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Hot Women and Chainsaws? That's a Holiday Tradition I Can Get Behind.

By Genevieve Burgess | Posted Under Miscellaneous | Comments (27)



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I’ve spent all morning cleaning and very soon, will have to go out shopping and then start cooking because I’m hosting a holiday/end of the semester party tonight. Now, I like hosting parties overall (it’s so much more fun when you don’t have to worry about getting home), but the real reward for throwing a party, for me, is that it’s usually the cleanest my room ever gets. I can see so much of my cleanly swept floor right now, I got three loads of laundry done (which means I won’t have to do it again before I leave for home), my desk is organized and all my shoes are neatly in pairs. It’s like a Christmas miracle! For those of you not enjoying the company of inebriated university students this evening, here’s what the television holds for you:

7:00 p.m.: “60 Minutes” on CBS.

“Football Night in America” on NBC.

8:00 p.m.: “The Amazing Race” on CBS 15th Season finale. And god bless reality television and their absurdly short seasons so one can say something like “15th season finale” about a show that’s been on the air for eight years.

“Extreme Makeover: Home Edition” on ABC.

8:15 p.m.: “Sunday Night Football: Minnesota at Arizona” on NBC.

9:00 p.m.: “Alice” on SyFy. Part 1 of 2 I have yet to be impressed by the commercials for this, and I keep feeling like I should be. Tim Curry! Kathy Bates! Creepy guy in a rabbit mask! But the commercials also seem to indicate that the girl playing Alice is of the “squinting is acting, right?” school and I’m not down with that.

“Cold Case” on CBS (new time slot).

“Desperate Housewives” on ABC.

“Dexter” on Showtime.

“Robin Williams: Weapons of Self Destruction” on HBO because, you know, why not.

10:00 p.m.: “Californication” on Showtime.

“Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew” on VH1.

“Shatner’s Raw Nerve” on Bio.

“TLC Special: Chainsaw Ice Sculptors” on TLC. I’m confused — this almost sounds normal, yet it’s on TLC. Surely they left out the words “obese” or a number in excess of five that references how many children the chainsaw sculptors have, right?

“Brothers and Sisters” on ABC.

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Comments

Hot women wielding chainsaws? Now that's a refreshing difference from more teenage vampires. On the T.V I just noticed there was some show including an angsty teeny vampire and on the newspaper I found a review of a vampire book. Think it's gonna take a while for vampires to get back their cred. Whenever we write about vampires from now on we have to specify whether they're the blood sucking evil type or the glittery angsty, vegetarian type! Grrrr

Give me hot women and chainsaws any day.

Posted by: barf at December 6, 2009 7:08 PM

In other words, nothing. Good thing I have a bartender's going away party tonight. It's so much easier when you don't have to clean and can walk home because the place is two blocks away from you.

The twist to the chainsaw ice sculptors is that they have to make life-size replicas of all of their children. The person with the most or most obese ice children win (national humiliation)!

Posted by: SaBrina at December 6, 2009 7:26 PM

Disclaimer: I have no clue if the woman in the picture will be on the TLC show, it's just what came up when I googled "chainsaw ice sculptures". She is very attractive though.

Posted by: Intern Rusty at December 6, 2009 7:42 PM

Right then, so you have a fetish for chainsaws, do you, Genny? Somehow I'm not surprised.

Good luck with the party. You realise that you'll of course have to clean your room again after the party, right?

Posted by: Joker at December 6, 2009 7:49 PM

Re: Dexter:

I'm halfway through season two, and it's starting to bother me that Dexter is the villain but getting away with so much. Doaked just got screwed into being suspended by Dex; yet Doakes is the closest thing this show has to a hero.

Posted by: Daniel Hall at December 6, 2009 7:50 PM

Personally I prefer a woman who can work a vacuum cleaner and a dishrag.

AM I RIGHT FELLAS!?!?

*HI- FIVE*...?

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 6, 2009 8:05 PM

Yeah, Daniel, Dexter's gonna fuck with you like that. Sometimes I think the writers wanted us to think he's kind of a good guy because he is so meticulous about only killing bad guys. But I think last episode of the series? Dex doesn't walk away free. Or at all.

Man, I am excited about tonight's episode! Which I will watch tomorrow. On a pirated internet site. Blurg. Excitement waning... waning... gone.

Posted by: The Wandering Parakeet at December 6, 2009 8:06 PM

I'm watching the Bowl selection on Fox right now, and lamenting Penn State's awful season. Sigh...

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at December 6, 2009 8:09 PM

I'm watching Death Proof, then waiting for the Venture Brothers Metalocalypse one, two punch.

Posted by: Brian at December 6, 2009 8:11 PM

You'll get used to it Daniel. Somehow, Dexter gets you on his side.

Posted by: Cindy at December 6, 2009 8:15 PM

Daniel, you just described the best and worst aspect of Dexter, the phrase "anti-hero" has never been so aptly applied. I spent so much time reflexively hating Doakes yet keeping at the front of my mind that he's exactly the sort of kick butt-take names, "outside the rules but on the side of justice" cop that is routinely the hero in every other crime drama. Erik King owns the role.

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Posted by: brantty at December 6, 2009 9:15 PM

“Robin Williams: Weapons of Self Destruction” on HBO because, you know, why not.

I hope Williams uses them on himself, he cannot end his existence soon enough after Old Dogs.

Posted by: George at December 6, 2009 10:03 PM

binge drinking on BBCA - man, its hard to hold that CAPS button down and type when youve been binge drinking - apparently there is a fine line, some hazy shit, and something obscure

Posted by: furtherbeyond at December 6, 2009 10:07 PM

Posted by: L.O.V.E. at December 6, 2009 10:12 PM

Doakes annoyed me in season one - I found him one-note - but he's really grown on me in season two. I know he's an antagonist, but I feel like in any other show, he'd be the hero.

He seems funnier in S2, as well. The moment I found the funniest in the series so far was him telling Maria "Oh, yeah, I got all kinds of backup. Helicopters and shit." The guy has a great deadpan delivery for that sort of line. They should give him more jokes.

A thought that just occurred to me; I wonder if an American audience, being in a country that still has the death penalty, relates to Dexter differently. For the American legal system to persecute someone like Dexter, who only kills other killers, raises genuine questions; don't they do the same thing?

I should add that I don't think all Americans necessarily agree with the death penalty; if I had to hazard a guess, I'd say that most Pajiba readers are probably against it. But it's a part of American culture; to me, the concept is more alien.

(I know this is a comment thread for tonight's TV shows, which contain a new ep of Dexter S4, so I'm not going to ask anyone to refrain from S3/S4/end of S2 spoilers, but if they could be clearly labelled so I can skip past them, that'd be aces. Cheers).

Posted by: Daniel Hall at December 6, 2009 11:14 PM

The Alice in Wonderland thinger actually wasn't too heinous -- her character spent a lot of time yelling random "I don't know what's going on" things and running, but she was a judo instructor in the Real World, so at least the running around thing worked a little. The Hatter was pretty good, too. I'd say he's one of the stronger bits.

And the White Knight was awesome. He was my favorite part of the books, so it was nice to see him portrayed so faithfully.

Tons better than the crap fest that was Tinman. I'll be tuning in tomorrow for part 2.

Posted by: linny at December 6, 2009 11:14 PM

Great, now I want a chainsaw for Christmas...

Posted by: Sofía at December 6, 2009 11:57 PM

Oooh, Daniel, I can't wait to hear what you make of the end of season 2.

To your point about Americans and the death penalty, I think that taking the law into one's own hands is still quite verboten. (At least that's the moral of countless Law & Order episodes.) I think we like the insulation of guilt that comes with the state executing criminals instead of us doing it ourselves. I'd like to think that it reminds us of our dark past with mob justice and lynchings, but I think it is more to do with the (over)confidence in the crapshoot/stacked deck that is the American jury system.

Posted by: The Wandering Parakeet at December 7, 2009 5:16 AM

haha, Daniel, that's the beauty of Dexter. You are rooting for the one killer to kill the other. That gives great moral questions once in a while.
I love that part of the show.

It makes him a sort off a Robin Hood of serial killers.

But I still miss Doakes..
Great part.

Indeed the most uncomfortable part of Dex is that he doesn't work for a vague gov' agency, but he is guided by a moral code from Harry, his dad, who learned his stuff in (I gues) the '50 and '60, almost the era of the hard boiled detective school. Very oldschool, almost biblical.

Can't wait to see the last ep!

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Posted by: Charliefans at December 7, 2009 8:11 AM

Magiel, you basically just spoiled Daniel which he politely asked you not to do. So that sucks.

Posted by: becks at December 7, 2009 8:50 AM

DANIEL! HEY DANIEL! Look down here, don't read the above posts! One's a spambot anyway.

Posted by: The Wandering Parakeet at December 7, 2009 9:07 AM

I think the love of Dexter has more to do with America's love of vigilantism in general. We love the "good" gun slinger in westerns, and the "good" cop who will break the law to enforce the law. These aren't good people, in the sense that no one I know would actually want to be friends with them, yet we love them on our tv. I don't know what it says about the American psyche, but it sure says something.

Posted by: Morgan LaFai at December 7, 2009 2:26 PM

WHY DO YOU MISS DOAKES WHAT HAPPENED TO DOAKES?! GAH!

...deep breath... moving on...

Wandering Parakeet:

I understand that most Americans wouldn't take the law into their own hands, and wouldn't want to even if they could. But the fact that your government still executes people seems like they're implying that there are certain circumstances under which it's okay for a human totake another human's life, when that other human presents no threat to you (ie, outside of self defence). It's barbaric and I don't support it for even a second - and I imagine a lot of American citizens would agree with me - but it's part of your culture.

Not that I'm saying the US government implicitly condones Dexter's actions (he skips over things like a fair trial), but there's a similar underlying principle governing the actions of both parties. That principle is not one that's shared by my government, making Dexter even more unconscionable, and alien to "normal" society.

Posted by: Daniel Hall at December 7, 2009 7:36 PM

Daniel, I don't know how long you'll keep checking back to an old post like this, but I'll reply anyway. I don't know that the state executing people in a pre-determined manner and according to the laws of our land is really comparable to Dexter skulking around through people homes with a syringe. I can see why you'd see them as comparable, but I think there are plenty of norms in U.S. society that make Dexter alien to us, as well.

Posted by: The Wandering Parakeet at December 8, 2009 3:30 AM

Absolutely, and I don't mean to imply that everyone in the states is cool with hatcheting bitches up left and right or anything of the sort. There is a world of difference between the government executing people in accordance with the law and what Dexter does (which I acknowledged above, citing fair trials as an example). But the US government thinks that it's okay to take a human life in cold blood if that human is perceived to be "bad". Other governments do not. Putting aside the question of whether an audience member agrees or disagrees with that notion, all I was wondering was whether or not growing up in a culture with the death penalty made one relate to a show like Dexter, and its central theme of whether it's morally just to kill killers as he does, differently to someone who grew up in a culture without it.

Which could all be bullshit and not worth thinking about. It's just a thought that popped into my head as I was watching it the other day.

Also: I'm on the third disc, and season two is getting good.

Posted by: Daniel Hall at December 8, 2009 6:58 PM


















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