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South Park and Gay Marriage

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Miscellaneous | Comments (51)



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Just as we begin to settle into the new Fall Season, those damn MLB playoffs have come along to interrupt the flow. Fortunately, for those who don’t like baseball — or at least those who don’t like any of the playoff teams, like myself (oh, and fuck the Phillies!) — your primetime schedule won’t be disturbed, at least until the next Championship Series (which I do believe will be on Fox, wrenching up your enjoyment of “Glee.”)

But how about those Twins? 163-game season. Too bad they won’t see a fourth game in the postseason. Sorry, Twin Cities.

Here are the highlights:

8:00

— “America’s Top Model” on The CW. Well, it’s not one of my highlights, but I’m sure it’s somebody’s.

— “I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant” on TLC. I just really like the titles for the TLC docs.

— “So You Think You Can Dance” or: The dance show that’s not as embarrassingly awful as that other one.

8:30

— “The Middle” on ABC. Please let the second episode be good. Or let an anvil land on Patricia Heaton. Either/or, really.

9:00

— “Criminal Minds” on CBS. Why not.

— “Glee” on Fox. Funny story: Out here in Maine, there’s a referendum vote on November 3 to overturn the recently enacted law recognizing same-sex marriages. So, of course, we’re being completely inundated with ads from both sides of the issue. The anti-gay marriage ads, however, are particularly appalling — they’re not focusing on the gay marriage questions as much as they are arguing that, if gay marriage is allowed to happen in Maine, the students in our schools will have a homosexual agenda pushed onto them. It’s a fairly slimy tact. Here’s one of the more benign (but still gross) ads:

The funny thing is, they were running these ads last week during an episode of “Glee,” which has got to be the dumbest move ever. I don’t want to stereotype here, but let’s face it: “Glee” is a very gay-friendly show. You run those ads during “Glee,” and you’re going to piss off the gay-friendly crowd enough to, hopefully, mobilize us en masse on November 3.

We’ll see. Right now, polls are at 48 percent against gay marriage (that’d be mostly northern rural Maine) and 46 percent for gay marriage (that’s us, in the South, where we’re basically an extension of Massachusetts).

Back to the highlights.

— “Modern Family” on ABC. Yup. Second episode was just as good as the first.

— “Law and Order: SVU” on NBC. This is pretty much the only “L&O” with any ratings power left, and it’s quickly diminishing. I wouldn’t expect to see any of the three “L&Os” back next year.

9:30

— “Cougar Town” on ABC. Still not a great show, but definitely watchable.

10:00

— “CSI: NY” on CBS.

— “Eastwick” on ABC.

— “South Park” has its 13th season premiere on Comedy Central.

— “Top Chef” on Bravo. Tonight, it is a new episode.

10:30

— “Secret Girlfriend” debuts on Comedy Central. Not heard much about it, but this is from the press release: “It’s an up-close and very sexy look into the wild life of a single guy and his hard-partying friends as they balance life’s greatest necessities: getting laid, getting drunk and getting famous on the Internet.”









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Comments

I will be watching the Twins and the Yankees.

Posted by: Amy at October 7, 2009 7:04 PM

still 3 hours til southpark!

oh, space-time continuium, why do you continually ass-rape me so?

Posted by: gp at October 7, 2009 7:11 PM

You know what really gets to me? The TRADITIONAL family thing.

1) People who believe that anything in culture is traditional and has been done exactly the same way ad infinitum is dreaming. 'Tradition' is what people perceive it it to be. In real life, things change and many 'traditional' things which people do today are vastly different than they were done 100 years ago.

2) What's wrong with starting a new tradition? For traditions to come into place they have to be introduced first don't they? Why are so many people hung up on the past as if it was excellent. Do we go back to slavery because it was traditional?

The arguments against gay marriage are so weak i could write all night about this but I'm going to stick to the tradition thing for now and see how the discussion develops here.

Posted by: barf at October 7, 2009 7:14 PM

Ughhhh, I live in Maine too and I've seen those ads. They make me cringe. That's probably the most ridiculous argument I've heard against gay marriage yet.

Posted by: brabble at October 7, 2009 7:16 PM

Watching "Trick 'R Treat". Also need to write a book review for "The Chinatown Death Cloud Peril", which was freaking great by the way. TV on Wednesdays interest me little. But I may DVR "Modern Family", keep hearing good things.

Posted by: TylerDFC at October 7, 2009 7:50 PM

i think i did that maine guy in a truckstop bathroom once.

what? HE started it!

Posted by: gp at October 7, 2009 7:51 PM

Because the space-time continuium knows you enjoy it, gp

Posted by: admin at October 7, 2009 7:52 PM

i wasn't complaining. it's wednesday. i thought my positive spin was more easily read.

Posted by: gp at October 7, 2009 8:00 PM

"'Top Chef' on Bravo. Tonight, it is a new episode."

You better be right. You lie to us again and I will shove a Ryan Reynolds/Green Lantern action figure up yo... I'll start a "Cancel Glee" referendum.

Posted by: L.O.V.E. at October 7, 2009 8:00 PM

Just gonna add: Go Dodgers!

That is all.

Posted by: Fredo at October 7, 2009 8:09 PM

Yeah, brabble, those anti-gay marrige ads are fucking ridiculous, but they sure did the trick here in California. And Dustin, we were about 52% in favor of gay marriage just two months before the election. Then the Mormon church really stepped up their funding and inundated us with the same ads you're getting now. I hope you guys have a better outcome than we did.

Posted by: ariadne at October 7, 2009 8:10 PM

In the ad against gay marriage, there's a shadow on the upper lip of the woman in the background that kind of makes her look like Hitler.

By the way, I'll soon be bringing my gay agenda to a school near you, so come on by and say hello!! We've got balloons for the kiddies and beer for the parents.

Posted by: myysharona (formerly Sharon) at October 7, 2009 8:23 PM

Man alive, Modern Family is hilarious!! I love that Pajiba compared it to Arrested Development -- I got the exact same feel from it!!

So far, my biggest laugh of the season was: "You're really strong, holmes."

If you have no idea what I'm talking about, you've gotta check out the show!!! Funniest new comedy since 30 Rock.

And, Fredo: Go, Dodgers!!

*Tries to start a wave but realizes that she's alone in the office except for the 70-year-old Korean accountant lady and sits back down with a sigh*

Posted by: Jelinas at October 7, 2009 8:23 PM

I'm so sick of anti-gay people and groups, I really can't think of anything to say except "fuck off". My husband's guncles are two of my favorite people in the world. They are our extra set of grandparents. They just got married in Massachusetts this year, after being together for 50 years.

Posted by: Cindy at October 7, 2009 8:49 PM

By the way, I'll soon be bringing my gay agenda to a school near you, so come on by and say hello!! We've got balloons for the kiddies and beer for the parents.


Do I have to wear the chaps? Cause I'll wear the chaps.

Posted by: admin at October 7, 2009 9:02 PM

We want pictures, admin.

Posted by: Cindy at October 7, 2009 9:08 PM

I think you're nuts if you think they're canceling Law and Order. To quote Jimmy, "I mean, come on."

Modern Family is great but I'm not liking The Middle. Glee's my favorite new show. I hope this is a good season of South Park. I find seasons of that show are either entirely awesome or entirely boring. There's very little middle ground.

Posted by: becks at October 7, 2009 9:18 PM

I find seasons of that show are either entirely awesome or entirely boring. There's very little middle ground.

(i'm not hearing this)

Posted by: gp at October 7, 2009 9:24 PM

omg! poor ike.

Posted by: gp at October 7, 2009 10:05 PM

Good lord is there anyone more awesome than Jane Lynch? I love every single thing she ever says on Glee. SO MUCH.

Posted by: figgy at October 7, 2009 10:09 PM

oy vey, always with the glee.

Posted by: gp at October 7, 2009 10:10 PM

Hey! I'll sic Jane Lynch on you, you heathen.

Posted by: figgy at October 7, 2009 10:13 PM

Giving basic civil rights to gay people, thus affirming their status as full members of society, or robbing admin of an excuse to wear his goddamn chaps. I know what my answer should be here . . .

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at October 7, 2009 10:24 PM

Oh God, South Park...wetting yourself and DJ AM and child pageants? I don't know if I can go were you are going...I'm from the Midwest.

Posted by: NotesOnMyBathroomMirror at October 7, 2009 10:25 PM

and michael jackson is INSIDE a child.

Posted by: gp at October 7, 2009 10:26 PM

OK hang on a second. I just watched a teaser from Where the Wild Things Are and...is one of those things voiced by JAMES GANDOLFINI? I'm not sure how I feel about that. No, wait, I'm terrified. Like that huge hulking furry thing is about to tell me he's gonna break my kneecaps.

Posted by: figgy at October 7, 2009 10:32 PM

figgettaaboudit. (see what I did there?)

gp, Canada doesn't get the new episodes till Friday so kindly shut the fuck up! Or else I'll shut you up. Yes I'll bring the chaps.

@Tracer: Hater.

Posted by: admin at October 7, 2009 10:37 PM

I'm ten minutes into Secret Girlfriend, and so far it's the most mysoginistic show I've ever seen. At least The Man Show made fun of me AND made women into sex objects. Seriously. This dude (apparently, it's you, which is a clever concept I suppose but not entirely effective) is on a date with this cute girl, and all they showed was the start of the date and the end when the girl stopped herself from sleeping with him. No buildup, no subtext, no fucking relationship development. Awful. Simply fucking awful. God this is bullshit. It keeps getting worse.

Oh, commercial break, thank you Jesus.

Posted by: Christian H. at October 7, 2009 10:41 PM

oh sorry, i forgot i needed to add spoilers for those who live in THE EFFIN BOONIES.

and yes, secret girlfriend Really Sux. you can just stop watching it now. great idea, lousy execution.

Posted by: gp at October 7, 2009 10:47 PM

Holy shit...what TV exec got caught with a dead hooker and blackmailed into green lighting this "Secret Girlfriend" shit. After laughing my ass off at Southpark, I couldn't get through 10 minutes. Its a perfect shit storm. The nausea inducing camera work of "Cloverfield", god awful sexist humor...actually I can't even say it was humor... It was like if the "Girls Gone Wild" people tried to do a first person shooter/buddy sitcom or some shit. Fucking Christ, this is worse than a snuff film.

Posted by: Diablo at October 7, 2009 11:06 PM

As much as I love Glee, I'm going to have to pass it up tonight for my Cards. Come on Carpenter! Get your shit together!!!!!!!!

If I get another text from another fucking cubs fan there will be a slap fight in my future.

Posted by: Austin asking for trouble at October 7, 2009 11:39 PM

Those were the same kind of ads they were running in California. And they won, as we all know. I hope you Mainers have a different result.

By the way, I apologize, but this is one of my English language pet peeves: it's "tack," not "tact."

Posted by: DarthCorleone at October 7, 2009 11:40 PM

@ admin: I got two words for you, buddy: Ass. Mohawk.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at October 7, 2009 11:51 PM

They will never cancel Law and Order, it requires no effort to back, and always generates some revenue. They'll keep that mother around until the main plot points are "who stole Christopher Meloni's heart medication?"

Posted by: George at October 8, 2009 12:13 AM

So, I finally watched "Modern Family." Nope. Of course, I didn't care for "Arrested Development" either, so maybe this just isn't my type of comedy.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at October 8, 2009 12:25 AM

re: brabble,

I thought no one other than DR and Stephen King lived in Maine.

Posted by: Justin at October 8, 2009 1:45 AM

Jane Lynch was so gooood on Glee last night, yes she is always good, yes I already love her dearly but "mentally ill ginger pixie with eyes like a bushbaby," that line was just amazing.

South Park was TOP NOTCH tonight. Everything about that episode was perfect. Poor Ike. Think all this summer's dead celebrities meet the 6th Sense, then throw in the fucking Ghost Hunters and child pageantry shows. It hit every note. "That's ignorant." LOL...perfect.

Posted by: Mebe at October 8, 2009 3:19 AM

"46 percent for gay marriage (that’s us, in the South, where we’re basically an extension of Massachusetts)"

Yeah, because Boston is a paragon to tolerance and understanding. Their restaurants serve brunches with an rolled up napkin containing a blackjack and a gay man's address. Just say that southern Maine is a progressive place and leave it at that.

Posted by: Kballs at October 8, 2009 7:50 AM

I stumbled on that Sercret Girlfriend business for about ten minutes and stared at it with my mouth open.

Like most of the show's target demographic, but in my case I was stunned, not just than breathing through my mouth.

Show is essentially two visibly sweaty, assumably smelly out-of-shape loser dudes "dating" hot chicks way out of their leagues. Dear Godz of TV Land- in the real world even Insane Hot Chicks date Ugly Guys who Wash and Have Careers.

*There is some sort of Vague Jack Black Corollary there, but once the general public looks at that Badger Mug too many times even its' privileges can be suddenly revoked.

Horrible.

P.S. I would totally do CC Sabathia.

Posted by: Stacy D at October 8, 2009 10:04 AM

Mebe, that line just about killed me too. As someone above said, every line she says is wonderful, but that one transcended into astonishing and ecstatic.

Posted by: Drake at October 8, 2009 11:20 AM

Tracer, You're not alone.

Of course, it could be that I was just sick as shit, which is the reason I was at home to watch "Modern Family" instead of being at work, but I don't think I laughed once.

It could also be that I just didn't find it that funny, despite one clever bit.

Posted by: , (TCFKAB) at October 8, 2009 11:21 AM

Justin- well now you know the truth: it's just me, Dustin, and Stephen King here. We have picnics every Friday.

Posted by: brabble at October 8, 2009 11:33 AM

"oh, and fuck the Phillies!" - no no rowles, fuck you. can't deal with the champs, huh? prove yourself to be a bigger wanker by the day. The wife has us considering moving to maine... but if you are it's shining example of meh, i'll have to fight it off.

Posted by: Todd at October 8, 2009 11:35 AM

Has anyone seen Destination Truth? The guy sounds like Kermit the Frog. Worth watching just to hear Kermit talk about aliens.

Posted by: the6girl at October 8, 2009 11:41 AM

Alright Todd, this isn't your fantasy baseball league. Enough trash talk.

Posted by: becks at October 8, 2009 2:36 PM

Still kinda heartbroken that Ryan didn't make the cut on SYTYCD. Dude, you almost made top 20 last year, what happened? Now you can't dance ballroom without looking like someone jammed a flagpole up your ass?

I liked Jane's line in Glee: "And here I am about to turn 30." Had me on the floor for some reason. Maybe because earlier in the day my boss was discussing data at a meeting and mentioned that one subject was 39, so, you know, "she's not young," at which point me and my late-thirties co-worker began clearing our throats and glaring, and it was hysterical to watch him try to dig his way out of that hole. "So, you know, as she moves chronologically through time..."

Posted by: DeadBessie at October 8, 2009 3:15 PM

well becks, i didn't start it you know. nancyboy rowles did... the same guy who cried when letterman got laid. Where's Julie and that Seth when i need them most?

Posted by: Todd at October 8, 2009 3:44 PM

Shit, i cried about the Letterman thing too. Maybe Dustin and I are both pretty lame. Ignore what I said. Carry on with your trash talk.

Posted by: becks at October 8, 2009 3:47 PM

Days late but I'm with DeadBessie. What happened to Ryan?!!? I loooved him and his audition and I was so disappointed to see him suddenly sucking something awful.
Nigel made a good point, maybe he was in the audience too much last season cheering on Evan and not dancing. It showed.

Posted by: myysharona (formerly Sharon) at October 11, 2009 4:03 PM

Hi, I just wanted to let you all know that there is a project being conducted at Harvard trying to compile the most effective arguments for and against Wikileaks. I think it's a brilliant idea and would be an interesting read for many of you. http://www.voteonwikileaks.com

Posted by: A Wikileaks Supporter at December 17, 2010 6:57 AM

The media is brainwashing us, the government doesnt want us to know the dirty deeds they are doing. Of course they want to punish wikileaks.

Posted by: Nathaniel Panico at January 5, 2011 4:14 PM


















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