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Maybe They Found Whore Island

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | January 13, 2014 | Comments ()


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How I Met Your Mother on CBS 8:00pm ET.

Sleepy Hollow on Fox at 9:00pm ET. First season winter premiere.

Archer on FX at 10:00pm ET. Fifth season premiere. Word is that this season is going to be a drastic departure from the previous four, which is exciting in a way that’s also terrifying. I’m looking forward to it but also have all my fingers and toes crossed that it’s just as good, if not better, than what we had before.

Bitten on SyFy at 10:00pm ET. Series premiere. New fantasy series (I need a macro for that) about werewolves. Only this one has a LADY werewolf which is super shocking and special unless you watch True Blood which has plenty of lady werewolves. Or at least enough to give Joe Manganiello something to do with BOTH his hands.

Chozen on FX at 10:30pm ET. Series premiere. The new series from the people behind Archer. I’m a little tentative about this one, just because the main character is voiced by Bobby Moynihan and I don’t know if I can listen to him as long as I can listen to H. Jon Benjamin. Also, looks like it’ll be pretty heavy on the “prison rape” jokes.

Genevieve Burgess will be watching tonight’s episode with perfect situational awareness.



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  • foca9

    In the last week I’ve seen the two first seasons of Archer. It’s so fucking good; the humour is exactly like mine, and the running jokes are so great. I wish English was my native language (or the one I’m speaking on a daily basis), because they pop up in my head under the right/wrong circumstances, but would not make sense for me to say out loud.

  • BWeaves

    Was I the only one disappointed in the Archer episode? It was like a 50th anniversary special, where everyone talked about the old days, and then Archer himself just had a weird fantasy sequence that was like one long theme song intro to a different show. I realize they are setting up the new season to head in a different direction, but I was hoping they actually went in that direction instead of spending a whole episode setting it up.

  • Pentadactyl

    I can go either way. (Phrasing! Boom!) Whether or not I like this episode depends on how well the rest of the season plays out. If the rest of the season is good, then I appreciate this sweet bare-bones last look at ISIS. If it's disappointing, I'll be sad they didn't at least end their time at ISIS in a blaze of glory.

  • aroorda

    Yes, yes you were the only one disappointed in it.

    The "long theme song intro" you're referring to was a "don't worry we got this" sneak peek they were giving us at this season. I thought that it looked hilarious.

    I think they nailed the reboot, and can completely understand why the writer was starting to feel pigeon-holed with ISIS. Where else can you go from Space Piracy and Sealab shenanigans. Looking forward to this season.

  • BWeaves

    See, I would have rather had a real episode. Now I feel like I've already seen all the good parts for the entire season.

  • EttieBeecroft

    The Island is so very awesome and Mind Blowing for watch.
    http://purelifecleansemexico.c...

  • the_wakeful

    Chozen was a lot better than I expected it to be. Plus there were only 2 prison rape jokes, but 1 was really fucking funny.

  • DeaconG

    You know, Fox, this is where I usually get bent with you guys. Stop fucking around with Almost Human. A three-week hiatus before we get new shows? Why don't you just put a fucking bullet in it now like you did Space:Above and Beyond and Sliders?

  • e jerry powell

    I have no feeling about CHOZEN. I'm sticking with my undying love for James Spader.

  • DominaNefret

    Some of us highly enjoyed the books Bitten was based on, thank you. Which are all far superior to any Sookie Stackhouse book.

  • Michelle

    Oh wow, I didn't even put that together. I read the beginning of that series and then stopped because it started annoying me.

  • e jerry powell

    But reading the dictionary in random order is superior to any combination of words that Charlaine Harris has ever put together.

  • IngridToday

    I remember one of the books had Sookie meet an Asian vampire. It was the first time she meet someone Asian in real life. She thought about how he was stereotypically reserved and quite. It was a WTF moment.
    She also referred to Alcide (I think) as smelling like "Tide, Irish Soap, and man". Just terrible.

  • e jerry powell

    Oy. Somehow I get the feeling that Harris has no knowledge of what "Man" smells like, or she would have known that "Tide" and "Irish soap" are superfluous.

  • Guest

    Archer on FX at 10:00pm ET. Fifth season premiere.

    FVCKING YES!

  • Jezzer

    Lana's PREGNANT? :O

  • Guest

    YUP. Have you not been watching?

  • phase10

    Netflix doesn't have the last two seasons. :(

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