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8:00pm: "The Biggest Loser" on NBC
"Glee" on Fox
"NCIS" on CBS
"No Ordinary Family" on ABC
"Nova: Quest for Solomon's Minds" on PBS
9:00pm: "19 Kids and Counting" on TLC
"The Bad Girls Club: Reunion Part 2" on Oxygen. What better way to celebrate the holiday than watching a bunch of crazy bitches be crazy and bitchy to each other?
"Dancing With the Stars" on ABC. Two hour 11th season finale. Will Bristol win despite her questionable dancing skills? Do any of you really care?
"Dirty Jobs" on Discovery.
"Frontline" on PBS
"In Treatment" on HBO
"Millionaire Matchmaker" on Bravo
"NCIS: Los Angeles" on CBS
"Private Chefs of Beverly Hills" on Food Network
"Stargate Universe" on SyFy
"Raising Hope" on Fox
9:30pm: "Billy the Exterminator" on A&E
"In Treatment" on HBO
10:00pm: "16 and Pregnant" on MTV
"Auction Hunters" on Spike TV
"Auction Kings" on Discovery
"The Fashion Show" on Bravo
"Glory Daze" on TBS
"The Good Wife" on CBS
"Independent Lens: Deep Down" on PBS
"The Little Couple" on TLC
"Nick Swardson's Pretend Time" on Comedy Central. First season finale. How was this? I didn't watch it because the commercials seemed like a mixed bag at best.
"Parenthood" on NBC
"Parking Wars" on A&E. Fourth season finale.
"Running Russell Simmons" on Oxygen
"Sons of Anarchy" on FX
Late Night Listings
"The Late Show with David Letterman" on CBS featuring Jerry Seinfeld and Colin Firth
"The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" on NBC featuring Dwayne Johnson and Kevin Eubanks. I'm so happy "The Rock" is back in a movie I won't be embarrassed to get from Netflix. I don't think I mentioned that yet so I'm doing it now.
"Jimmy Kimmel Live" on ABC featuring Dominic Monaghan, the winner of "Dancing with the Stars", and Ke$ha
"The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson" on CBS featuring Mark Ruffalo, Kathryn Hahn, and Wendy Liebman
"Late Night with Jimmy Fallon" on NBC featuring Jessica Simpson, Gov. Chris Christie, and Regina Spektor
"Chelsea Lately" on E featuring Dane Cook, Jo Koy, Kevin Hart, and Ben Gleib
"Conan" on TBS featuring Christina Applegate, Patton Oswalt, and Maroon 5
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