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Our Measured Response To McDonald's Switch To Butter

By Kristy Puchko | Miscellaneous | September 1, 2015 | Comments ()

By Kristy Puchko | Miscellaneous | September 1, 2015 |


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McDonald’s has been on the decline. And to win you back, they’re switching from the swill that is liquid margarine to butter. REAL BUTTER.

CNBC points out this is “good news for dairy farmers and bad news for the lactose intolerant.”

We’d like to point out butter makes us feel like:
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And yeah sometimes like this:

But butter.

BUTTER.

BUTTER.

One question:

Kristy Puchko comes from a family where pancakes are buttered three times before they hit your plate. True story.


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