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Maybe They Found Whore Island

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | January 13, 2014 | Comments ()


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How I Met Your Mother on CBS 8:00pm ET.

Sleepy Hollow on Fox at 9:00pm ET. First season winter premiere.

Archer on FX at 10:00pm ET. Fifth season premiere. Word is that this season is going to be a drastic departure from the previous four, which is exciting in a way that’s also terrifying. I’m looking forward to it but also have all my fingers and toes crossed that it’s just as good, if not better, than what we had before.

Bitten on SyFy at 10:00pm ET. Series premiere. New fantasy series (I need a macro for that) about werewolves. Only this one has a LADY werewolf which is super shocking and special unless you watch True Blood which has plenty of lady werewolves. Or at least enough to give Joe Manganiello something to do with BOTH his hands.

Chozen on FX at 10:30pm ET. Series premiere. The new series from the people behind Archer. I’m a little tentative about this one, just because the main character is voiced by Bobby Moynihan and I don’t know if I can listen to him as long as I can listen to H. Jon Benjamin. Also, looks like it’ll be pretty heavy on the “prison rape” jokes.

Genevieve Burgess will be watching tonight’s episode with perfect situational awareness.





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Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)

Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)

Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his Pussy Posse Wolf Pack were on the douche prowl in NYC. (Lainey)

Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)

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