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The Naughty Kitchen?

Pajiba After Dark / Dustin Rowles

Miscellaneous | October 13, 2009 | Comments (42)

Is it Tuesday? Already. Jeezum fucking Crow. I hate Tuesday nights. Given the dearth of television options, a PAD hardly seems necessary tonight. But I’m all about the routine.

8:00

— “30 for 30: The Band that Wouldn’t Die” on ESPN is Barry Levinson’s entry into the sports documentary series. It’s a look at how the Baltimore Colts left for Indianapolis, leaving a loyal fanbase hurting and coping with the loss of its beloved NFL team (sorry, Baltimore. But I do love the Indy Colts).

— “Behind the Music” on VH1 has its season finale, taking a look at the life of 50 Cent.

— “Biggest Loser” on NBC.

— “NCIS” on CBS.

9:00

— “Dirty Jobs” on Discovery.

— “Dancing with the Stars” on ABC. Is Donny Osmond on this season?

— “The Hip Hop Honors” on VH1.

9:30

— Just for Skitz, “Weird, True, and Freaky” on Animal Planet takes a look at albinos.

10:00

— “The Good Wife” on CBS. Dig this show. Dig Josh Charles.

— “The Forgotten” on ABC. Jesus, why is this show still on?

— “The Naughty Kitchen with Chef Blythe Beck” on Oxygen. No offense, but if you’re going to name your show “The Naughty Kitchen,” you might want a better chef than Blythe Beck:

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— “Parking Wars” on A&E. And yeah — it’s just what the title suggests: A reality show that centers around ticket dicks, here set in Philly.

— “Sherri” on Lifetime. Because what Sherri Shepard needs is a sitcom.


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Comments

Aside from Dirty Jobs, which is awesome and has the handsome and broad-chested Mike Rowe on it, there is nothing on. I think I'll watch Let the Right One In so I can be all discussion ready and stuff.

Posted by: Pinky McLadybits at October 13, 2009 7:05 PM

Boo-urns, Dustin. The only really good thing on Tuesdays, and you give it no notice? Sons of Anarchy, baby. Have you seen Rollins on this show? He's fucking terrifying! And the shrink from The West Wing, and Leela! It's really good. Everyone should watch it.

Posted by: Marra at October 13, 2009 7:10 PM

tuesday tv sucks

Posted by: christian at October 13, 2009 7:13 PM

tuesday tv sucks, thank god for DVR

Posted by: christian at October 13, 2009 7:15 PM

I miss the daily comment diversions.

Posted by: superasente at October 13, 2009 7:17 PM

mmm rollins.

Posted by: gp at October 13, 2009 7:18 PM

You know, a lot of people are inclined to think that a fat chef is more likely to be better than a skinny chef. But I think the opposite.

A skinny chef has a discerning pallet, whereas a fat chef will wolf down any fucking piece of fat he can get his fat hands on. And he probably can't resist taking small bites of my food before he serves it to me. Fat asshole.

Posted by: L.O.V.E. at October 13, 2009 7:32 PM

I'm going to spend my time on this thread tonight bitching about Time Warner Cable, who decided to switch all their channels around last night, thereby completing fucking anyone with a DVR (or VCR, for that matter) that records shows by channel. So I get to spend tonight reentering all my Tivo Season Passes.

But first, I have to connect to the Tivo mothership to upload all the new channels into my DVRs memory. 40 minutes and it's 70% done! At this rate, I'll be done with my little task around Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Three-nineteen at October 13, 2009 7:37 PM

fat personal trainers are worse.

Posted by: gp at October 13, 2009 7:38 PM

I believe it's called "The Naughty Kitchen" because she uses "naughty" ingredients like butter, sugar, and chocolate. I think she's perfect. And probably a damn good chef.

Posted by: Alexandra at October 13, 2009 7:49 PM

I want you to live blog "The Biggest Loser". No, go ahead. I'll wait. It is two mother frickin hours long. Did you know that? But you have time for that, right? Nothing else to do. Just killing time. They could boil this show down to about a half hour but they insist on stretching it out to places where it doesn't need to go.

So, NBC's Tuesday night consists of "The Biggest Loser" and Leno.

Fuck YOU NBC.

Posted by: greer at October 13, 2009 7:53 PM

gp, I don't understand going to the gym and paying some fatty in a Bally's Shirt, who looks like he has never picked up a barbell, to tell you how many sit-ups to do and then marking it down on a clip board.

I want to be trained by a 37-year-old mother of three hopped up on ritalin with washboard abs, short-hair, sporting a camel toe revealing outfit, who puts girls half her age to shame.

I want to be trained by circa-1979 Arnold Scdwartzindickers twin brother.

What I don't want is Patton Oswalt in sweats and a tank top stretching me out and telling me with five months of personal training at $50 a pop I can look just like him.

Posted by: L.O.V.E. at October 13, 2009 7:56 PM

I don't understand why there's so much Karl Lagerfeld hate in the other thread because he made a crack about curvy women, but it's okay for Dustin to say that there should be a better "Naughty" chef than Blythe Beck. Fat people can't be naughty? I'm not skinny, but I manage to get laid on a regular basis, and I'm a bad, bad girl.

Posted by: Alexandra at October 13, 2009 7:57 PM

Oh NOES!!! A fat woman on TV who isn't dieting or crying because she's unloved? Whatever will we do!?

Cause, you know, fat jokes are totally edgy and original.

Posted by: Catnik at October 13, 2009 8:01 PM

I'm not sure if this is the right forum, but seen as there is nothing on tonight worth talking about...

Does anyone know WTF is going on with Chuck?!?!?! The season 3 premier or the season 2 dvd release? Last I heard was that season 3 won't be starting until March then I read this -

http://ausiellofiles.ew.com/2009/10/09/exclusive-nbc-may-move-up-chuck-launch/

And I still can't find anything on the DVD release date!

Is there anyone out there in Pajibaland that knows???

Posted by: sammers at October 13, 2009 8:05 PM

94% done!

Posted by: Three-nineteen at October 13, 2009 8:10 PM

Hang tough, guy. You're almost there!

Posted by: Marra at October 13, 2009 8:29 PM

Fuck all the mean comments about fat people on this site lately. I'm fucking skinny and they offend me so I can imagine how alienated they're making overweight people feel. This place is supposed to make people feel stupid, not ugly.

Posted by: becks at October 13, 2009 8:35 PM

I'm at work right now, after setting the teevee schedule for the clientele. With the channel and content locks in place, practically the only thing worth putting on for them is Dirty Jobs and America's Funniest Videos.

Yay! Rolling around in feces, followed by Crotch Punch Playhouse!

Posted by: The Wanderer at October 13, 2009 8:40 PM

This place is supposed to make people feel stupid, not ugly.


i suddenly found myself making this goofy mouth-breathe-ing-ly huffy laugh at that.
because, you know.
(shame)

Posted by: gp at October 13, 2009 8:46 PM

Me too gps.

Posted by: Cindy at October 13, 2009 8:54 PM

Is okay to skip the Naughty Chef not because she's fat but because she's ugly?

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at October 13, 2009 9:00 PM

America's Funniest Home Videos has an animal special on (don't ask how I know that), so it'll be about 75% less crotch punching and about 60% more biting.

In other news, connecting to the Tivo service didn't change my channel lineup to the new one, so I'm on the phone with customer service. While paging through the menu settings, my Tivo decided to reboot, so we have to wait 10 minutes before I can get back to the correct screen.

Elapsed time of customer service call so far: 17 minutes

Elapsed time trying to complete season pass channel update: 61 minutes

Posted by: Three-nineteen at October 13, 2009 9:02 PM

Oh, I'm sory. I didn't realize every fucking class of people, every ideology, and every thing held dear to someone's heart is open for ridicule on this site, except for the fatty fats of the world. I must have missed that Amendement to the Constitution.

Please let me apologize profusely.

First, I want to apolo... Hey! Look! A giant plate of donuts! Right over there!
(runs, no strolls, slowly in opposite direction)

Posted by: L.O.V.E. at October 13, 2009 9:10 PM

OK, the nice Tivo service guy fixed my channel problem, but now I have to connect to the Tivo mothership again to acquire all the new channel information. Another 45-70 minute wait.

Total time of customer service call: 28 minutes

Elapsed time trying to complete season pass channel update: 82 minutes

Percent complete: 0

Posted by: Three-nineteen at October 13, 2009 9:25 PM

Is okay to skip the Naughty Chef not because she's fat but because she's ugly?

No, but if she's as dumb as me you're good.

Posted by: Cindy at October 13, 2009 9:31 PM

aw, cindy, nobody's that dumb.

HA!
*pulls your pigtail*

Posted by: gp at October 13, 2009 9:34 PM

Bless you, Dustin. I love me some Indy Colts too.

Posted by: bonnie at October 13, 2009 9:38 PM

Douché! Touché!

Posted by: Cindy at October 13, 2009 9:39 PM

L.O.V.E. >> I don't think your logic necessarily follows there. You're assuming that wolfing is going on without appreciating the flavor intake, but that's not necessarily true. Additionally, it would seem to me that a chef who eats more is more likely to have sampled a wider variety of foods, and thus potentially knows more from experience what different preparations and combinations of ingredients produce.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at October 13, 2009 9:54 PM

Have you seen Mario Batali? He loves cooking and he loves eating and it shows. And I love him. I don't trust skinny bitches who are chefs. They probably never eat anything that they cook, or they cook spinach boiled in salted water to stay that skinny. Screw that, man. The two best tv chefs were The Two Fat Ladies, for crying out loud.

I mean, I don't really care about this debate. This place makes fun of everything. But I trust a chef who looks like they actually enjoy eating.

Posted by: figgy at October 13, 2009 9:58 PM

"But I trust a chef who looks like they actually enjoy eating."

Anthony Bourdain looks like he enjoys eating...

What?

I meant food. I did.

Posted by: greer at October 13, 2009 10:20 PM

Well, well, well. Tivo is smart enough that it followed the channels. It says that it's recording channel 512, when it is actually recording channel 1012. So I don't have to change anything. Tivo rules, Time Warner drools. Doing almost nothing took me 2 hours and 19 minutes.

Are we done arguing about fat people yet?

Posted by: Three-nineteen at October 13, 2009 10:24 PM

I don't trust skinny bitches who are chefs.

Words to live by.

Sons of Anarchy is the only reason to turn the TV on tonight.
Except I love when fat gals are on TV time as something other then the joke or a lame loser so I guess I'll have to check out Blythe Beck at some point.

Posted by: Jules at October 13, 2009 10:25 PM

Figgy, thanks for reminding me of The Two Fat Ladies. They were superb; over-weight, smokin', drinkin' nail-polish wearin', oddly dressed chefs!
Hang in there 3-19 ..

Posted by: Boonie at October 13, 2009 10:26 PM

By the way to whoever asked, Wikipedia says that the 2nd season of Chuck will be available in Feb 2010 in the USA (it was announced at Comic Con), but is already out in the UK.

Posted by: Three-nineteen at October 13, 2009 11:02 PM

Is okay to skip the Naughty Chef not because she's fat but because she's ugly?

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at October 13, 2009 9:00 PM
---
Heh. Word. I was in the grocery store today and Khloe Kardashian was on the cover of a magazine next to the headline: Don't call me fat!

I thought: OK, ugly.

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Posted by: ALICE33 at October 14, 2009 4:51 AM

Sons of Anarchy is missing - the show fets better and better every week

Posted by: Breiti at October 14, 2009 5:24 AM

By the way to whoever asked, Wikipedia says that the 2nd season of Chuck will be available in Feb 2010 in the USA (it was announced at Comic Con), but is already out in the UK.

Posted by: Three-nineteen at October 13, 2009 11:02 PM
*****
Thanks Three-nineteen

Posted by: sammers at October 14, 2009 9:23 AM

What little I've seen of Sons of Anarchy does indicate that yes, it does indeed blow the doors off of Tuesday nights. Where else do you see Peg Bundy and Hellboy kick all sorts of pseudo Shakesperean ass?

Ok, besides getting drunk and flipping through my home DVD collection, as I'm want to do.

Posted by: Doctor Controversy at October 14, 2009 11:11 AM

Dear Dustin and bonnie,

You are both dead to me now.

Ever so sincerely,
tamatha

Posted by: tamatha at October 14, 2009 12:43 PM





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