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Coincidentally, I just read today that the Duggar lady is pregnant again so I looked up her birthin' history online. In the last 20 years she has never gone more than a year without being pregnant. And a year is on the generous side. Can you imagine? I had three children in quick succession and I can tell you, if I had left my body capable of getting pregnant again I would have ended up in the loony bin. I seriously don't think I could have recovered from another go around. I just...I'm speechless.

-- "I didn't know I was pregnant" on Health --
Wow, all the facinating stuffs I'm missing by sticking with the bunny ears on
my tv.

Seriously though !? REALLY. Ya didn't know you were pregnant? How could
that have possibly happened [eyes wide and dumbfounded]. Was it between
'kicking em high' or 'spreadn them wide' ? Or Maybe (call it a hunch), where
you decided to skip the raincoat... How about each morning when you take
a shower, hop on a scale or glaze at yourself in a mirror?

Am I taking this too literally? Is there another angle here?

Ms MoMo, See my above post. There was never a day that went by where I couldn't tell I was pregnant.

Again, baffled.

Damn, there's a lot of coochie on tv tonight. Look: "18 Kids and Counting," "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant," "The Bad Girls Club," and "Independent Lens: Between the Folds."

Your warning fell on deaf ears (blind eyes?), Rusty. Google lists "chronic coughing" as one possible cause of uterine prolapse. Can you imagine?!? Coughing so hard that your damn uterus falls out?!?

Yay student procrastination club! OK, but seriously, thank Godtopus or lousy TV. I'm totally fucked this week.

Funny you should mention procrastinating studentry... I am currently supposed to be writing a paper that was due YESTERDAY. Asked for an extension and got one, now it has to be done tonight (technically, I have until tomorrow morning at 11, but since I have a day job, tonight it is!).

I will, in a likelihood, be up until midnight ONCE AGAIN, and be a cranky-ass bitch tomorrow, ONCE AGAIN. Poop. Stupid Facebook. Stupid Pajiba. Stop distracting me!

Just watched Somersault so I thought I'd tell you about it. Good movie. It's Australian. It's about a girl who kisses her mum's boyfriend and then leaves home. The adventures, trials and tribulations she goes through and shit. Acts very grown up at times but she's just a little girl. Very human. Interesting and well made. Got quite a bit of fucking, and some nude scenes. Oh, and a gay kissing scene. I know some of you like watching two guys getting it on. I'm off to bed cos it's almost 3am

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0381429/

So I was supposed to have a paper due today at 5:30pm and because I had been procrastinating so much, I woke up today at 6am to start working on it. Yeah I know, no time like the present. BUT! Around 9 this morning I broke down and decided to check Facebook to entertain myself. A classmate's status said our prof had emailed the class and given us an extension!!!! I was both excited and annoyed because I've been dealing with a cold/flu/illness and was so sad to have gotten up so early.

I ended up going back to bed and now I'm "working" on it, so yeah. Facebook saves lives!

Well I had a paper due today, but I teach during the day. So I stayed up all night, and then taught all day. Caffeine = my bff.

WO WO WO WO WO! I found a HOTTEST interracial club__M i x e d C o n n e c t -*.*- c_O_M___for black Women and white Men, or black Men and white Women, to interact with each other. Interracial is not a problem here, but a great merit to cherish!

Better of Ted was great tonight.

"Do you ever pretend to stalk totally realistic looking large animals?"

Absolute crap on TV. Thank the gods for my BSG DVDathon.

, In your case I believe you're allowed to whine away! But it better be funny damn you!

Reading all this makes me so happy
I DON'T STUDY ANYMORE.

*Relaxes.. Picks up a book for fun.. Can't wait until Better Off Ted is in*

19 kids? Nice choice if you lean towards incest.

"uterine prolapse" was covered heavily in James Herriot's "All Creatures Great and Small" so I'm already familiar with the subject, and don't need a visual when reading about it was awful enough.

For those who think there's nothing on Tuesdays, watch SYTYCD. The results show on Wednesday is mostly a lot of filler, with too much rehashing of what happened the night before, too much effort at suspense, usually one horrific "musical act", and a bunch of solos that have no effect on the outcome so I don't know why they bother. I tape it and watch it later so I can skim through the boring parts.

But the performance show on Tuesday is almost always enjoyable, filled with nothing but dance and some interesting critiques. I was on the phone part of the time but even with the TV on mute I could tell that Ellenore and Legacy were kicking ass with their Travis routine. Stellar stuff. Their second routine--meh. NapeTabs (which is such a retarded couple's name--can we please go back to using their individual ones, please, please?) seem to have lost their mojo. I thought for sure that with all the side-by-side synchronized moves that Laurie person was responsible.

Jakob and Mollee were lovely. I'm not a huge Mollee fan (she always seems to be thinking very hard about what her next move is instead of being in the moment) and being paired with Jakob undoubtedly helped her, but I was moved by their waltz, and Mollee has never before made me feel anything other than "aw, how cute."

Poor Russell once again had to make do with assistants instead of an actual partner, so the chemistry was lacking but his moves were awesome.

Ryan annoys me too much on a personal level for me to enjoy his dancing, even if it's technically great. I didn't get the standing ovation for their last number--seemed like the cool ending is what got everyone excited and not the dance as a whole.

I felt bad for Ashleigh that she couldn't perform because of her injury, but not so much that I voted for her. It didn't seem fair to the other dancers that had to go out on stage and perform. Ryan's weepy begging at the end of the show didn't help either, nor did his comment "I think America would like to see a married couple in the finale." Dude, I don't give a crap that you're married. People should be voting for you because you're a great performer, AND THAT'S ALL. I am sick and tired of this emphasis on their marriage, sick and tired of all the shots of them making out or acting cutesy. Lots of people are married--it doesn't make you special, and it shouldn't factor into whether or not you win a dance competition.

Plus, while he and Ashleigh are great technically, their performances always come out as shallow to me. I don't know if it's their background as ballroom dancers, but they always seem to be posing or acting, and nothing feels genuine. I haven't been moved by anything they've done.

DeadBessie: There was some great stuff going on last night on SYTYCD's performance show - you're right, Jakob and Mollee were just killing it. At this point I think Jakob would have to start murdering puppies on stage for The Mrs. Ghost Who Woks and I to think he can do any wrong, he is just ridiculously good. I wasn't all that impressed with Mollee at first, but she really seems to be improving by leaps and bounds now that she's rid of Nathan. And Legacy and Ellenore's first routine was just... wow. Second not so much (Tabitha and Napoleon did 'em no favors with the routine), but the first one was excellent. And no partner for Russell AGAIN, yet he just keeps on smiling and brings it every time he gets on the stage.

What? I'm not completely, utterly ashamed to admit that I watch (and enjoy) it. Only mildly embarrassed, at worst.