Happy Friday! Here Are Some Creepy White-Chocolate Baby Heads In Case You're Hungry
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Happy Friday! Here Are Some Creepy White-Chocolate Baby Heads In Case You're Hungry

By Dustin Rowles | Miscellaneous | December 7, 2012 | Comments ()


You know, in case you get hungry and have a sudden craving for chocolate, and you have a certain cannibalistic urge to eat an infant's head, these exist in the world.


Yes. These are real. They were commissioned from Annabel de Vetten from Conjurer's Kitchen by an unnamed weirdo. And they give me the squeabos.

(via Geekologie)

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  • ,

    Reminds me to look forward to the chocolate Jesuses at Easter. Because nothing invokes the torture, suffering and death of and the proper reverence for the King of kings and Lord of lords and savior of the world quite like biting the head off a chocolate Jesus.


  • ,

    evokes, sorry.

  • John G.

    finally, something to do with babies that is useful.

  • Order a dozen for your next Walking Dead party.....And pray no one xrays the package en route, or you'll be getting a visit from your friendly, neighborhood FBI agent.

  • Mrs. Julien

    The only acceptable explanation is that www.tomandlorenzo.com have commissioned a life-size chocolate statue of Christina Hendricks and these are the "baby heads" they so often refer to.

  • googergieger

    Well, there goes my stripper name.

  • googergieger

    Though in hindsight, when your stripping act involves coming out wearing a baby doll mask, a business suit with ass less khaki's worn the wrong way around, while, John Goodman's scene from Barton Fink, where he yells, "LOOK UPON ME! I'LL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND!!", plays on loop in the background, the stripper name, probably isn't that important.

  • See, to me they look like those creepy 3D sonogram pictures that people are always posting on facebook. SO DON'T POST THAT SHIT ON FACEBOOK. It seriously wigs me out. (and I swear I'm not high.)

  • llp

    Yeah, I've heard that before.

  • prairiegirl

    Appetite Lost. Icky.

  • BWeaves

    It's not so much that they look realistic, as they look . . . DEAD. Decomposing, white chocolate, decapitated baby heads are just not as mouth watering as freshly severered, white chocolate baby heads.

    I much prefer dark chocolate, but that would just make these even more disturbing.

    Was the person who commissioned these planning on eating them, or giving them as gifts? Either way, EWWWWW!

  • Ozioma

    I wonder if the creamy centre is in their brains.

  • bleujayone

    I suppose they'll have a Christmas version of this candy infantile death mask with Cordial Cherry BRAAAAIIIIIIIINNNNSSS too.

  • mswas

    I bet they taste like chicken.

  • I'm not sure if it was '93 or '94 but I was front row for White Chocolate Baby Heads on the second stage at Lollapallooza back in high school. Still have the setlist I grabbed somewhere.

  • Jezzer

    Still less creepy than those photos by that crazy lady with all the babies dressed like flowers and bugs.

  • Anne fucking Geddes. I had a roommate who hung those pictures everywhere. After a while, I started hiding them. We did not get along.

  • Bert_McGurt

    Mmmmm, delicious lumpy baby faces. I think I'd eat the creamy washed-out eyes first. And the ears are perfect for when your kids want to play Baby Reservoir Dogs Adventures.

  • lowercase_ryan

    These babies don't even look lovable, they're more like demon spawn. Which begs the question, why would anyone make something this...questionable?

  • BLA

    "Dammit, Etsy." was my first thought.

  • Blake

    Do they come in Milk or preferably Dark Chocolate?

  • lowercase_ryan

    so racist.

  • Puddin

    Actually, eating ONLY white chocolate would make you racist. Check your privilege.

  • lowercase_ryan

    unless you wanted to do horrible things to black baby heads specifically because they were black baby heads. Pretty sure that would make you racist. And a few other things too.

  • Puddin

    Or if you started a company that only sold white baby heads and named it Superior White Baby Heads Chocolate Company.

    Or if you crossed the street if you saw a disembodied black chocolate baby head walking towards you. Actually, that's not racist, that's just good common sense. (Wait, was THAT racist?)

  • lowercase_ryan

    no, like you said, common sense, sound advice, whatever you want to call it. Although I have a feeling my plan of action would really be to run like hell the opposite way.

  • Puddin

    I would run towards it, grab hold of it, and eat the hell out of it.
    Yeah, you heard me.

  • lowercase_ryan

    How sick is it that I'm seriously craving chocolate right now? Thanks

  • Blake

    Sorry not racist, I've just never been a fan of white chocolate (which isn't even chocolate and is actually cocoa butter). Dark chocolate yes and it's healthier...

  • lowercase_ryan

    Never thought you were really racist. You honestly don't have to defend your taste in chocolates.

  • Maguita NYC

    I WILL NEVER EAT white chocolate again. I will never eat white chocolate again. I will never eat white chocolate again. I will never eat white chocolate again.

    *Shredding eyeballs with white-chocolate mandoline.

  • TheOriginalMRod

    Wow... those really put my cake balls to shame.

  • Gavin S.

    Creepy does not begin to cover it.

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