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Guess What, Pillowpants? 'Clerks 2' Is 10 Years Old Today

By Courtney Enlow | Miscellaneous | July 21, 2016 |


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Quite possibly my favorite sequel of them all, Clerks 2 was released 10 years ago today. And I’m ever grateful for all it gave us.

Because it had everything.

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It had moves.

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It had something for LOTR fans…

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And something for those who aren’t.

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It had the stone cold truth.

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It had a message about the importance of proper lip care.

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It had the bible.

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It had Pillowpants.

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It had Rosario Dawson doing this.

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It had the fantastical notion that whiny-ass Dante Hicks could be found lovable by two women, two movies in a row.

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And above all else it had my precious spirit animal and fictional boyfriend, Randal Graves.

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Also, did you know that after this movie, Trevor Fehrman, who played Elias, and Renee Humphrey, Trish the Dish from Mallrats, started dating and are still together today?

Happy Clerks 2 day, everyone. Celebrate the only way you know how. With some interspecies erotica.

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