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Fuck Kate Gosselin.

There's a new episode of Little Midgets Big World and the Cake Mafia Boss season premiere on TLC.

Get with the program, you intern scum.

Nathan Fillion's face in that picture is priceless. Get better, Rusty! (And don't poke those bruises!)

MelBivDevoe, that's because dorky guys are often secretly attractive. Any man who can handle his "lightsaber" as adroitly as Fillion is in that picture is welcome to blow up my Death Star any day.

I don't know Craig, there's a few jokes about 2 meter exhaust shafts and nailing womp rats to be made.

DAMMIT. I meant So You Think You Can Dance! And I told myself to not get the two mixed up as I was writing the comment and I DID. Stupid dancing shows.

Pajiban Fillion comments always enthrall and frighten me. (For the record, I include my own comments in that evaluation.)

If Mr. Fillion ever gets wind of this group he will probably lock himself in his house and never come out.

And I.

Love.

you depraved and disturbing people.

Now please continue.

Nathan Fillion could:
Use the Force on me
Tell me he's my daddy
Dress me in a gold bikini
Jabba My Hut
Wookiee me
Jar Jar my Binks

Especially with that mustache. Yum.

*slips off pants*
That's no moon, baby. That's a space station.

What 'jibette wouldn't show Fillion where her rebel base is?

I've got your T-16 *RIGHT HERE*

Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?

You think a guy who would participate in a project that gives him the line "and by 'hammer', I mean my penis!" would be at all frightened by the likes of us?
Hell.
No.
He would probably crack his knuckles and jump right on in.
Preferably without pants.

No matter how impenetrable your Death Star is, my proton torpedo can get in.

esme:

You should totally hijack this thread and write witty posts that relate to the specific things you are trying to memorize. You KNOW you will remember them then, and this is the sort of geeky crowd that would probably get off on it.

Not me though, I have a hot date. And not with my *bunk* for once.
Seeyuh!

Oh, to see the Captain in his tight pants once more! Loved it! (sorry, not up on my Star Wars lingo enough to join this particular battle of wits)

Oh, and have a wonderful time on your date, Lindsey!
JakesAlterEgo, it's a fairly comprehensive survey of modern warfare -- we're looking at Napoleon through WWII, with the big strategists (Clausewitz, Kautilya, Sun Tzu, etc) thrown in for good measure.

esme,

I sure hope that's on EE this week. Well done. (If only it helps you on your test!)

Did anyone watch SYTYCD tonight and just kind of think, "Meh"?
I mean, aside from the hip hop routine, it was kind of bland. I like the fact that they're letting everyone showcase what they can do and get a taste of working together and with choreographers before any judging/voting happens. I'm sure the choreographers had a blast trying routines with more than just couples.
But damn. Mandy Moore is so boring. Tyce is annoying and predictable. And the tap routine could have been great, but it's obvious the show isn't used to having tappers because they don't know how to properly mike that kind of thing. All they could do was turn the music low. If only they could have gotten Savion Glover to helm that . . .
Robson's piece killed though, I'll give him that. That was damn pretty.

Nice nod to Generation Kill with Jon Huertas' costume at the end of Castle. And I thought I'd already gotten my treat at the beginning of the episode.

Rusty, the Redskins lost to the Detroit Lions (otherwise known as the "Hello Kitties"). If you want to talk about embarrassing, I would think that helping a team break a nineteen game loosing streak would be right up there. Ouch.

An even bigger embarrassment is that Detroit went right back to winless after beating the 'Skins, so in 22 games, now, Washington is the only team to lose to Detroit.
It's a depressing year to be a 'Skins fan.
*single tear*

myysharona (formerly Sharon)-yeah, I thought that too. At first I was glad they were letting you know the performers a little first; last season I felt like I didn't know anyone when they started and so I didn't care as much. I wandered away during Tyce's piece--they just seemed to be leaping around at random. Moore bores me too. Robson is awesome though, I always like his stuff.

I'm also not digging the new set. The old one seemed more intimate and friendly, like a big party, and now it just feels like the dancers are really far away, and the audience is too huge, and the lighting is too harsh (or not harsh enough--a lot of dancers disappeared into the dark during Robson's piece), and the giant screen behind the stage that they're using to project images completely detracts from the dancers' performances. The dancing is interesting enough, I don't need distracting shots of moving traffic in the background. Bigger is not always better, folks.

And Mary, hon, I love you, your energy is great, but for God's sake, STOP SCREAMING. I'm not just talking about the "woo-hoo" screaming when you're really thrilled with a piece, I'm talking about your normal volume. That microphone they give you before the show? That amplifies your voice so you don't have to project for a crowd of 3000. Use it, babe, give your voice a rest.

I'm also sick of all the attention they're giving to the MARRIED couple. Why is it so spectacular that they're married? I watch the show strictly for the dancing, I don't need or want to see these two snuggling and holding hands and making out backstage every ten minutes. Gag. I can't wait until one gets voted out.

God, myysharona, I forgot all about that Paula Abdul thing. I think my brain completely excised it from memory to protect me from the horror of such an idea.

Frankly, whenever the ultra-special-'cause-they're-married people showed up, I tuned out. But I was in the back bedroom and I could freakin' hear that chick's possessiveness. I also heard the choreographer say, "I didn't realize we had a married couple," like IT MAKES A FUCKING DIFFERENCE. This is what I hate, when the focus is taken off the dancing part. Other contestants have been married too, just not to other contestants, and I find anyone's marital status to be the least interesting thing about them.

Maybe I'm just annoyed because I feel like the producers thought a married couple on the show was such an awesome idea that they actively chose them for that alone, and not based on their dancing abilities. Ashley (?) seemed to be picked only because someone else turned down the spot and the judges were too lazy to evaluate all the girls again and just took who was left.

I can't imagine Mia left for good; she was part of the judging this season, after all, and the audience goes nuts for her. Just don't bring back those Russian folk-dancing people, that's all I ask.

Hey, that's Nathan's Jedi Chef photo! Cool.

Also, Castle cracked me UP this week. 'Shouldn't you move on?' Priceless.