By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Miscellaneous | Comments (15)
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Posted by: Four Eyes at February 7, 2012 8:58 PM
She looks like one of those creepy Charles Schwab ads that are people superimposed with cartoons.
Posted by: Carmelita at February 7, 2012 9:09 PM
Scary. Seriously scary.
Posted by: Jelinas at February 7, 2012 9:09 PM
Dude looks like a lady
Posted by: JennyJenK at February 7, 2012 9:20 PM
That thing just raped all my future erections.
Posted by: googergieger at February 7, 2012 10:12 PM
With that bad Photoshop job and that ridiculous dress, all she'd need now is a stick up her boney ass....think of the potential Saturday Morning TV advertising spots;
"Mister Turtle, how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Ava Mendes Pop?"
"I never made without biting, ask Mister Owl."
"Mister Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Ava Mendes Pop?
"Let's find out. A one, a-two-whoo, a threeee......" *CRUNCH!
"Thrrrrrrreeeee."
"Aiiiiyeeeeeeeeee!!!!! Oh! God! Help Meeeeeeeeee!"
*CRUNCH!!! *Thud!
"Correction, Three Licks, TWO Bites."
Posted by: bleujayone at February 7, 2012 10:13 PM
Holy shit, her neck and her head and her body are all in entirely different planes of existence.
Posted by: figgy at February 7, 2012 10:49 PM
I've had 5 glasses of wine and can't tell what's wrong with this....i think i neeed to stop.
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Posted by: lily at February 7, 2012 11:42 PM
How do you mess up Eva Mendez?
Posted by: Protoguy at February 8, 2012 12:07 AM
Eva, what's the deal with all the boob jewels?
Posted by: Bert at February 8, 2012 12:18 AM
This covershot does not make me want to shop for new spring fashions. It does make me want to email her some chiropracter recommendations though... that neck looks awfully painful.
Posted by: cinekat at February 8, 2012 4:27 AM
An equation for a Marie Claire photoshoot:
(Simple purple dress covered in glue) + (Room full of candy pieces) + (Eva Mendes) + (Tight noose round Mendes neck) + (Mendes dragged along floor)
=
(Dazed Mendes) + (Ballooning head) + (Dislocated, oxygen starved joints) + (Stupid candy dress)
Posted by: zeke the pig at February 8, 2012 4:56 AM
What fuckery is this? What's wrong with her face?! This is one of the most beautiful women in the world. Why the fuck does she need to be photoshopped?! AAAARGH!
Posted by: Joker at February 8, 2012 5:19 AM
"I've had 5 glasses of wine and can't tell what's wrong with this....i think i neeed to stop."
I'm totally sober and at work and I can't see it! I should definitely stop... work that is! I'm hi-larious.
Posted by: Ender at February 8, 2012 5:31 AM
Good lord! What the hell happened there? Were they in a race against time or something?