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How Do You Say "Goodbye" in Guido?


Pajiba After Dark / Intern Rusty

Miscellaneous | January 21, 2010 | Comments (48)


There’s not a lot of TV I get excited for, genuinely. Most shows I like, I like in the way that I enjoy them when they’re around but I don’t feel any great sense of loss if I miss them. But one of the things I do get excited for (and tend to take a lot of crap for also) is the Olympics. I love the Olympics and we’re headed into the three week countdown until the 2010 Winter Olympics kickoff in Vancouver and I’m already getting excited. For one thing, at least people will quit talking about the whole Late Night Wars for a while. I mean, I get it, it really sucks for Conan and NBC has killed a lot of goodwill with this move. And really, who would’ve watched Leno if Carson was still on 90 minutes earlier? But I’m getting to the point where I feel like every good point has been made and it’s just turning into a sort of slap fight with a bunch of rich dudes and I’m not very interested in that. Oh, and I’m hoping the Olympics also overshadow “American Idol” for a while because then I won’t feel like such anti-social twit because I don’t watch “American Idol” for at least two weeks. However, there’s still three weeks to go and in the meantime here’s what you can fill the empty void in your evenings with:

8:00 p.m.: “Bones” on Fox.

“Carnie Wilson: Unstapled” on GSN.

“Community” on NBC.

“The Deep End” on NBC. Series premiere. It’s a show about lawyers. Because the one thing that television needed was another show about hot lawyers. Yup.

“Live from the Lincoln Center: Joshua Bell with Friends at the Penthouse” on PBS.

“The Vampire Diaries” on The CW. I’m wondering what the over/under on the whole vampire craze is going to be. Mostly because I’m annoyed that vampires have been ruined by this whole mess, but also because I’d like to go back to being unfashionably pale rather than being mistaken for someone who’s into vampires.

8:30 p.m.: “Parks and Recreation” on NBC.

9:00 p.m.: “CSI: Original Flavor” on CBS.

“Fringe” on Fox. Didn’t this used to be on Fridays? I guess they moved it.

“Grey’s Anatomy” on ABC.

“The Office” on NBC.

9:30 p.m.: “30 Rock” on NBC.

10:00 p.m.: “Ace of Cakes” on Food Network.

“Archer” on FX. I enjoyed the premiere, though I think there’s a lot of room to grow. Anyone else watching this?

“Burn Notice” on USA. Third season winter premiere. I don’t watch this show regularly, but I like it simply for the fact that it’s one of the few shows set in Miami that’s actually filmed here and not in L.A masquerading as Miami.

“Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew” on VH1.

“The Jay Leno Show” on NBC.

“Jersey Show” on MTV. First season finale.

“The Mentalist” on CBS.

“Project Runway” on Lifetime.

“Real Housewives of Orange County” on Bravo.

“Private Practice” on ABC.

11:00 p.m.: “Jersey Shore: Reunion Special” on MTV. Because the best time to air a reunion special is immediately after the final episode.

“Models of the Runway” on Lifetime.

Intern Rusty is a Masters student at the University of Miami. You can learn more about her at Rusty’s Ventures.


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Comments

I live in Vancouver and all I have been hearing about forever is the olympics, I am getting out of town for one of the weeks that it is on, and I am hoping that it will not be too much of an inconvenience.

I am at least glad that I no longer work where I have to take the skytrain into downtown, since they are predicting 3 hour wait times!

But since I don't care about the olympics, I will be glad when they are over so I don't feel like such a poor sport for not caring.

Posted by: Alli at January 21, 2010 7:18 PM

TV.com says Supernatural is back tonight. Can anyone confirm?

Posted by: Chugga at January 21, 2010 7:23 PM

Man it felt like Burn notice was out for an entire year

Posted by: arrrghzi at January 21, 2010 7:25 PM

“Fringe” on Fox. Didn’t this used to be on Fridays? I guess they moved it.

Nope. Tuesdays in the beginning; then they moved it to Thursdays for some unknowable FOX programming nitwit reason.

We adore Fringe--or, as it's known in our house, The Walter Show. If they ever lose Walter they lose us as viewers.

Posted by: Jerce at January 21, 2010 7:30 PM

“Carnie Wilson: Unstapled” on GSN

Is this for real? Like for real, real?? And why is it on the Game Show Network of all things?

The mind, it boggles.

Posted by: ashes at January 21, 2010 7:33 PM

Chugga Confirmed. Supernatural (finally) returns: "Sam, Interrupted," wherein the case is in a mental hospital. Guest starring Jon Gries, who will forever be Broots to me . . . moment of silence for The Pretender.

Posted by: foursweatervests at January 21, 2010 7:40 PM

You wrote "The Jersey Show." That show does not represent the whole state! Conscious joke or Freudian slip, I wonder.

Posted by: Lindsay at January 21, 2010 7:43 PM

Just stay trapped in your head ashes. I'm sure, inside your mind, all questions will be answered...and cause you to laugh at yourself and make everyone stare.

I gotta agree with you Jerce. Walter makes the fucking show. Without him, the show is shit. Actually...without him the show is basically The X-Files. Only without Gillian Anderson...mmmmmm...Gillian Anderson.

I'm actually going to a Jersey Shore party tonight for the season finale. I'll let you know how that goes.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at January 21, 2010 7:43 PM

I now have that Boyz II Men song stuck in my head from that headline Rusty

"It's so haaaaard to say goooooood-bye to yesterdayeeee"

Posted by: ashes at January 21, 2010 7:43 PM

I believe the proper New Jersey farewell is not "Goodbye" but "Good riddance" in regard to Jersey Shore leaving the air.

But don't worry, fans. MTV's already casting Season 2. I, a Polish/Czech/Irish/translucent Jersey boy, received that casting notice in my inbox about two weeks ago. I was so tempted to apply for hahas, but then I'd be afraid of actually being casted. I need to stay true to my "No famewhoring unless it's right for me" resolution this year. I have to save myself for the Glee casting call, not taint myself with candid MTV shows.

Posted by: Robert at January 21, 2010 7:43 PM

Damn pretty much everything I watch is one tonight (unfortunately untrue, which just goes to show that I watch too much television). Lucky I didn't download that conan episode this morning, or I'd have no credits left at tvtorrents!

Posted by: Chugga at January 21, 2010 7:49 PM

I just got all four seasons of the Pretender in my mailbox last week and have been enjoying the heck out of some Michael T. Weiss and good lord did that Miss Parker have some short skirts. She'd give Heather Locklear circa Melrose Place era a run for her 'hope she had a good bikini waxer' money. Also, I like that the actress' name is also Parker. Ha!
What were we talking about again?

Posted by: hersheygirl at January 21, 2010 8:06 PM

I absolutely detest the Olympics, for turning the Games into just another pro tournament (there can never be another Miracle on Ice), for the corrupt bidding process, for the astounding expenditure of money wasted on facilities that often sit unused once the Games are over, and for the IOC's tendency to climb into bed with totalitarian regimes like communist China.

And that's just the first four reasons. I'm just getting warmed up here.

Posted by: , at January 21, 2010 8:22 PM

Booooooooooonnnnnnneeeeesssss!!!

Who's with me?

Anybody?

Oh, c'mon!

Posted by: TSF at January 21, 2010 8:42 PM

Upon examination, I did indeed mis-type "Jersey Shore" as "Jersey Show" at the 10:00pm spot. My apologies, Lindsay, and anyone else who may have been offended. I know plenty of lovely people from Jersey who are not the least bit orange.

Also, it looks like I may be holding an impromptu "Jersey Shore" viewing party tonight. If I'd only known a day earlier, I would've made lasagna and everything.

Posted by: Intern Rusty at January 21, 2010 8:54 PM

I know it's not a favorite around here, but Gina Torres (Zoe of Firefly fame) is supposed to appear in tonight's episode of Vampire Diaries...

Posted by: zyzzyva at January 21, 2010 8:54 PM

I am not a regular Fringe watcher, but I've caught a few episodes, and I must concur that Walter is one of the awesomest things on television in quite a while, and without Walter (or more specifically, John Noble), the show would never rise above a resounding "meh".

Also, I'm intrigued that he's from Australia, and the blonde chick is also from Australia. When the cameras stop rolling, are they all like, "Hey, mate, [insert Australian cliche here]!" And then Joshua Jackson is like, "Later guys, I'll be in my coffin!" (R.I.P.) These are the things I ponder.

Posted by: MM at January 21, 2010 8:55 PM

MM: "later guys I'll be in my coffin!"

You have made my night m'dear!

Posted by: ashes at January 21, 2010 9:03 PM

SUPERNATURAL GUYS ITS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW AND I'M NOT WATCHING IT. AHHHHHHHH.

Posted by: buttercup at January 21, 2010 9:06 PM

Ah ashes, you made MY night!

Picture it, last week, must've been just about at this very same time, regarding this very list, I was commenting: Carnie Wilson: Unstapled? What? Why? Is it for real? That's really the title? It's on GSN? How can this be real? I DON'T UNDERSTAND!
[head explodes]

Fortunately, after the surgery, my head's mostly back together, so I can read Pajiba and ponder life's mysteries once again...

Posted by: MM at January 21, 2010 9:17 PM

I made a hideous mistake when I was watching the Winter Olympics from Norway a while back.

I started watching curling.

Now, it might have been the late hour and the lack of sleep and the booze, but I actually started to understand it and found myself starting to actually cheer for the various teams.

I am hopeful that therapy can clear this up.

Posted by: The Wanderer at January 21, 2010 9:34 PM

Office comes back...WITH A CLIP SHOW?! COME ON. I need to know if Erin and Andy are together! did Pam have her baby? When is Kathy Bates gonna show up?!

Clip show! come on!

I mean it was funny but damn what a waste.

Posted by: figgy at January 21, 2010 9:55 PM

As much as I'd like to help out and provied an Australianism, I'm pretty terrible at being Australian. Unfortunately most of the people I meet think I'm Canadian for some reason, despite never having visited the country (or the continent for that matter).

Posted by: Chugga at January 21, 2010 9:56 PM

Also...I don't know about this, but is Julianne Moore's accent on 30 Rock horrifying or perfect? I know it bugs the hell out of me but I know Boston accents bug me, so I can't tell. Help, someone!

Posted by: figgy at January 21, 2010 9:58 PM

"How Do You Say "Goodbye" in Guido? "

P-E-N-I-C-I-L-L-I-N

Posted by: bleujayone at January 21, 2010 10:07 PM

heeheee....

Posted by: figgy at January 21, 2010 10:17 PM

I'm with you, Rusty. I am a total olympics WHORE. It makes even hockey tolerable. I love them. And The Wanderer, the olympics makes curling FASCINATING. The olympics are magic.

Posted by: welldressed at January 21, 2010 11:12 PM

Robert, really? really really? How could you pass that up?!

Posted by: figgy at January 21, 2010 11:15 PM

30 Rock and Burn Notice all in one night... life is worth living again!

Posted by: Gabs at January 21, 2010 11:21 PM

Don't listen to her lies, Robert.

I'll see you at the virtual casting call.

I hope they like Gilbert and Sullivan in the style of Rod Stewart.

Posted by: Ian at January 22, 2010 12:48 AM

Figgy, the clip show also really disappointed me. That's something to air over the holiday void not as your return from holiday void ep. Frustrating.

I watched Archer last week and found it pretty amusing. Somehow I thought it was on monday though and therefore didn't catch it tonight. whoops.

Posted by: Even Stevens at January 22, 2010 1:07 AM

Ag! I'll tell you what the big news of the Olympics will be - NO SNOW. Seriously, the crocus' are emerging, the birds are singing and we're walking around in light jackets.

They're saying that they (VANOC) are freaking out and planning to use WOOD and STRAW and some helicoptered in snow for only the events...and Whistler / Blackcomb is facing bankruptcy because of both zero local cash influx (no snow) and having their hands tied behind their backs keeping spots untouched (hoarding what little melty snow they've got) for the Olympics.

Straw and Wood folks. Yeesh.

(also - Alli - fist bump for Vancou!)

Posted by: replica at January 22, 2010 1:26 AM

I'm watching Archer for sure. Great voice cast, solid writing.

Second the outrage at The Office returning from hiatus with a clip show. Another winning idea from the peacock.

Posted by: trippdup at January 22, 2010 2:41 AM

I don't know about this, but is Julianne Moore's accent on 30 Rock horrifying or perfect?

I'm going with horrifying. I used to love Julianne Moore, but she's presently killing 30 Rock. The accent (and how obviously hard she's working at it) is partly to blame, and the whole storyline is leaving me cold. All the wacky momentum that makes the show so great just comes to a screeching halt when Moore is onscreen with the dewy, emasculated version of Jack Donaghy. When she poked her head into Jack's office and asked "Am I interrupting anything?", I answered out loud, "Yes, actually you are!"

Posted by: sansho1 at January 22, 2010 4:53 AM

Re: Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew. I need this celebrity whore to go away. Does he bother anyone else, or just me?

Posted by: Roundapples at January 22, 2010 7:17 AM

Moore sounds like she's auditioning for Mystic River 2 and trying to out-ham Sean Penn. It's a rivetting performance. The Office clip show was pretty tedious. Especially when they did the whole Jim/Pam recap after we had just HAD a Jim/Pam recap during the wedding episode 2 months ago. Really poor choice to come back with after a 6 week absence.

Parks & Rec continues to rock the shit out of Thursday night. Community comes in a close second due to not enough Pierce, and Jeff is more fun when he's a selfish dick. Don't want Relationship Jeff. That way lies boredom.

Will catch up on Archer this weekend. Missed it last week but remembered to DVR this time.

Posted by: TylerDFC at January 22, 2010 7:30 AM

Supernatural was awesome last night. All I can say is Jensen Ackles can drop his pants in front of me and say "pudding" anytime he wants!

Posted by: Dingle Berry at January 22, 2010 8:07 AM

TSF, I'm with ya, I'm just too damn tired to yell. I totally called that false positive on Angela's pregnancy. Mainly because the idea of Angela and Scruffy White Intern having a baby is boring as hell. I know those tests are generally pretty accurate, but who starts making extensive baby plans without checking with an actual doctor first?

I guess it's just me, but Hodgen's offer to "move in together, or get married" or whatever, based solely on the baby, was more horrifyingly inappropriate than heartwarming. Offering support is one thing, dude; making a move on a girl using the baby thing as an excuse is kinda messed up.

I had to bail on The Walter Sho... er, Fringe because I need to get up early and also, I couldn't stand the suspense. I know it's unlikely they'll kill any of the leads so soon, and Walter probably found a cure and everything's fine and dandy now, but could someone please confirm that?

Posted by: DeadBessie at January 22, 2010 9:29 AM

The cure, as always with these shows, was something horrifyingly simple. Horseradish sauce. Er, I mean sulfer. Which they found in horseradish sauce. In the office fridge.

I don't know about you, but I'm far more likely to find three-week-old McDonalds or mayonaise from the Reagan era in my office fridge than a little-used condiment like horseradish.

Anyway, sandwiches will never be the same again....

Posted by: hersheygirl at January 22, 2010 9:42 AM

The olympics are magic.

Posted by: welldressed at January 21, 2010 11:12 PM
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If the NHL all-star game is your idea of magic,. you're welcome to it.

No more Jamaican bobsledders, no more Eddie the Eagle, no more Miracle on Ice, ever, no more magic, since the multimillionaire professionals, who already have world cups and Stanley Cups and such to play in, had to shove the amateurs aside and take over the Games and the gold medals too. Like they really needed to add a second trophy room to the mansion.

Fuck the Olympics. Two-week commercial with brief interruptions for sports.

Posted by: , at January 22, 2010 10:31 AM

Supernatural is back new at 10:00/9:00C.

Posted by: sarahk at January 22, 2010 11:26 AM

I've seen the first two episodes of Archer and the first was alright, but the second was great. I started watching because of my love for H. Jon Benjamin (Home Movies, Dr. Katz) and stayed for the Arrested Development alum (Lucille & Kitty), Chris Parnell and Aisha Tyler. I can't believe they get away with such delightfully filthy language on F/X. Looking forward to episode #3.

Posted by: The Other Julie at January 22, 2010 12:00 PM

replica, that's terrible! Do the snow dance!

sansho1 agreed. That storyline needs to die but quick. It's cheesy and boring and so not 30 Rock.

Posted by: figgy at January 22, 2010 12:33 PM

"How Do You Say "Goodbye" in Guido? "

"Yo, it's been real, bro"

Posted by: Dr. Remulak at January 22, 2010 12:37 PM

Figgy, I have spent the last five years pulling my performance career out of the gutter after a horrible American Idol related experience that basically crippled all momentum I had out of high school (which was quite a lot) with horribly restrictive contracts and none of the career balancing TV time they could have given me. The last thing I need is drag myself into a pit of self tanner and live with a bunch of guidos banging a different chick each night. I can give you some sample dialog that would happen.

Guido1: Yo, Robert, you going out with us tonight?
Robert: I'd rather not. I'm behind on my reading and really want to get the climax of that short story right.
Guido2: What are you, a fag? You haven't brought a girl home the entire weekend we've been here.
Robert: I'm a good Catholic boy. I don't play that way.
Guido3: What, I'm not because I nailed a chick last night?
Fist connects with Robert's face. Robert out cold in a puddle of his own blood under an Italian flag.

And...scene.

Posted by: Robert at January 22, 2010 1:15 PM

Spoiler warning, DeadBessie, spoiler warning. Now that it is too late, however, come on Bones, why do you need to veer that far into totally lame story lines. I'm pretty easy, but pregnancy is just lame. If anyone knows how to effectively use birthcontrol it is Angela!

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Posted by: Brad at January 23, 2010 6:17 AM

hey raging cynics! I work at the Olympic Training Center in Colorado Springs...the overwhelmingly majority of our athletes are working their asses off to medal in sports like Judo or Biathlon where I promise you, there are no millions to be made. They are just kids with big dreams who somehow manage to unite the world for a couple of weeks every few years. I won't argue that there is commercialism involved in the Games and there are certainly enough big egos to go around. But you really do have to be seeing the world through pretty sad eyes not to find inspiration in the stories that come out of the Olympics. I head to Vancouver in three days and I can hardly sit still I'm so excited to be part of one of the last things in this fractured world that can bring people together, even if it's just for a minute.

Posted by: kc at January 23, 2010 2:36 PM





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