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Nothing Tastes as Good as a Colonic Feels: The Week in Creepy Ad Campaigns

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Miscellaneous | Comments (10)



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5. Are Red M&M’s Bullies?: Attack of the PC Police — After several complaints surfaced that Red M&Ms encouraged bullying, the Australia’s Advertising Standards Bureau engaged in a two month long investigation before finally concluding that the ad spots featuring Red M&Ms were “humorous rather than bullying.”

4. Hypnotic Prada Ads Feature Teenagers: You might not think much of this hyper-sexualized ad —- featuring leering shots of models caressing themselves — until you note that the three models trying to seduce you are 18, 17, and 13 years old.

3. The iPhone Hand Case: In case you want to hold hands with your iPhone, of course. Apparently, besides being extra creepy, they’re helpful in preventing folks from dropping their phones.

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2. Nothing Taste as Good as Skinny Feels: The UK has recently banned these ad spots from Zazzle inspired by the 2009 Kate Moss slogan. I should hope so.

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1. Richard Marx’s Fountain of Health Colonic Commercial: Fun Fact: 68 percent of all 13-year-old girls (and 39 percent of 13-year-old boys) in 1989 sang themselves to sleep after a break-up with Richard Marx songs. They were also on 89 percent of all mix-tapes made in that year. The one for this colonic commercial is probably the best work of his career.

(Source: Ad Freak)









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Comments

That colonic commercial can't be real. IT CAN'T. NONONONONONONO!

Posted by: Craig at August 11, 2011 11:12 AM

That iPhone hand will haunt my dreams.

Posted by: Jeni at August 11, 2011 11:33 AM

Those lobotomized Lolitas are scary.

Posted by: DenG at August 11, 2011 11:38 AM

I don't like your fashion business, mister.
I don't like these drugs that make you thin.

Posted by: Ballymena Bob at August 11, 2011 12:38 PM

mmm Frida

Posted by: arrrghzi at August 11, 2011 1:30 PM

Hand iPhone case? Sounds like the perfect companion for my forever alonenness.

Posted by: Sofia at August 11, 2011 2:12 PM

ROFL @ the Marx thing....No effing way. That's gotta be from SNL, right? They could run that one along with the ad for Colon Blow cereal.

Posted by: NateS1973 at August 11, 2011 3:34 PM

inspired by the 2009 Kate Moss slogan

Didn't Helen Gurley Brown say that, like, 50 years ago?

If only there were a way to quickly look stuff like that up.

Posted by: Skyler Durden at August 11, 2011 4:11 PM

That colonic commercial was full of shit.

Posted by: The Wanderer at August 11, 2011 4:36 PM

The colonic ad is entirely real. It was made be commercial creators Rhett and Link of the IFC show "Rhett and Link: Commercial Kings." Since you're unfamiliar, I highly recommend you watch their commercial for "Cullman Liquidators." It's amazing.

Posted by: Batkinson at August 11, 2011 4:44 PM