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“Steven Seagal: Lawman” on A&E, series premiere

Fuck.Yes.

Not to mention a double-dose of Modern Family...

Drake and sansho1, neither of those showed up on the site I use for listings, so thanks for pointing them out!

Steven Seagal: Lawman caused me to break three toes. Yet I will still watch you Seagal!

Dont Forget Jesse Ventura's Conspiracy Theory on TruTV!

Mel! I cackled like a mad-woman at that line too. But what really killed me - the ass-kicking clown pointing very seriously at his huge clock. It might have something to do with my personal experiences with clowns.....

The comedic delivery in Modern Family is what makes it so great. All of the characters have a wonderful grasp of how to let a pregnant silence ripen til it pops. That's how babies work right? My analogy stands.

Here is my preference for Top Chef.

Kevin (if he is this good w/o fancy shmancy training, think of how amazing he'll be if he gets the money/opportunity to work with other amazing chefs)

Jen (By far the most talented female contestant the show has ever had, so I want a talented woman to win) [I will concede that no-one does desert better than carla, but Stephanie was just decent, the other top chefs would destroy her in a cook-off]

Brian (the nicer of the brothers, excellent chef, just seems a little too set in his ways)

Douche McGee: (I usually don't mind arrogance, after all, Hung is my favorite chef, but Hung backed it up and didn't target others. I really don't want him to win.)

With that said, I would say that the top 6 (excluding Robin) are all better chefs then freaking Hosea, which shows how much of a fluke that result was, and why he gets NO air time.

Do we REALLY have to mention Tyler Perry's shows? From the few I've watched as to better educate my vitriol for him, they're all the same retreaded jokes and gags.

Seriously, if you guys start pimping Perry, I will burn this mother down.

I win with the girls SYTYCD elimination no matter what. Now there will be a clear differentiating factor between the final 4: hair color. I didn't even know there was a Kathryn on the show.

Roaddog, I just list new episodes of any shows that might be of interest to Pajibans in any way. Also, if I left out the Tyler Perry shows, I worry that a particular individual might take it as proof of some kind of racial bias. Y'all know who I'm talking about.

Anyway, it gives me no joy to report on the Tyler Perry shows. Just like it gives me no joy to report that Leno is still on the air, or that "The Hills" is going strong. I'm not "pimping" him by any means, rest assured.

For the life of me, I cannot keep Kathryn & Noelle on SYTYCD straight. And now that they'll have different partners each week, I'm gonna be completely lost. I can only hope one of them will go tonight.

As for the guys, I was totally in love with Nathan at the start of the season. Actually, he blew me away when he auditioned for season 5, and I was happy to see him in this Top 20. But now... I'm all about Jakob. If he and Ellenore don't make it to the final 4, I'll eat my hat.*

*I don't actually wear a hat.

Don't Forget Jesse Ventura's Conspiracy Theory on TruTV!
too bad i can't watch that I'm big fan of conspiracies and secret societies.

OK., the Modern Family on at 8 (9 Eastern) is a rerun also. Fizbo, why hast thou forsaken me?

Also, the creepy horror-movie-esque Kay jewelry commercial with that guy who sort of looks like Jeff Goldblum never ceases to make me cringe in discomfort.

That commercial made me choke on my apple.

"Jump" was hilariously awesome.

Hey, Cindy with a C! Yeah, all of my free time lately has been devoured by Cannonball reading, and, more recently, lying on the beach and watching shooting stars with a Fella.
And Glee. Can't forget Glee.

I'm really liking The Middle. In my opinion, it's the breakout quality show that's been the most surprising (surprising).

OMG, Glee, I love you. Schu, you totally frightened me this evening. I was certain physical violence was going to happen...my hat is off to your abilities, Matthew Morrison. I guess they don't give those there Tonys to just anyone.

Also, if you are not watching Steven Seagal: Lawman, you should be. For reals...its like COPS met Dirty Jobs and had a trashy, trashy baby...EPIC.

Finally, for those of you going through design withdraw, Bravo's new attempt at re-creating the PR magic, Launch My Line, is premiering at 11pm. I am told it is less about the talent and more about the camp, so it should be grand fun for all involved.

I didn't even de-lurk for the lurkers' thread.

gee. Maybe I should re-evalute my life.

I think I held my breath during that entire scene on Glee tonight. Oh my word. I honestly never expected to feel like that while watching that show.

Our house will be having a Tivo battle next week as Scrubs, Better off Ted and SYTYCD are on at the same time. Oldest daughter is huge SYTYCD fan, and we had lots of tears when we goofed and didn't tape this Tuesday's ep.

She roots for Mollee as they have the same name, but we spell it properly with a Y.

We might have to watch Better Off Ted in REAL TIME! I'm not sure I can take it. Commercials? What are those?

Sue Sylvester rocked my world last night.

"You're too busy chasing tail and loading your hair with enormous amounts of product. Today, it just looks like you put lard in it."

God, bonnie, you're totally right about Nathan looking like he belongs with those waxed-chest manlings from Twilight. Personally, it's the constant sulky face, the really forced crying from this week's show, and the apparent lack of brains that drive me nuts. Poor kid's a decent dancer and good looking, but way too immature compared to the rest of the them, and dumb as a rock.

POSSIBLE SPOILER Nathan's elimination was a fabulous early birthday gift to me. Thanks, voters! END SPOILER.

Robert--I can keep them straight because Kathryn has really nicely conditioned hair that I would kill to have. Noelle's got some weird pointy thing on her chin. Otherwise, I pretty much agree with Soda that this is an uninspiring season. Jakob and Ellenore had the first performance that really got me fired up.

I've been catching a bit of Glee after SYTYCD and the show is starting to grow on me. NotesOnMyBathroomMirror, holy hell, I was terrified by Schu's reaction too (and a wee bit turned on, but that's my problem). But that lady coach? She was funny in the scenes I had caught before. Now she's just a hateful bitch. And not in a fun way. Ugly people should stay out of her sight? Hon, have you looked in a mirror? You're not beauty pageant material yourself. I hope they tone her nastiness down, because it's stopped being fun to watch.

And don't get me started on those Kay jewelry commercials. Honest to Godtopus, they seem like SNL parodies. The dude dating the deaf chick--he hasn't been dating her long enough (or doesn't care enough) to do more than clumsily sign "I love you", but here's some inappropriately expensive shiny jewelry that makes our total lack of communication OK?

And fucking hell, the one with the thunderstorm? Rarely has a commercial so disgusted and enraged me. Oh, protect me, strong man, from the scary light and boom-booms! Never let me go! Who talks like that? Who doesn't cringe when they hear someone talk like that? Makes me want to drop kick her through that giant window and watch her bounce off the ground. ATTENTION MARKETING EXECUTIVES--This is the 21st fucking century. In fucking AMERICA. Unless they've got a phobia, women here do not bury their faces in a man's chest because of a little thunder. They don't cower and beg him to keep them safe from bad weather because they are so timid and desperate to appeal to the man's ego. Don't get me wrong--we appreciate strong men, men who could and would take care of us if we needed it--but we are not spineless, brainless Stepford Wives from the fucking 50s who just need a little jewelry to get us in the mood. Goddamnit. Goddamnit, I hate your commercials. Twilight's not doing enough damage to feminism right now? Pull your heads out of your chauvinistic wrinkled old asses, you fuckers.

I will never buy or accept as a gift your crappy Kay jewelry. Any guy who really knows me will get me a snowplow attachment for my John Deere.

My 13-y.o. saw that Kay commercial during Glee last night, and went off into a budding-feminist rant. It was so cool. The girl loves her shiny stuff, but that just sickened her. She did love the other diamond commercial that came on...the "you're not that guy" tagline, and so did I.

It's too bad there wasn't much singing on Glee last night. Just the one big number, really. But I guess with one bomb dropped, they had to do a little more dialogue.

I'm firmly rooting for Kevin to smack down both Voltaggio brothers on Top Chef. I wouldn't be heartbroken if Brian took it, but Michael's been such a jerk and hasn't quite lived up to his self-perception. Totally agree on the Hosea-hate, BTW. That was the stupidly-bad ending to a stupidly-bad season.

Yes, Soothsayer, the baby (in, I'm assuming, Tin Toy) is terrifying. Fortunately they are seldom as scary in real life.

Glad you and others enjoyed the shorts. I wouldn't have known about them without a newspaper item by our local TV critic. I didn't like the commercial cuts at all, and had more than my share of Mater, but all-in-all enjoyed it.

BAM, everything I list is a new episode. I don't list re-runs, because it would just get too cluttered on some days.