Pajiba

As a straight male, I have to say Matt Bomer is inhumanly beautiful. I can understand why women and gay guys might dig the others even if I think Charming Potato has a blocky head, McConaughey looks like a simpleton etc but Matt Bomer...

The most misleading "ish" in the history of misappropriating that suffix with wild abandon following the decline of the adjective "kinda". Now I have some explaining to do.

Well, I can see why this movie made a lot of money.

Tater gets extra points here for being the only one who can actually dance.

Um, is that supposed to be the shadow of that guy's penis behind that curtain as he takes off his shirt? Dude.

Yep. There's a spoiler I could include about a previous shot that was both disturbing and hysterical...

Do tell, RSC...

Hold up - is McConaughey wearing a shirt in those pics up there? TWICE? It's like a baby Godtopus miracle.

That being said, his dance scene in the movie was one of the squickiest movie moments ever. I squirmed the whole time. And I agree with Internet Magpie - Man-jello was creepy. I'm almost sad to say that no one but Potato really impressed me, and he's not quite P-10-ready. Give him another year, maybe.

As a 47 year old woman, I was one of the youngest at last night's screening. You should have seen all the blue hairs who could hardly get up and down the stairs. Hilarious!

Dude. Duuuuuuuuude.

Out of all the images I have seen from Magic Mike (not a lot, but enough), Matt Bomer is the only guy who looks like he's enjoying himself. All the other guys are just so serious. Bomer's attitude is playful - "You like what you see? I like showing it to you." That's a much bigger turn-on for me than the "Don't interrupt me, I'm trying to concentrate" face.

Yick! Male strippers look like wet bags of gyrating herpes to me.

I get the feeling Dustin's, er, mindhole blower would be the addition of RyRey and Baby Goose to the cast of Magic Mike.

Matt Bomer has my vote forever. He can rock the hell out of a full suit or a birthday suit, so it's a win/win.

Okay, you are making me have erotic thoughts about Charming Potato. NOT COOL PAJIBA.
I agree with you about that Pettyfer kid.
I would still happily do Matthew McConagheyhey as long as he didn't talk.

Kind of like Paula Poundstone used to say about Daryl Hannah. Why can't we just put a picture of him in the corner of the screen and keep him from trying to act?

My card is already full. But feel free to keep dancing for us, boys.

Joe Man-jello is fine as HELL, especially with the salt and pepper beard and the glasses he wears for a few minutes in the movie, but he AND the character he played seem like such scum I would need some sort of written guarantee that he would either: (a) not speak, or (b) only speak lines he has previously spoken on How I Met Your Mother the whole time we were together.

"I'm here to bounce some guy named Scooter?:" INDEED YOU ARE, BRAD. INDEED YOU ARE.

You can go halfsies on a gravy boat!

I, for one, like my Bomer only Neal Caffrey style. Hats mandatory.

Also, oh dear gods, Az.

I a very, straight woman who enjoys looking at a good looking man, but those pics and gifs are grossing me out. Any plus for the group of strippers is immediately negated by Mathpew McConnawhatsis and the dangly trouser snake.

Seconded. And sorry, but waxed man buttcheeks look too girly to me.

Another for Matt Bomer. Blue eyes, come here.

Also, maybe since he's gay, all the humping and gyrating is less disturbing? Because seriously, all male strippers are moderately disturbing.

So... i had just turned 18 (legal drinking age in my country) when my girlfriends and I went out to celebrate. Young and naive (and mostly virgins), we got into a seemingly normal bar. It was a bit shady and there were only giggly girls and fortysomething women. Then the music started: Backstreet Boys ''Everybooody... yeaaah''. A spotlight turned on a man of undetermined age dressed in a white saylor's costume. He might have been in his thirties, but he was so tanned and orangy and wrinkled and the costume so white... He started dancing. We looked at each others realising we were in a male strip club, and an awful one at that. Before we could get out of there, the orange saylor took to the dancefloor an English, drunk as fuck, red-faced middle aged woman. Terrified, I looked away for a second, looking for the door. I looked again. The lady was sucking the saylor's wrinkly cock. And that's the story of the first penis I saw. And why I hate the Backstreet Boys.

The next day, we went out again. We were still laughing at the saylor's surprised face. This time, our gay best friend (still in the closet) came with us. I guess that part of town was full of them, because we ended up again in a strip club, a female one this time. Now the audience was composed of dirty drunken men and curious girls (us). The stripper's name was ''Vickylator''. She was dressed in S&M clothes, with a whip and a candle. She got a nerdish guy to the stage, and made him lye on the floor. Vickylator took his shirt off and fake-whipped him. He got a boner. She lit the candle and poured wax on the guy's chest. And then she waxed his chesthair. He scream and ran off in panic. And this is the story of why my gay friend decided to come out of the closet.

woops sorry for the spelling, english is not my first language. Also, I should have changed my nickname because my little brother reads pajiba and this is going to traumatise him

Obviously - very beautiful men and all that jazz. But, once again, this is not the EW 10. This is the PAJIBA 10, which to me means that those considered for induction must be holistically hot. Sure, the spud man has recently shown some suprising comedic chops, but that might've just been a fluke.
So that's a resounding 'no' from me.

McCounaghey is looking a little too jerky-ish, isn't he?

During his stripping scene, I got skeeved out by the appearance of the skin on his back. It gives away his age, which sounds weird to say, but...ugh.

That is completely the same thing that was wrong with Tom Cruise' look in Rock of Ages -- impeccably solid and ripped from the front, but when filmed from the back while gyrating, there's a (completely normal and natural) crepe-y quality that comes from being over 35. While the same physique would be delicious on, say, a middle-aged actor playing a middle-aged cowboy, it is distracting on a middle-aged actor smeared in baby oil and body glitter whilst stuffed into leather pants. Just sayin'.

Dustin has a few man crushes, no?

He could do far worse in matters of man-crush taste, certainly.

Oh, and man-ass is a beautiful thing. As if any of you didn't know.

Bomer. Always.

Matt looks just as good clothed as he does nekkid. He's got my vote.

I'm pretty sure I wouldn't want Matt humping my face, but I'd be OK if he just stood there and allowed me to admire him.

Matt Bomer.
Pajiba 10.
Let's make it happen.

can i upvote your ratatouille?

I'm kinda creeped out by all of these photos.

So glad I'm not in the minority. I love beautiful men and everything, but I'm just skeeved out by greasy nekkid men humping the air, or stranger's faces, or whatever. Overdeveloped pecs just seem a hair's breadth away from big old plastic knockers to me for some reason. Men with muscles like that usually are too bulky to have any grace so the sight of them lumbering around is just cringe-inducing. Now if Joe what's-his-name showed up at my house to fix my water heater or move my furniture, I might have a different reaction.

Word. Male stripper dance moves are not really pretty to look at. Sort of awkward and painful actually.

Agreed. Then again, I find male strippers creepy in general. I'm very picky about whose junk I want in my face.

I just find men dancing weird and unattractive. Unless it's something classy.

Alexander Goudonov classy?