If Only He Could Ditch the 5 'O Clock Shadow
State of the Union 2014 on ABC, CBS, Fox, NBC, and probably all the news networks as well at 9:00pm ET. Whichever side of the political divide you’re on, I think we can all agree that tomorrow all social media will be abominable. So we shall stand together, all members of the Block Button Party. United in misanthropy.
Supernatural on The CW at 9:00pm ET.
Cougar Town on TBS at 10:00pm ET. Right. Tuesday night is the night that all the TV that everyone else likes is on. Hope you’ve got your wine ready! That’s still the Cougar Town thing, right? Or have we moved on to appreciating the show via relationships with socially uncomfy age gaps?
Justified on FX at 10:00pm ET.
The Kroll Show on Comedy Central at 10:30pm ET. There’s ads for this everywhere with Kroll done up in his “PubLizity” makeup and all it really does is remind me that Nick Kroll has absolutely beautiful eyes that look even better with a little eyeliner and mascara. I’m certain that’s not the impression they’re going for. Still, little internet fist-bump to Amy Poehler who gets to stare into those lovely eyes as long as her heart desires.
Genevieve Burgess would like to announce her candidacy for political office as an official representative of the Block Button Party. Her platform is “Oh my god, do you even hear yourself?” and her official campaign website is snopes.com.
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)