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New Hobbit Posters Or Pantene Commercial? You Decide.

By Joanna Robinson | Miscellaneous | November 4, 2013 | Comments ()

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Only 39 shopping days until The Hobbit 2: Electric Dwarvaloo hits theaters. Here are seven new glossy-haired character posters to get you in the mood.








First of all, what in blazes is going on with Bilbo’s face and hair? Why photoshop the adorable perfection that is Martin Freeman? I mean, I get giving the elves the marble statue treatment, but the hobbit? Leave his crags be. Also why is his hair fifty shades of darker? In case you forgot, this is what Bilbo Baggins looks like.

Secondly, we all agree that after the Cumberbatch voice, Lee Pace’s performance as Legolas’s Dwarf Racist Party Dad, Thranduil is the thing we’re looking forward to the most, right? LOOK HOW DAMN FABULOUS.

Thirdly, I am, with reservation, looking forward to Luke Evans as Bard The Bowman. Evans (that’s the second head of hair from the bottom) has been pretty decent in a number of terrible movies (The Three Musketeers, The Immortals) and I’d like to see him break out.

Finally, first person to photoshop “LothL’óreal: Because You’re Worth It” on the bottom of these posters gets some freshly baked Lembas bread.

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