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New 'Fantastic Four' Movie Wraps. Very Very Quietly.

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | August 3, 2014 |

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | August 3, 2014 |


Hey guys! Remember a while ago when we were all angry over the Fantastic Four reboot? And then we just forgot about it, because the internet basically exists as a machine to keep you in a low level of outrage over petty concerns that will immediately be replaced by new, rage inducing petty concerns the minute you calm down enough to think rationally about explanations that could make you rethink your initial reaction?

Well, that movie has wrapped! Kate Mara posted a picture of the cast, including Miles Teller, Michael B. Jordan, and a very non-Thing looking Jamie Bell. Here it is!

Tragically, the tweet does not include whatever two line explanation the filmmakers will provide for the UNTHINKABLE situation of a mixed-race family in a society where remarriages, mixed-race marriages, and adoptions are reasonably common. Nor does it explain why radiation gives these people wildly different super powers instead of radiation poisoning. But hey, I guess we all have to stretch our senses of disbelief further than Mr.Fantastic for different reasons. So far there is no trailer or release date, so it’s unknown when all these impossible to deal with questions will get answers.

h/t to Slashfilm.