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Maybe having Diamond sit this one out wouldn't be the worst idea.

Diamond has been busy with a well-received foray into porn.

That. was. Awesome! I watched Saved by the Bell religiously as a kid. I must have seen every episode fifty times. I even had the college years on tape.(eck) I wanted to be Kelly Kapowski. Not a big fan of Jimmy Fallon's late night show, but that clip was great.

They don't need to make a reunion- I can tell you what happened to them:

Zack- Having attended Cal U instead of Yale, Zack solidified his penchant for prefering the obviously idiotic choice over the option anyone with an IQ over 50 would choose. Hence, he voted for George Bush. Both times.

Jesse- As the feminist who happily dated the sexist, Jesse ended up a meat-eating PETA volunteer who in her spare time enjoys campaigning for gun control, which sooo doesn't conflict with her weekend target practice on the firing range, cuz women have to protect themselves, okay?

AC- finally came out of the closet and cannot believe we all didn't guess sooner. Because what jock dates a feminist?

Lisa- like totally ended up where every 15-year-old girl who is committed to 'fashion' ends up- can you say Retail Manager?

Kelly- As the quintessential 'all-American girl', Kelly ended up stripping to pay for college, got married after a two-year long career, had 4 children, cut her hair short, filled her wardrobe with khakis, and started to use the word 'cute' to describe everything.

Screech- He sold his robot Kevin for 25 billion dollars but still couldn't seal the deal with Retail Manager Lisa.

Mr. Belding- His career at the University of Tennessee ended tragically when when locals mistook his 'Professor of Liberal Arts' title with 'Liberal'.

But what about Hayley Mills? It's gotta be all or nothing!