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Love Stinks: Two More Adorable Celebrity Couples Throw Their Beautiful Love Away

By Dustin Rowles | Miscellaneous | February 27, 2013 | Comments ()


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Yesterday, details spilled out that Michelle Williams and her man-child, Jason Segel, had split. In fact, they'd split about a month ago, citing the strains of a long-distance relationship. The two had been together for, like, 11 months, and their break-up is devastating to the perfect couple community, especially because during their relationship, the photos always seemed to include Williams and Segel merrily frolicking with Williams' child from her marriage to Heath Ledger. Man, it's totally going to be a Jerry Maguire situation: No one wants to lose the guy who wrote The Muppets as a potential step-father.

Let's take a moment and grieve over the loss.

Moving on.

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Oh, wait? What? Rachel McAdams and Michael Sheen split up, too? Jesus. Come on! Of all the faces of Michael Sheen, you couldn't be happy with at least one of them? Poor McAdams: Spending her life trying to fill the gaping, pocket-sized hole left by her break-up with Ryan Gosling.

The good news, at least, is that ... nope. There is no good news. Let us all wallow in the sadness we feel for these people we have never met, but who look really good on our screens, big and small. There is no meaning left in the world, except of course the meaning we create for ourselves.








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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not


  • SabrinaHatesDisqus

    Spending her life trying to fill the gaping, pocket-sized hole left by her break-up with Ryan Gosling.

    Is that a Ryan Gosling in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

  • Sara_Tonin00

    Perhaps Michelle was not so fond of Segel's "Most Interesting Man in the World" look.

  • Adrienne Marie

    From what I remember, Heath and Michelle never actually married.

  • Tinkerville

    We still have Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard. Let us cherish them.

  • Quatermain

    On her way to work this morning, my girlfriend drove twenty minutes out of her way to drop off some lasagna so I could take it to work with me tonight. So, you know, it's not all gray skies. Some of us get surprise lasagna. And early morning kisses.

  • Kballs

    Why does this sound familiar? I swear someone else was bragging about work-lasagna around here recently.

    I'm getting pizza dropped off myself so you can, you know, suck it.

  • TheAggroCraig

    Are you sure you're not thinking of Dante from Clerks? ....are we sure Quatermain isn't Dante from Clerks?

  • I'm pretty sure my girl has sucked a lot less than 37 dicks. That, and I'm not in the habit of playing hockey on the roof.

  • BWeaves

    In happier news, my parents are still happily together after 55 years, and I'm working on my 31st year with my hubby. Hollywood does not good marriages make.

  • ,

    Good on yinz, Weaves!

    30 years here. Glad I'm not subjected to such temptations because if I'm honest with myself, I have no idea how temptable I am. Given that I really really like Mrs. , , It's best for all concerned if I never find out.

  • Mrcreosote

    Wow it's tough when rich young attractive successful people can't make it work. Maybe it's because of the bountiful choices and temptations they have. Bridge trolls like myself know the fleeting nature of love and how hard it is to convince people that snappy wit and pop culture references make up for *gestures* all of this. What I'm saying here is THEY'LL GET OVER IT!!!

  • toblerone

    Is it wrong to say I was hoping it was there two?

  • Puddin

    YES.

  • toblerone

    But think it felt so right!

  • Lucie

    Obviously, Baby Goose is the common thread. Can't there be a sci-fi movie about this already?

  • Williams and Ledger were never married. As celebs go, these four are some of the most likable, but the world needs to dust itself off and move on. At least until they start dating their next co-star.

  • JJ

    Mere coincidence? Or are Williams-McAdams and Segel-Sheen relationships imminent? It really makes you think*.

    *fap

  • Rochelle

    Please make that happen.

  • Strand

    I'll be over here with the mutants on table nine.

  • Jules

    Actually Rachel McAdams is good news, I never understood what she was doing with Michael *ughhhh* Sheen.....

  • Wednesday

    I never understood what Sheen was doing with her. Something about her just makes me wonder why I don't see the cuteness when everyone else thinks she's the cuddliest puppy on Puppy Mountain.

  • A. Smith

    They did Midnight in Paris together...?

  • Kballs

    It's her mind-slaughtering ass that does it for me.

  • Orleanas

    Wow, that is a good ass on her (can't tell if it's her, and if so, what movie). Wouldn't have thought her to possess such an ass, and yet, I'm not too surprised.

  • No Pithy Name
  • VonnegutSlut

    Then you must have never seen Sheen on Craig Ferguson--if that's not enough to make you love him, then I don't know what to do for you :)

  • Scootsa1000

    Amen to that. His somewhat recent appearance while sporting his "dastardly villain" mustache was one of my favorite interviews ever.

  • Anna von Beav

    UGH, love is the WORST

  • Kballs

    Yeah, love can go straight to hell and DIE.

  • Word.

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