Pajiba After Dark 10/12/09

Eff the Phillies

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Miscellaneous | Comments (20)

Here are your Columbus Day offerings:

6:00

— Game Four of the Phillies vs. Rockies series on TBS. Fuck the Phillies — the only team in the wild-card round that hasn’t been able to sweep. Look for them to finish off the Rockies with Cliff Lee tonight.

8:00

— “How I Met Your Mother” on CBS. I appreciate how much mileage they are getting out of the Barney/Robin relationship, and how they’ve sort of made Ted the show’s second fiddle, which is at it should be.

— “Heroes” on NBC.

— “Dancing with the Stars” on ABC.

— “House” on Fox.

— “Little People, Big World” has its sixth season premiere on TLC.

— “Dolphins vs. Jets” on ESPN. I think the Jets are a bit of a paper tiger. Look for the Dolphins to get the upset, 17-10.

9:00

— “Trauma” on NBC. If the ratings aren’t solid, expect a cancellation announcement later this week.

— “Lie to Me” on Fox.

9:30

— “Big Bang Theory” on CBS.

10:00

— “Gone too Far,” the DJ AM eight-part documentary series begins tonight. I know that DJ AM is dead, but honestly, I have no idea who he is.

— “The Rachel Zoe Project,” whatever that is, has its season finale on Bravo!

— “Castle” on CBS.

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Whatever happened to the linkie thingy that enables one to go from page to page on the site?

Posted by: The Wanderer at October 12, 2009 7:12 PM

FUCK THE PHILLIES, WHAT!!! heck fuck ALL of PA.

My night belongs to the midget show.

Oops,sorry, little dwarfs.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at October 12, 2009 7:16 PM

Castle is on ABC. CBS has CSI:David Caruso is 100% Ham, but that Eddie Cibrian is hot, hot hot! Show on at 10pm.

But I gives Filion the love over Eddie.

Posted by: lil_a at October 12, 2009 7:22 PM

Haterade makes your breath smell like pee, Rowles.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at October 12, 2009 7:38 PM

Good luck, Phillies! Beat the Rockies so that we can have you here in LA where we will stomp on your faces with our ossomness!!

GO, DODGERS!!

Posted by: Jelinas at October 12, 2009 8:01 PM

Holla! The link I sent Stacey must have reached you in regards to the DJ AM show.

IRONIC eh?

(he's dead but they are showing how he is saving the lives of addicts by intervening--he DIED from a drug overdose himself)

Posted by: grace b at October 12, 2009 8:04 PM

Castle's on ABC

Posted by: Doric at October 12, 2009 8:31 PM

I cannot stop laughing at that header pic. Thank you, Rowles.

And BSlim, all of PA? What did we ever do to you, besides give you goodness like Yuengling and TastyKakes!

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at October 12, 2009 8:50 PM

Thats what I'm wondering The Wanderer, I used that all the time, its how I could quickly easily catch up on the site, and since its chronological, follow some commenting threads without being too far out of it.

Posted by: e at October 12, 2009 10:20 PM

"The Racheal Zoe Project" in 10 seconds:

Rachel Zoe: Oh, my God, we have to pull clothes for this shoot in five minutes and I have nothing in my entire studio filled with about a bazillion outfits and a gazillion shoes.

White haired complain-y chick: I quit because I am not the star of this show, even though I am only 26 years old and spend most of my time at work on the phone complaining about work.

Tall gay assistant in plaid pants: Its okay, I will do something ridiculously and stereotypically gay so everyone forgets about why there are problems.

Rachel Zoe: Thanks to Gay Assistant's ridiculous reinforcement of gay stereotypes, I remembered I am Rachel Zoe and I can walk out of any store I want with tens of thousands of dollars of merchandise without paying a thing because my life is bananas.

White haired complain-y chick: And I just realized I don't quit because if I did I would become completely irrelevant in about two seconds.

Tall gay assistant in plaid pants: And I just realized I could be MORE ridiculously, stereotypically gay if I squeezed my legs into short shorts.

Racheal Zoe: It is so amazing we all learned something...I DIE!

END SCENE

Your welcome , Dustin.

Posted by: NotesOnMyBathroomMirror at October 12, 2009 10:25 PM

Nobody* ever says "Fuck West Virginia!"

And that makes me kinda sad.

* -- except West Virginians

Posted by: , (TCFKAB) at October 12, 2009 11:29 PM

Whatever happened to the linkie thingy that enables one to go from page to page on the site?

Posted by: The Wanderer at October 12, 2009 7:12 PM
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I'm sure it's our fault, we weren't looking at enough ads and buying enough crap we can't afford/don't need, so now we have to go back to the home page and shop between every post.

Posted by: , (TCFKAB) at October 12, 2009 11:31 PM

If Haterade is pee flavored, and Manuel Aristedes Ramirez takes ten injections a week, and Jim Thome takes seven, what does Manny's breath smell like?

A: Horse balls. Ritalin. Gummy Vitamins.

Thank You, class.

Posted by: Stacy D at October 13, 2009 12:48 AM

Yay Jelinas! Go Dodgers, indeed! That is all.

Posted by: Laura at October 13, 2009 1:54 AM

http://deadspin.com/5313572/dear-pixar-stop-making-me-cry-like-a-bitch

Posted by: fourkings at October 13, 2009 2:23 AM

HA! I can't wait to see Russel Martin crying like the little bitch he is.

Phils in 6. That is all.

Posted by: PissBoy at October 13, 2009 10:25 AM

Wanderer, e, comma bracket etc,

I've been complaining about the lack of linkiness for two days! Well ok, I only posted about it twice, but it's been bothering me for two days.
I wants it back.

Posted by: Tarn at October 13, 2009 11:16 AM

WHAT do you have against A&E, my friend? What?

HENH?

Ok it was all re-runs on Misery Night last night, but still. Misery and redemption are ALWAYS yummy. 'Specially on a Monday.

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at October 13, 2009 11:30 AM

AHAHAHA!!! fourkings, you just made my day!! It's about time someone called out Pixar as the sociopaths they are. ;)

Posted by: Jelinas at October 13, 2009 2:46 PM

Dustin, you totally jinxed the Barney/Robin thing. As soon as you point out it hadn't quite gotten old yet, this week's episode happens.

Posted by: trippdup at October 13, 2009 8:46 PM

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