 6 legged cows? Where can they go from here?

'He'll be crying into his big pillow tonight..'