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Dislike your family? Do all your real friends live in your computer? Do you type real fast and mostly coherently while drunk? Then we are here for you. The four or five Pajibans who know the name of at least three NFL players who are NOT quarterbacks are running a liveblog in this here Intrawebs space. Join us at 6:30 p.m. EST when break down all the hot, throbbing football and commercial action until we get bored or the whiskey runs out. But even we won’t watch the Black Eyed Peas for your entertainment. Fuck that noise.



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Comments

Packers, 31-16. Georgia college coeds spared celebratory indignity, brace for ameliorative indignity.

Posted by: sansho1 at February 6, 2011 12:18 PM

I predict Man U over Chelsea 1-0. That's what we're doing, right Harris?

Posted by: admin at February 6, 2011 12:40 PM

Will there be a Puppy Bowl correspondent?

Posted by: jM at February 6, 2011 12:48 PM

I'm guessin' TK, jM.

Posted by: Rykker at February 6, 2011 1:06 PM

You were close admin.
Damn close.

Chelsea did lose 1-0 today.
But they were playing Liverpool.
The bookie really should have mentioned that to you.

Posted by: Simon at February 6, 2011 1:07 PM

How does this liveblog Intrawebs thing work? Does that box up there magically become a window I can type in?

I propose eating lots of cheese today. I'd say it's in honor of the Packers, but I'd be eating the cheese regardless.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at February 6, 2011 2:14 PM

That is what happens, LordCorleone.
(the magic)

Posted by: Rykker at February 6, 2011 2:55 PM

Steelers 23
Packers 16

Posted by: The Mutt at February 6, 2011 3:30 PM

COULD Christina's extensions look cheaper?!

Posted by: Figgy at February 6, 2011 6:23 PM

i would like to stab that glee chick in the head.

that is all.

Posted by: stopthemadness formerly and currently known as Angry Black Lady at February 6, 2011 6:31 PM

Note to Christina Aguilera & Lea Michele:
Some songs don't need to be sexed up. If I can't tell whether you're feeling patriotic or really, really want your country to feel you up, you're doing it wrong.
Thanks!

Posted by: Tae at February 6, 2011 6:50 PM

GB up 13-0 after Benny gets picked. Flag for excessive celebration.

GB, 14-0.

Posted by: The Wanderer at February 6, 2011 7:08 PM

Observation by a Curious, Ignorant Viewer:

Some of these men should not wear clothes that tight.

Posted by: Figgy at February 6, 2011 7:13 PM

I don't know why they keep making car commercials, these things are all exactly the same.

Posted by: Figgy at February 6, 2011 7:27 PM

I would love to see a Pajiba thread solely dedicated to the massacre that was the Black Eyed Peas's halftime "show."

Posted by: Elle Jae at February 6, 2011 8:41 PM

I wanted to add (as random as it is) the utterly depraved face Janet Jackson makes in the stills I've seen of her "wardrobe malfunction." I couldn't care less about the incident itself - I find it to be quite funny, actually - but I've always thought she was making the face of a woman on the utter brink of succumbing to her most carnal nature.

So there, I said it.

Posted by: Elle Jae at February 6, 2011 8:44 PM

Put it in the liveblog, you feebs.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at February 6, 2011 8:45 PM

That's not bad at all.

Posted by: Mr Hilarious at February 6, 2011 9:49 PM

Some of these men should not wear clothes that tight.

Posted by: Figgy at February 6, 2011 7:13 PM
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Don't make me link to that nude photo of Casey Hampton. Please.

Posted by: , at February 6, 2011 10:28 PM