Just Like the White Winged Dove
The 40th Annual People’s Choice Awards on CBS at 9:00pm ET.
Psych on USA at 9:00pm ET. Eighth season premiere.
American Horror Story on FX at 10:00pm ET. This episode is called “The Magical Delights of Stevie Nicks.” No one does fan service like Ryan Murphy.
The Real World on MTV at 10:00pm ET. 29th season premiere. This is the season where they bring everyone’s Ex’s into the house and it’s like, people who didn’t realize they’d have to live with the last person they were in a relationship with! What?!? Crazy!! Or so they’d like you to think so. I’m not sure how this is any more dramatic than their usual plan of throwing the most unstable people who are not overtly mentally ill into a house together with no distractions and a bunch of alcohol.
Chicago PD on NBC at 10:01pm ET. Series premiere. This is the spin-off from Chicago Fire that you’ve all been clamoring for.
Genevieve Burgess would need to be paid a frighteningly large amount of money to set foot in a Real World house.
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)