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Megan Fox and Uma Thurman Had Babies: Guess Which One Has the Horrible Name?

By Dustin Rowles | Miscellaneous | October 18, 2012 |

By Dustin Rowles | Miscellaneous | October 18, 2012 |


It's not Megan Fox. She and Brian Austin Green gave birth to a baby on September 27th, and the world didn't make a sound. She's just now releasing the news to the press (via Jezebel), and their son's name is the very normal, very appropriate Noah Shannon Green.

Meanwhile, Uma Thurman also had a baby with businessman Arpad Busson. Their baby's name: Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson.

Poor kid. Apparently, she will go by Luna, which is the only name not in the The One-In-A-Million Baby Name Book that's not actually in the baby's actual name.

Your move, Jason Lee.




Dustin is the founder and co-owner of Pajiba. You may email him here or follow him on Twitter.


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