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Maybe someone is jealous of one Olivia Munn aka HOTTEST piece of ass on TV.

I kinda feel that way about Mike Rowe. The dirtier the better, mmm...

Olivia Munn? Really..... I mean she's attractive but the hottest chick on tv?

There is a fantastic James May show airing here in Britain at the moment. He is trying to revive old toys like plasticine, Airfix models (little model planes and that), Mecanno, and Lego, and some other ones I think.

He's making large versions of things out of these toys, like he made a real Lego house out of 3 million bricks, and lived in it for a few days, and a life size Airfix model of a Spitfire.

Its probably the best thing on British TV at the moment, I highly suggest when/if it makes it America you check it out.

Another good thing about Olivia Munn is that her face is made of pulled taffy. And pulled taffy is delicious.

I am Mike Rowe's dirtiest job.

ZING!!! wait....

Maybe we should start having recaps about SYTYCD. Or I could just message DeadBessie myself and we can talk about it at length instead of taking over comments.
Thoughts? Do people besides me even watch it and like it?

i'd also like to get it pregnant.

but i reckon it'd have to be present for me to get it pregnant. i don't condone absentee pregnancy.

these two comments. FTW.

Daniel Hall, yes. Yes it is. I didn't know that anyone would recognize it, so kudos to you.

Intern Rusty:

I'd recognise a Morgan Procter quote anywhere. It's from one of my favourite episodes, too; How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back. Classic. "I am Bender. Please insert girder."

DO I WIN A PRIZE?!?!

DeadBessie,

Molly and Nathan:
"Danced" a Samba. It was the worst performance in SYTYCD history. Incredibly embarrassing, both the performance and the critiques. The judges let them off too easy and allowed their knowledge of Molly and Nathan's popularity cloud their judging. Made me question their integrity, especially after their overly harsh critiques of infinitely better routines.
As for their cuteness, Molly is so sweet it triggers my jaw-twinge reflex, but Nathan is a total douche and WAAAYYYY more narcissistic than Ryan. And he's an idiot. Besides, you know the producers are basically demanding that Ryan show some flesh, as they do with every male ballroom dancer.

Ashleigh:
Annoying as hell. I feel bad about her physical struggles as a youth, but the way she pulls and poses her face is maddening. And stop sucking in your fucking cheeks!!!!!!! It's like fingernails on a chalkboard.

My favorite dancer this season, hands down, is Russell. He dances with an incredible amount of joy; he's a natural; and he has endless amounts of talent and energy. And he's ridiculously likeable. Noelle and he did an Afro Jazz routine and blew the doors off. He is a serious darkhorse to win this year (unless the voters don't like him and he's in the bottom two against Nathan's untalented ass).

*tapped on the shoulder*

Yes? Oh, so I just leave my penis on the shelf over there? I don't think that's necess---really? Yes, you look serious. *shelves it* Okay, let's go shopping for shoes. *hangs head*

I was really disappointed with last night's performances. Since apparently the catchword of the night was "adorable," I think that's a clear signal that everything was subpar. Adorable is for kittens and big-eyed babies, not dancing. But they called the dancing adorable, the outfits adorable, the choreography adorable, and the girls were adorable. Of course. And as a side note, could they shut the fuck up about how hot the girls are? For once.
Kevin and Karen: Their Hustle was just kind of boring. I'm tired of the 70s dance styles in general.
Ashleigh and Jakob: Does Mandy Moore know that music was made after 1989? Last season she used a song by Richard Marx. RICHARD MARX! The choreography wasn't terrible, and they gave it enough energy to keep it interesting, but damn. It could have been better.
Pauline and Peter: Well, they did give a good performance. Something about Peter, though, I don't like him.
Kathryn and Legacy: I like Legacy, a lot. I like how hard he tries and his cheekbones last for days. He's cute and talented. Kathryn, eh. She's forgettable. The routine was good, though.
Channing and Victor: I was SO BORED during this routine. I just didn't give a flying shit at all. Bored, boring, uninspired, lame. Blah.
Ellenore and Ryan: Well, that was . . . huh. I would have killed to see Russel do this routine and do it right. The judges claimed that the dancers are too "nice" to pull off a Krump routine. But they didn't try hard enough, the movements weren't right. Not hard enough, not sharp enough, none of it was working. Nigel got it right when he talked about a core strength that every move works around.
Mollee and Nathan: God, that was so awful. It was just SO BAD. And yes, boo on the judges for not only confirming that their popularity will help keep them there, but basically telling voters that they should. But they're too immature and annoying, and should be gone.
Noelle and Russell: I didn't wet myself over this one as much as the judges did. Russell did well, and I love him to death. But did anyone notice that the frog movements looked a lot like krumping? I think that could be part of the reason he did so well. I was not impressed with Noelle. Her movements weren't sharp enough for the style---she was too fluid, her hands and feet were too pointed and she needed more tension overall.

And there is my long-ass comment. I like that the judges are giving more critique this season and less "Well you're so PRETTY!" But I was aghast when Nigel said that it was a shame Ellenore was all covered up. As if the female dancers need to be scantily clad to do well. Geez.