If Only He Could Ditch the 5 'O Clock Shadow

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If Only He Could Ditch the 5 'O Clock Shadow

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | January 28, 2014 | Comments ()


State of the Union 2014 on ABC, CBS, Fox, NBC, and probably all the news networks as well at 9:00pm ET. Whichever side of the political divide you’re on, I think we can all agree that tomorrow all social media will be abominable. So we shall stand together, all members of the Block Button Party. United in misanthropy.

Supernatural on The CW at 9:00pm ET.

Cougar Town on TBS at 10:00pm ET. Right. Tuesday night is the night that all the TV that everyone else likes is on. Hope you’ve got your wine ready! That’s still the Cougar Town thing, right? Or have we moved on to appreciating the show via relationships with socially uncomfy age gaps?

Justified on FX at 10:00pm ET.

The Kroll Show on Comedy Central at 10:30pm ET. There’s ads for this everywhere with Kroll done up in his “PubLizity” makeup and all it really does is remind me that Nick Kroll has absolutely beautiful eyes that look even better with a little eyeliner and mascara. I’m certain that’s not the impression they’re going for. Still, little internet fist-bump to Amy Poehler who gets to stare into those lovely eyes as long as her heart desires.

Genevieve Burgess would like to announce her candidacy for political office as an official representative of the Block Button Party. Her platform is “Oh my god, do you even hear yourself?” and her official campaign website is snopes.com.

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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not

  • annie

    Before scrolling down to see the bottom half of the header pic, I briefly wondered if I was looking at Emily Blunt. Oh.

  • BWeaves

    Block Button Party.

    I read that as Block Butthole Party.

    Is it Butthole Day yet?

  • Social media is pretty abominable regardless of whatever is happening in the real world, but things like The State of the Union address do tend to ramp up the awful.

  • JeaniceHanline

    what does it 5 clock for the shadow?

  • Three_nineteen

    Which relationships with socially uncomfy age gaps are in Cougar Town? The only one I can think of is possibly Travis and Laurie, but we've never found out how old Laurie is, so I have no idea if it's uncomfy.

  • Legally Insignificant

    In one episode from from an early season, Laurie makes reference to the fact that when Travis is 25, she'll be 34. So it's a 9 year age difference. The only reason I know this is because I, too, wondered this and just so happened to see an old episode.

  • e jerry powell

    I'm saving my Poehler lust for Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer tomorrow night.

  • emmalita

    I would vote for you.

  • Jim

    Are there flyers we can hand out? Posters we can put up?

    Quick someone get a piano, we'll need a catchy campaign song.

  • That was my first thought when I read that as well.

  • John W

    Internet fist bump? =}{=

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