The 2009 Golden Globes Open Thread
Miscellaneous | January 11, 2009 | Comments (369)
Take one drink every time The Curious Case of Benjamin Button wins an award, and try to remain upright until the end of the awards show.
Otherwise: Talk amongst yourselves, folks.
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Posted by: BarbadoSlim at January 11, 2009 5:42 PM
Meh
Posted by: Alli at January 11, 2009 5:47 PM
I wouldn't bother watching the Globes.
I would, however, check in here from time to time to see what Pajibans have to say. It can't help but be more entertaining than the Globes themselves.
Oh, and do me a favor--if somebody shows up in a hideous dress or goes onstage drunk or something, let us know, 'kay?
Posted by: Jerce at January 11, 2009 6:00 PM
I got your globes *right here*...
Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at January 11, 2009 6:03 PM
But Rowles you deleted my castle comment, you're so sensitive, but thank you anyway.
All right. Can we just start all over now. Golden Globes Open Thread: Go. -- DR
Posted by: Pookie at January 11, 2009 7:27 PM
I hate Eva Mendes' dress. Her necklace is gorgeous, but doesn't go at all.
Maggie G. combed her hair! How nice. Also, pretty earrings.
Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at January 11, 2009 7:30 PM
Thank you Rowles, some motherfucker 'round here trying to impersonate me.
Posted by: Pookie at January 11, 2009 7:31 PM
Trust me, ain't nothing wrong with a pearl necklace, I've giving many in my day.
Posted by: Pookie at January 11, 2009 7:33 PM
I don't think BB will win much - hopefully it will be a Slumdog night.
Posted by: Cindy at January 11, 2009 7:39 PM
I'd like to give Colin Farrell a pearl necklace... or, you know, the girl version of that, whatever that would be. What would that be? I'm not one of those squirting women, so I don't know how that would work.
I'm trying to say I would like to have the sex with Colin Farrell.
Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at January 11, 2009 7:41 PM
Ooooo! Will Arnett. My friend went to highschool (in Canada) with him and said he was always doing elaborate comedic "setups" and constantly cracking up the smart kids.
Posted by: blackbird at January 11, 2009 7:41 PM
meanwhile, Amy Poehler's necklace looked sparkly! I like sparkly things.
Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at January 11, 2009 7:42 PM
I'm with you, Anna. And I'm not a squirting woman either (and quite glad of that) but Colin Farrell is looking mighty fiiiine.
Posted by: blackbird at January 11, 2009 7:44 PM
Thank you magnificent overlord,.... whom I've always hated.
If this weren't such a pathetic farce it would all be Frost/Nixon baby.
Posted by: BarbadoSlim at January 11, 2009 7:44 PM
What kind of lifts is Crazy Cruise wearing? And why do they all KISS HIS ASSSSSSSS????
Posted by: blackbird at January 11, 2009 7:46 PM
And randomly and shabbily....Sting?
"It's KATE! KATE!"
Posted by: Jay at January 11, 2009 7:46 PM
Damn you all for encouraging me to watch this, the red carpet chat always makes me die.
Posted by: Jay at January 11, 2009 7:48 PM
Jay, we all need to suffer the lows to make the highs all the more enjoyable.
Posted by: blackbird at January 11, 2009 7:49 PM
Trust me AvB, you can squirt. Its simple, just have someone cup their two fingers and place directly on your...I think it would better if I were to show you.
Posted by: Pookie at January 11, 2009 7:50 PM
I'm trying to say I would like to have the sex with Colin Farrell.
word, AvB.
Posted by: lizzieborden at January 11, 2009 7:50 PM
I am torn on these group interviews on the NBC red carpet special. On the one hand, I LOVE the awkwardness, especially when the interviewer is inappropriately touchy-feely. On the other hand, who thinks Beyonce and Sigourney Weaver balance each other out (both visually and talent-wise)?
Also, Tom Cruise looks the most plastic I've ever seen. Could this actually be the Tom Cruise sex doll from Japan? You can tell them apart because it's not suffering from a vitamin deficiency.
Posted by: foursweatervests at January 11, 2009 7:52 PM
OMG, Friday Night Lights commercial. Riggins. Whew.
Sorry, back to your GG chatter...
Posted by: Lainey at January 11, 2009 7:53 PM
It's all about what they're wearing and what they have coming out. It's better on mute, really. You can still see the pretty, but you don't have to hear the annoying.
Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at January 11, 2009 7:54 PM
Word Anna.
Posted by: Cindy at January 11, 2009 7:56 PM
Well, Pookie, I'm not sure I want to learn.... but I'll try anything once. How's Wednesday for you?
Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at January 11, 2009 7:57 PM
Is it just me or were Sting and Trudie wasted?
Posted by: Cindy at January 11, 2009 7:58 PM
Sting woke up an hour ago and put on whatever was on the floor, including what might've been his wife's shirt. "Fuggiiit!!!"
Posted by: Jay at January 11, 2009 7:59 PM
I LOVE the awkwardness, especially when the interviewer is inappropriately touchy-feely.
I can totally get behind that. There are often hilarious results.
who thinks Beyonce and Sigourney Weaver balance each other out (both visually and talent-wise)
I'm not sure where you're going with this though... You mean like how Sigourney can actually act?
Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at January 11, 2009 8:00 PM
OK JENNIFER LOPEZ, we SEE your ass! We see it!!!!
Posted by: blackbird at January 11, 2009 8:01 PM
"Actress" Jennifer Lopez?! We're calling her an actress now?
Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at January 11, 2009 8:01 PM
Wednesday sounds good considering its called hump day.
Posted by: Pookie at January 11, 2009 8:02 PM
Kate, my pretty! I'm gay for you.
Posted by: Cindy at January 11, 2009 8:03 PM
i know we generally hate on Drew Barrymore here, but i seriously love that dress.
the hair, not so much.
ok, i'm done. i couldn't care less about the actual awards if i tried.
Posted by: lizzieborden at January 11, 2009 8:03 PM
Wednesday....
Can I come?
(get it? get it?)
Posted by: blackbird at January 11, 2009 8:03 PM
"..who thinks Beyonce and Sigourney Weaver balance each other out (both visually and talent-wise).."
I don't think the Cosmic Black Hole levels of mediocrity radiated by Bj00nzee can be balanced by anything in this Universe.
Posted by: BarbadoSlim at January 11, 2009 8:03 PM
Kate's dress is really lovely. As is she.
Posted by: Lainey at January 11, 2009 8:04 PM
That's exactly what I said, Anna.
Posted by: Cindy at January 11, 2009 8:04 PM
When did Ralph Fiennes turn 65?
Posted by: BarbadoSlim at January 11, 2009 8:05 PM
The Golden Globes have gone GHETTO!
Posted by: jM at January 11, 2009 8:05 PM
Come one come all.
Posted by: Pookie at January 11, 2009 8:05 PM
I wont be able to watch The Golden Globes, I'll be busy pulling out my pubic hairs with pliers.
Posted by: George at January 11, 2009 8:05 PM
"Kate" WHO?? Who y'all talking about? If you mean Ms. Blanchett, she spells her name with a C.
Posted by: Jerce at January 11, 2009 8:06 PM
Anna, with the acting foremost, yes, but also, Sigourney seemed about two feet taller than Beyonce and Nancy O'Dell (that's who it was, right? I get the blonde tabloid ladies confused).
Posted by: foursweatervests at January 11, 2009 8:06 PM
Goddamn motherfucking Mendes! You and that asshole Kelly MacDonald's married to!
Posted by: Jay at January 11, 2009 8:06 PM
I'd still hit it BSlim, and Sting for that matter. Hell, I'd do half the room - who am I kidding?
Posted by: Cindy at January 11, 2009 8:07 PM
lizzie, I loved her dress too. I kind of enjoyed her hair, though... but I'm odd like that sometimes.
oh, blackbird, of course we get it. Are you new here? ;)
Oh, Kate. So precious.
Didn't Sting used to be blond?
Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at January 11, 2009 8:07 PM
Kate Winslet. The lady who just won an award, Jerce.
Posted by: Lainey at January 11, 2009 8:07 PM
Where did they get that intro music? From the Mike Douglas show?
Oh Sting looks like.... quite the douche.
Posted by: BarbadoSlim at January 11, 2009 8:07 PM
Peroxide.
Posted by: Cindy at January 11, 2009 8:08 PM
Not new...just shy.
But the squirty talk got me going.
That look is not good on Sting. I prefer him bleached and non-indigent looking.
Posted by: blackbird at January 11, 2009 8:08 PM
Hell, I'd do half the room - who am I kidding?
Posted by: Cindy at January 11, 2009 8:07 PM
HA! ...slut.
Posted by: BarbadoSlim at January 11, 2009 8:09 PM
Mickey, I love ya but you look some fucked up man.
Posted by: Cindy at January 11, 2009 8:10 PM
Skinny is the new fat.
Posted by: Pookie at January 11, 2009 8:10 PM
They did keep calling her Nancy. I don't watch any of those shows, so I rarely know who any of those people are.
Where does Springsteen live now that he has some sort of weird hybrid Southern accent going on?
Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at January 11, 2009 8:11 PM
Kate is a classy, classy, hotter than hell woman.
must...turn off... tv....
Posted by: lizzieborden at January 11, 2009 8:12 PM
Y'all see Slutty Cyrus flashing her filthy tongue?
Posted by: BarbadoSlim at January 11, 2009 8:13 PM
Oh that accent's not new, actually. I've seen it discussed before. Supposedly growing up in Freehold is at least at the base of it.
Posted by: Jay at January 11, 2009 8:13 PM
So!
Posted by: Cindy at January 11, 2009 8:13 PM
Meth tends to do that.
Posted by: Pookie at January 11, 2009 8:13 PM
Where does Springsteen live now that he has some sort of weird hybrid Southern accent going on?
Between my legs.
Posted by: jM at January 11, 2009 8:14 PM
Hahahahaha Chuck in 3D!!! now you can be sucked into...the suck, of a crappy sitcom.
Posted by: BarbadoSlim at January 11, 2009 8:16 PM
Yeah, I think I prefer Sting blond as well. And a little more... kempt.
Tee hee, Cindy, if you're a slut, you're a slut after my own heart.
Oh, Rumer's hair actually looks pretty, and makes her face look less weird!
I will have NPH's gay babies.
Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at January 11, 2009 8:16 PM
But Springsteens white jM.
Posted by: Pookie at January 11, 2009 8:16 PM
Him, I wouldn't do.
Posted by: Cindy at January 11, 2009 8:16 PM
Meanwhile back on Planet Jack Bauer...Soul Patch is back!
Posted by: Fredo at January 11, 2009 8:16 PM
Ugh. That fugly spawn of demi and bruce is the golden globes girl??? She looks more like Jay Leno than either of her parents.
Posted by: blackbird at January 11, 2009 8:16 PM
"Actress" Rumer WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!?!?!?
Posted by: BarbadoSlim at January 11, 2009 8:17 PM
I have been known to take cream in my coffee, Pooks.
Posted by: jM at January 11, 2009 8:18 PM
jM!! Filthy, filthy whore! I adore you so much!
What an odd category this supporting male thing is...
Posted by: Lainey at January 11, 2009 8:18 PM
Aw, I love Tom Wilkinson. I'd like to adopt him as my dad.
Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at January 11, 2009 8:18 PM
Did she say "Buh-lair Underwood?"
Dumbass.
Posted by: Brie at January 11, 2009 8:19 PM
Ok, Anna....we have to share NPH b/c I happen to love love love him too and want his gay babies. Or maybe it's Barney's babies I actually want.
Posted by: blackbird at January 11, 2009 8:19 PM
Laura's smile always freaks me out.
Posted by: Cindy at January 11, 2009 8:19 PM
Are you kidding me? Melissa George was nominated for something? Really??? Wow.
Oh and Rumer didn't look so bad. She may finally be growing into her enormous face.
Posted by: Lainey at January 11, 2009 8:20 PM
HA! jM, you're my favorite.
Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at January 11, 2009 8:20 PM
What a fucked up family Rumer comes from. I would never hang out with some guy that's bumping uglies with my ex.
Posted by: Pookie at January 11, 2009 8:20 PM
It makes me happy in my pants to see Ben Harper. That is all.
Posted by: kalafraja at January 11, 2009 8:21 PM
That's cool, blackbird. I'm all about sharing.
Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at January 11, 2009 8:21 PM
Laura Dern ..the poor man's Blythe Danner...
Posted by: BarbadoSlim at January 11, 2009 8:22 PM
Well, since I have no satellite, and maybe shitty cable, too, I am not seeing any Golden Globes. Maybe it will come around 8 here? oh, well, back to Discovery Channel.
Posted by: yocean at January 11, 2009 8:22 PM
Hey, the Oscar thread's where I got irretrievably hooked on posting, so it's just the place to get going.
My cooking is totally slowing me down though!
Posted by: Jay at January 11, 2009 8:22 PM
Also...didn't La Jolie once steal Dern's husband, the one of the Billy Bob variety? Harper is a definite upgrade.
Posted by: kalafraja at January 11, 2009 8:24 PM
Don't worry jM, before the night is over I'm going to have an excellent reply.
Posted by: Pookie at January 11, 2009 8:25 PM
What's for dinner?
Posted by: Cindy at January 11, 2009 8:25 PM
Hotel for Dogs? That's embarrassing Don.
Posted by: Cindy at January 11, 2009 8:26 PM
Dan Cheadle is awesome. Is he seriously going to be in a movie about dogs at a hotel? Is that as bad as it sounds?
Posted by: kalafraja at January 11, 2009 8:26 PM
I've got a pot of bowties and some garlic rolls in the oven. Go Coens!
Posted by: Jay at January 11, 2009 8:26 PM
I'm not sure how I feel about Don Cheadle bald. I do love him, though.
...
I think my crush on him is strong enough to let it go.
Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at January 11, 2009 8:27 PM
Tube steak. C'mon Cindy you left yourself wide open for that one.
Posted by: Pookie at January 11, 2009 8:27 PM
Just stick to the script Cheadle...oy
Posted by: BarbadoSlim at January 11, 2009 8:27 PM
Eva must lose the necklace and the giant napkin.
Posted by: Jay at January 11, 2009 8:28 PM
Jorje is my new favourite dude.
Posted by: kalafraja at January 11, 2009 8:28 PM
Dex married his sister!
Posted by: Cindy at January 11, 2009 8:29 PM
Hey kalafraja! Nice to see you again!
Jay, was it the Oscar thread where we geeked out? Was it really almost a year ago? Wow, time flies with you weirdos.
Jesus, Hayden needs bangs. That girl's five-head is outta' control!
Posted by: Lainey at January 11, 2009 8:29 PM
I hope Hugh Laurie wins, 'cause his speech will be fun. Though...Meyers will be cracked out.
Posted by: kalafraja at January 11, 2009 8:29 PM
Damn Pookie, you got me.
Posted by: Cindy at January 11, 2009 8:30 PM
I debated about bowties, but ultimately I went with mini fusilli. Yum.
Poor Zac Efron. He has no idea who any of these people are. He's like a deer in headlights. Although I guess he pretty much always looks like that, doesn't he?
Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at January 11, 2009 8:30 PM
Joooyrjey?
WTF!
I despise Hayden Pantiestains
Posted by: BarbadoSlim at January 11, 2009 8:30 PM
Lainey, thanks! I've been a-lurkin' of late. Now I'm avoiding laundry and hoping something ridiculous happens in Hollywood-land tonight.
Posted by: kalafraja at January 11, 2009 8:31 PM
WTF? The weakest link wins?
Posted by: Cindy at January 11, 2009 8:32 PM
Anna Paquin! The shitstorm will commence.
Posted by: Dustin Rowles at January 11, 2009 8:32 PM
Anna Paquin is quite cute, though I wish her eyebrows matched her hair a wee bit more. Sheesh.
Posted by: kalafraja at January 11, 2009 8:32 PM
Anna Paquin? I've never watched it, but I've heard nothing good about her performance. Huh.
Posted by: Gabs at January 11, 2009 8:32 PM
That going to commercial music keeps reminding me of Jimmy Buffett's "Come Monday". I hate that song.
Posted by: Jay at January 11, 2009 8:33 PM
Mariska Harguitay aka ....that doode.
Posted by: BarbadoSlim at January 11, 2009 8:33 PM
Wait... did that announcer guy just say about Meryl Streep, "She's up against some of the best in the business"?
She IS the best in the business, announcerhole!
Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at January 11, 2009 8:34 PM
The table I want to sit at for the Golden Globes:
RDJ - 'cause he's fucking hot, and I'd try to take him home at night's end, or at least to the washroom for a quickie.
Colin Farrell - see above.
Hugh Laurie - because he's hilarious.
That's it, so far.
Posted by: kalafraja at January 11, 2009 8:35 PM
Yeah, that's about how I think of Hargitay, Slim.
Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at January 11, 2009 8:35 PM
Damn you, Beaverplatz! I just snorted salsa out of my nose - "announcerhole". Hahahaa!
Bitch.
Posted by: Lainey at January 11, 2009 8:36 PM
I love that Ricky Gervais brought his pint on stage. He can sit at my table, too.
Posted by: kalafraja at January 11, 2009 8:37 PM
Yeah on with the show Gervais, this ain't your comedy special..
Posted by: BarbadoSlim at January 11, 2009 8:39 PM
Ricky Gervais just made me pee.
Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at January 11, 2009 8:39 PM
I'll take Streep's a squirter for a thousand Alex.
Posted by: Pookie at January 11, 2009 8:39 PM
She IS the best in the business, announcerhole!
Just don't say that around my uncle. He'll agree with you......for hours.
Posted by: Jay at January 11, 2009 8:39 PM
Shut it 'tweenie fucks.
Posted by: Cindy at January 11, 2009 8:39 PM
MAAAAAN that bitch had some huge teeth!
you guys see that?
Posted by: BarbadoSlim at January 11, 2009 8:40 PM
Was Anna Paquin was just awarded something that didn't start with the word Worst?
Posted by: jM at January 11, 2009 8:40 PM
I personally like Anna Paquin (my mom was OBSESSED with The Piano during my formative years), but for all the haters out there, focus on the lovely cut-away to RDJ right before the commercial break. Even scruffy . . . especially scruffy works on him.
Oh, Ricky Gervais, how I love thee. Who brings their drink up on stage? Scold the actors, drink some of your pint, complain hilariously, resign yourself to reality.
HOLY SHIT! WHO WAS THAT SKELETON?! That could not have been the actress from Happy Go Lucky. Please tell me that te title of that film is not so horribly ironic.
Posted by: foursweatervests at January 11, 2009 8:40 PM
Sweet jesus, they just gave Anna Paquin the Best Actress in a series award. Now she'll NEVER go away, goddamnit.
Someone fucking kill me now.
Posted by: Maryscott O'Connor at January 11, 2009 8:40 PM
These Jonas kids look like total doucherags. Why are they there?
Posted by: Gabs at January 11, 2009 8:41 PM
*Orgasm*
Posted by: Cindy at January 11, 2009 8:42 PM
Fuck, I forgot about Depp. He's at my table, too. We'll share a seat, as I'll sit on his lap, wiggling my ass thusly.
Posted by: kalafraja at January 11, 2009 8:42 PM
Mmmm Johnny Depp....
Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at January 11, 2009 8:43 PM
Why is Depp talking like that?
Posted by: BarbadoSlim at January 11, 2009 8:43 PM
How can one man be so delicious?
Posted by: Cindy at January 11, 2009 8:43 PM
I`ve seen Paquin`s tits, that is good enough for me.
Somebody let me know when there is a wardrobe malfunction.
Posted by: admin at January 11, 2009 8:43 PM
Damn, she's got Jolie arms!
Posted by: Jay at January 11, 2009 8:44 PM
Horse teeth ALERT !!
Bring the saddle Roy!
Posted by: BarbadoSlim at January 11, 2009 8:44 PM
Oh Johnny....
He is the epitome of HAWT.
That girl on now (Happy Go Lucky) needs a meal.
Posted by: blackbird at January 11, 2009 8:45 PM
It's a Golden Globe bitch! not an Oscar, get over it and go eat something.
Posted by: BarbadoSlim at January 11, 2009 8:46 PM
Yay!!! Sally won!
Posted by: Brie at January 11, 2009 8:46 PM
I want Emma Thompson to be my Hollywood best friend for many, many reasons, but at the moment: for agreeing that this chick looks like she needs help. I was seriously worried she'd faint near the beginning.
Posted by: foursweatervests at January 11, 2009 8:46 PM
I've...never...heard of Happy Go Lucky. So confused.
Good lord, is this woman going to faint? She had to put the award down, was it making her too top-heavy?
Posted by: meaux at January 11, 2009 8:47 PM
These Jonas kids look like total doucherags. Why are they there?
I just wanna know how they got out of my basement.
Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at January 11, 2009 8:47 PM
Slim, if you're talking about the AWESOME Emma Thompson, you can cram it in your cramhole!!
Posted by: Lainey at January 11, 2009 8:48 PM
This is boring, when are the Source Awards coming on?
Posted by: Pookie at January 11, 2009 8:48 PM
Why are they in your basement? I tend to assume men in ones basement means dirty activity going on, but I would hope that's not the case with them. Or is it?
Posted by: Gabs at January 11, 2009 8:49 PM
What? Dirty? Me? Never.
Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at January 11, 2009 8:51 PM
Hang on, no one told me I'd have to see "Shopaholic" commercials. The one time in the theater with the trailer was more than enough.
I believe Slim meant Sally Hawkins. Lovely speech but scary lookin, for sure.
Posted by: Jay at January 11, 2009 8:51 PM
Drew Barrymore looks like she wandered, drunk, out of 1997.
Posted by: Cara at January 11, 2009 8:52 PM
Anna, those Jonas boys wear virginity rings.
Perhaps they're in your basement to learn a thing or two??? They could always join us on Wednesday if that's your thing.
Posted by: blackbird at January 11, 2009 8:52 PM
Is it just me, or do they keep cutting to Pitt but never showing Jolie?
Posted by: kalafraja at January 11, 2009 8:53 PM
Posted by: Lainey at January 11, 2009 8:48 PM
Keep your panties on Barbarella, I'd never rag on Emma.
...you know what, don't keep the panties.
Posted by: BarbadoSlim at January 11, 2009 8:53 PM
Why are Jake's lips so pale? Isn't that a meth thing? Hm, too much weight on him.
See, Drew's hair to me is like some kind of awesome Marilyn Monroe/Barbarella hybrid. I like it.
Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at January 11, 2009 8:54 PM
Did Drew come in costume or something? She looks like a 1980's crackhead.
Posted by: Brie at January 11, 2009 8:54 PM
Oooh, the basement thing is an educational exercise. I get it now! I applaud you for doing your part to prepare todays youth for a long, hard world ahead of them.
Posted by: Gabs at January 11, 2009 8:54 PM
DON'T even start on Drew! Mmmmm, she has sex hair. It makes me think of doing dirty, dirty, things with her...
Posted by: Lainey at January 11, 2009 8:54 PM
Who thought is was a good idea to choose a Puff Daddy clip for Raisin in the Sun?
Actually, that clip may have been briliant for it's meta-irony, for he was in fact, in that cast, an ant among giants . . . or at least normal-sized people.
Posted by: foursweatervests at January 11, 2009 8:56 PM
I'd do Drew Barrymore in a Somalia minute.
Posted by: Pookie at January 11, 2009 8:56 PM
Demi is just creeeeeeeeeepy
Posted by: BarbadoSlim at January 11, 2009 8:58 PM
Yep, I kind of like Drew's look. She's a little overblonde, but very foxy.
Jessica Lange, on the other hand...holy botox, woman!
Posted by: meaux at January 11, 2009 8:58 PM
and cue the tears
Posted by: foursweatervests at January 11, 2009 8:58 PM
Who the hell am I kidding? I haven't seen an actress tonight that I wouldn't fuck.
Posted by: Pookie at January 11, 2009 9:00 PM
Thank you for your touching honesty Pookie.
Posted by: Cindy at January 11, 2009 9:01 PM
"a hole ripped in the future of cinema"
Like every time Dane Cook gets a part..
Posted by: BarbadoSlim at January 11, 2009 9:03 PM
I'm not picky, when I was in high School I hung around the girls that rode the short bus.
Posted by: Pookie at January 11, 2009 9:03 PM
in real news... the steelers won!
Posted by: celery at January 11, 2009 9:03 PM
Yes, I approve of Drew as well.
Posted by: Jay at January 11, 2009 9:06 PM
I want him. I need him. I crave him. If I don't get him, I will die.
Posted by: kalafraja at January 11, 2009 9:07 PM
Now you're lyin'.
Posted by: Cindy at January 11, 2009 9:07 PM
Damn it, if Colin wasn't so fine, I would be pissed w/him chewing gum on that stage.
Posted by: Brie at January 11, 2009 9:07 PM
I could watch Colin stand there and talk alllllllll night.
Posted by: Gabs at January 11, 2009 9:07 PM
Tom Brokaw: a velvet suit jacket, really? You are not David Tennant, sir, and you've just distracted me from the presentation of my favorite film of the year (I love a good political drama).
Posted by: foursweatervests at January 11, 2009 9:07 PM
I wouldn't just stand there...
Posted by: Cindy at January 11, 2009 9:08 PM
"I have a cold--it's not the thing it used to be."
Priceless!
Posted by: meaux at January 11, 2009 9:09 PM
Maggie's dress is making my eyes hurt.
Posted by: Brie at January 11, 2009 9:10 PM
I can't take all the hotness tonight. I think I'm going to faint.
Posted by: Cindy at January 11, 2009 9:10 PM
Ohhh, Maggie, Maggie, Maggie, no.
Posted by: Jay at January 11, 2009 9:10 PM
Did the Walk to Bashir guy just give the exact same speech that he gave at the Critics' Choice Awards the other night?
I just turned this thinger on.
Posted by: Nicole at January 11, 2009 9:10 PM
Is the hideous Maggie Whatsherface wearing stilts? How's she taller than Harvey TwoFace?
Posted by: BarbadoSlim at January 11, 2009 9:11 PM
Maggie loves those big bow things.
Posted by: Cindy at January 11, 2009 9:11 PM
Maggie's voice is making my ears hurt. I've never noticed how fucking annoying her voice is!
Posted by: Lainey at January 11, 2009 9:11 PM
*sigh* Laura Linney is so freakin' cute. Love her!
Posted by: meaux at January 11, 2009 9:11 PM
At least Maggie combed her hair... it looks pretty!
Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at January 11, 2009 9:12 PM
Eckhart looks...dapper. That's the first word that comes to mind.
Oh, and bangable. But definitely dapper.
Posted by: Brie at January 11, 2009 9:12 PM
Wow, Laura Linney is HOT.
Posted by: Nicole at January 11, 2009 9:12 PM
I was hoping to get a better look at Maggie's shoes, because from what I saw they look a little like the platform sandals I wore to all my middle school dances.
Posted by: foursweatervests at January 11, 2009 9:12 PM
I used to so love MG but she always talks like she's super high. So sloooooowly. And her dress is horrid.
LOVE Laura Linney though. Is she EVER not amazing?
Posted by: blackbird at January 11, 2009 9:13 PM
Paul Giamatti is one homely mo-fo.
Posted by: Cindy at January 11, 2009 9:13 PM
Who the hell watches the Critics Choice Awards?
Weirdo!
Posted by: Jay at January 11, 2009 9:14 PM
Eckhart sort of looks like a combination of all of the things that are supposed to be attractive, but the end result is somehow rather blah and un-bangable...in my opinion, of course.
Posted by: kalafraja at January 11, 2009 9:15 PM
I'll take Maggie's colorful dress (even though I'm not into animal prints) over all those flesh colored or boring neutrals everyone else is wearing.
Posted by: Cindy at January 11, 2009 9:15 PM
The quick cuts before commercials are becoming like a Hollywood rorschach test:
David Duchovney: he's out of sex rehab?
Tony Shaloub: did he just wander out of a Bollywood wedding scene?
Seriously, what is up with the bedazzled collarless black tux?
Posted by: foursweatervests at January 11, 2009 9:16 PM
kalafaja, I totally agree. It's like he's the half brother of Harry Hamlin. Another one that everyone thought was supposed to be attractive, but...
Posted by: Lainey at January 11, 2009 9:17 PM
Fuck yeah. Gerard Butler belongs at my table too. Fuck, I love me some Scots.
Posted by: kalafraja at January 11, 2009 9:18 PM
THIS ISSSSS SPAAAARTAAA!
Posted by: BarbadoSlim at January 11, 2009 9:18 PM
Brendan Gleeson has to win.
Posted by: Cindy at January 11, 2009 9:18 PM
Who is that guy talking about In Bruges? His accent is hot, except for the marbly parts.
Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at January 11, 2009 9:18 PM
...and, further to my love of Scots...will anyone here admit to watching Grey's Anatomy? I can't handle it, but Kevin McKidd is lovely, and I want to know if he's Scottish in it or if he plays American. Anyone? Anyone?
Posted by: kalafraja at January 11, 2009 9:19 PM
This is the first time Rogen has ever looked hot to me.
Die, Button, Die!
Posted by: Nicole at January 11, 2009 9:19 PM
Damn, the beige IS outta control. What the hell, Liz???
Posted by: Jay at January 11, 2009 9:19 PM
Poor David Duchcovney, somebody convinced him that fuckin' was bad.
Posted by: Pookie at January 11, 2009 9:20 PM
Gerard Butler, Anna. MMmmmmmm.
Posted by: blackbird at January 11, 2009 9:21 PM
Ohhhhh. That's why he was familiar. Also, I meant his *brogue*, not his *accent*.
I think I'm just used to him being... nakeder.
Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at January 11, 2009 9:21 PM
AvB, that's Gerard Butler.
Kevin McKidd plays an American in Grey's. Don't ask me how I know this...I don't want to talk about it.
Posted by: Lainey at January 11, 2009 9:22 PM
Has Danny Boyle always looked like a full-sized version of the little person (what is the preferred nomenclature these days?) actor on Twin Peaks and Carnivale?
Posted by: foursweatervests at January 11, 2009 9:22 PM
Yessssssss Alec!!!!
Posted by: Gabs at January 11, 2009 9:23 PM
Midget will do just fine.
Posted by: Pookie at January 11, 2009 9:24 PM
Wow, that *is* bedazzled. Damn.
I love me some Duchovny. I'll convince him fucking's not bad.
Yeah, there's an awful lot of pale-y beige-y ness, and I don't like all the nude lips going on. Everybody looks so washed out.
Eliz Banks' necklace is *gorgeous*. And actually goes with her dress.
Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at January 11, 2009 9:24 PM
It would have been cooler if he called Ireland a pig onstage.
Posted by: Nicole at January 11, 2009 9:24 PM
I just got back from a visit to Scotland a few days ago...I didn't see Gerard Butler, Kevin McKidd, Ewan McGregor, Craig Ferguson, Sean Connery, James McEvoy or anyone else famously Scottish. I did, however, revel in the wonderful sounds of Scottishness from everyday fellas. That's something, I suppose?
Posted by: kalafraja at January 11, 2009 9:24 PM
Yay Alec!!! I was going to turn the tv off if freakin Tony Shaloub won again. Who the hell watches Monk anyway?
Posted by: blackbird at January 11, 2009 9:24 PM
And pan over to McBrayer being McBrayer. Beautiful. You go, Conyers boy.
Posted by: Jay at January 11, 2009 9:25 PM
Aw, I love Danny Boyle. He's sort of elfy-cute.
Posted by: Cindy at January 11, 2009 9:25 PM
How many fucking times are they gonna show this commercial w/Kate Walsh?
Posted by: Brie at January 11, 2009 9:26 PM
Who the hell watches Monk anyway?
No one with half a brain. Monk is a fucking abomination. I have levels of hate for that show that I normally reserve for poor drivers and racists.
Posted by: Nicole at January 11, 2009 9:26 PM
Hey! I watch Monk... only when I happen to be flipping around TV and it's on, though. It's like comfort food, completely predictable, reasonably amusing. Warm & comfy.
kalafraja, that's awesome. I would so love to go. My sisters and I are trying to plan a trip to Ireland in spring of '10 for us & mom. I can't wait!
Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at January 11, 2009 9:27 PM
Brie, I love you, but SHUT THE FUCK UP!
They'll start up that "Shopaholic" again, and we don't want that.
Posted by: Jay at January 11, 2009 9:28 PM
Companies with significant advertising budgets during the Golden Globes (in Canada):
- Petro Canada's 2010 Olympic glasses
- a range of beauty products endorsed by Eva Longoria
- Akon's new CD, "Freedom"
Weird.
Posted by: kalafraja at January 11, 2009 9:28 PM
Anna, if you see Colin while in Ireland, be sure to take pictures and molest him. not necessarily in that order.
Posted by: Gabs at January 11, 2009 9:28 PM
Nice bra, Renee.
Posted by: Brie at January 11, 2009 9:29 PM
Aaaaggggghhhh! Freaky Renee!!!!!!! Why is she dressed like Faye Dunaway?
Posted by: Cindy at January 11, 2009 9:29 PM
Maybe I shouldn't have admitted that then... Please don't kill me Nic! I swear I'll never watch it again! The half-brain thing is true though.
Good god, what the hell is Zellweger wearing? And saying?
Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at January 11, 2009 9:29 PM
Her face looks like a painful place..
Posted by: BarbadoSlim at January 11, 2009 9:29 PM
I need to cut that nonsense off of Renee's arms, whatever the hell it is.
Posted by: Jay at January 11, 2009 9:29 PM
Is Renee Zelwegger preparing for an upcoming role as Sharon Stone or is she going single white female on her?
Posted by: foursweatervests at January 11, 2009 9:29 PM
Anna, this is spooky b.c. we have the SAME taste in unattainable hollywood men. David Duchovny....woah baby. I dated a guy who looked just like him. I occasionally still have dreams about him, just because.
Posted by: blackbird at January 11, 2009 9:30 PM
Ack, she looks like she narrowly escaped being eaten by tigers!
Posted by: meaux at January 11, 2009 9:30 PM
Did Zellweger's teleprompter cut out? That may be the most awkward thing I've ever seen.
Did anyone else see Bernard and Doris? I loved it.
Posted by: Nicole at January 11, 2009 9:31 PM
Keifer! I find him so attractive.
Posted by: Melody at January 11, 2009 9:31 PM
Anna, Scotland is indeed amazing. I've spent some pretty significant time there, and am aching to go back again already. Ireland is also pretty frickin' amazing, absolutely breath taking geography, friendly people, lots of fun stuff to do, bursting with history - highly recommended.
Posted by: kalafraja at January 11, 2009 9:31 PM
The Fox dress is a Yes. I am a bit of a sucker for brocade-y stuff.
Posted by: Jay at January 11, 2009 9:32 PM
Jay, I'll take one long ass Shopoholic commercial over the stupid Cadillac version every 15 minutes.
Posted by: Brie at January 11, 2009 9:32 PM
Don't do that Jay - have you seen her shoulders? She has some weird bumpy-bony thing going, like she's about to bust out into werewolf mode.
Posted by: Cindy at January 11, 2009 9:33 PM
Hey BSlim I've been using a new pick-up line with the ladies tell me if you like it:
"Ok ok I'll let you ride my face but you must promise not to fall in love."
Posted by: Pookie at January 11, 2009 9:34 PM
30 ROCK BETTER WIN.
Posted by: Gabs at January 11, 2009 9:34 PM
Then I say Good Day to you!
I've never been to Scotland, stop upsetting me!
Posted by: Jay at January 11, 2009 9:34 PM
OH Shut Up Entourage. BAH!!
Posted by: Melody at January 11, 2009 9:35 PM
Paul Giammatti, I love the sentiment, but we're a commonwealth. Seriously, we won't shut up about it; how could you have spent any amount of time in VA without getting that drilled into your scull?
In fact, the only "state" university I know of is Norfolk State.
Posted by: foursweatervests at January 11, 2009 9:36 PM
Um, I think I really need to see The Reader.
I have loved him a long time, blackbird. If I met anybody who looked like him, I would totally date that guy, based solely on that factor.
oh, and don't worry, Gabs, that's part of the plan.
Oh, Tina! Love. and also, HA! Tracey.
Is Kiefer getting manorexic?
Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at January 11, 2009 9:37 PM
I'm just talking about the dress, Cindy.
I'm not understanding Tina's stripe situation, and not really approving.
Oh Tracy. Thank you.
Posted by: Jay at January 11, 2009 9:37 PM
Ha!
Posted by: Cindy at January 11, 2009 9:37 PM
Is this the first time a crackhead has accepted a Golden Globe?
Posted by: Nicole at January 11, 2009 9:38 PM
Ya well, he had a breathing thing, Anna. Had to go. He was actually BETTER looking than DD. I'm a teacher and when he would visit all of the kids would go wild saying "Mulder's here!" I wonder what he's up to these days....
Tracey Morgan rocks!
Posted by: blackbird at January 11, 2009 9:39 PM
Too late for me to watch the Globes. I was out drinking a toast to a guy I went to HS with that played Avocado in Prison Break. A bit part, admittedly, but a big role for a big guy with a big heart and big persona from Peoria, IL. He died last night of cancer. sadly.
Posted by: wsapnin at January 11, 2009 9:40 PM
Pookie, I would totally go home with oyu if you used that line on me.
Seriously, we won't shut up about it; how could you have spent any amount of time in VA without getting that drilled into your scull?
Hee!
Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at January 11, 2009 9:40 PM
Funny Tracy! He's either a GREAT actor or that man is partially retarded...
Posted by: Lainey at January 11, 2009 9:40 PM
No, no no, he's just a peaCOCK, baby. Black! Very proud! Right, my baloney?
Posted by: Jay at January 11, 2009 9:41 PM
Holy fuck, did Pierce Brosnan just spoil "Mamma Mia"?!?!?!?!?!!?
Posted by: Jay at January 11, 2009 9:44 PM
Tina should try something other than black.
Posted by: Cindy at January 11, 2009 9:45 PM
Beckensale looks like she would like to smack the shit outta' Diddy, don't she?
Posted by: Lainey at January 11, 2009 9:45 PM
Does Angelina looked pissed off to anyone else? Never seen a smile as fake as that one.
Posted by: Brie at January 11, 2009 9:46 PM
Well, his singing came pretty damned close, Jay. (Oh, Pierce. I kid because I lust.)
Posted by: meaux at January 11, 2009 9:46 PM
Wait a minute! Wife? Huh? Does this mean DD and TL are back together???? Rats!
Posted by: blackbird at January 11, 2009 9:47 PM
Lainey, that's because he kept elbowing her out of the way so everybody could see him. You underestimate his self-importance.
Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at January 11, 2009 9:48 PM
Christina Applegate is beautiful, but she's not looking super special tonight.
Go Tina!!
Posted by: Lainey at January 11, 2009 9:48 PM
Oh I don't think color's as much of a problem. She can wear the Emmy dress every day.
My wife won!!
Posted by: Jay at January 11, 2009 9:49 PM
Guys, I hate to tell you this, but I don't love 30 Rock or Weeds.
Let me go put on hockey pads because the stones y'all throw are gonna hurt.
Posted by: Nicole at January 11, 2009 9:49 PM
Oh Duchovny, we get it, you're back with the wife, no more fucky fucky...can you please stop with the campaign? It just hurts our feelings...
Posted by: MG at January 11, 2009 9:49 PM
Oh, Tina Fey. I love you.
Posted by: Gabs at January 11, 2009 9:50 PM
Awww...Tina Fey...
Cameron Diaz is NOT aging well. Damn..
I love Christina Applegate.
Posted by: Melody at January 11, 2009 9:50 PM
Oh, I was just thinking I love C. App's necklace. I'm trying to find a better picture of her dress and I found one of Angie & Brad arriving and OH GOOD LORD HER RACK!!!!!!
Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at January 11, 2009 9:51 PM
Well I've never seen and don't care in the slightest about "Weeds", so I'll just kick your shin once and that'll be enough.
"Redecorate my husband"? Lainey! Weren't we discussing this earlier today with that "Tool Academy" show? And this is just the guy's clothes. I mean DAMN, don't marry what you don't like!
Posted by: Jay at January 11, 2009 9:52 PM
I believe you know where the door is, Nicole. Good day. I SAID good day.
Posted by: Lainey at January 11, 2009 9:53 PM
Wait, here Nicole, I can even deflect some:
I couldn't give the smallest rabbit pellet about "Friday Night Lights".
Posted by: Jay at January 11, 2009 9:54 PM
Nicole, I'm with you. 30 Rock is cute, but eh.
Jay, me too. I even have DirecTV so I could have watched it before everyone else and still, meh.
I was watching 24 before I found out that the globes were on.
Posted by: Melody at January 11, 2009 9:55 PM
Jay, I'm pretty sure you're getting different commercials than I am. I haven't seen anything for Shopaholic or "Redecorate my Husband". WTF is that all about?? I'm not going to complain about my commercials. I keep seeing ads for "Friday Night Lights" and shirtless Riggins...nope, not gonna' complain at all.
PS: Congrats on your Iggles win, Nic!
Posted by: Lainey at January 11, 2009 9:57 PM
Ha! Jay, that stupid commercial gets me every time. I hate it.
Then I look over at pseudo-Mr. vB, in his neon orange and yellow camo baggy pants, his green and black Dropkick Murphy's tshirt, his hair everywhere, and I sigh. I love that bad-dressin' man.
Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at January 11, 2009 9:59 PM
Oh, excuse me, HFPA? I believe you forgot to mention "1941", hmmmm?
Posted by: Jay at January 11, 2009 9:59 PM
Hey BSlim I'm instant messaging with this lady that I met online and she wants to know if I'm married, quick, what should I tell her?
Posted by: Pookie at January 11, 2009 9:59 PM
Holy fuck, that porch scene in Saving Private Ryan gets me every time.
Posted by: Nicole at January 11, 2009 10:00 PM
Goddammit, where is drunk Harrison Ford???
Posted by: Jay at January 11, 2009 10:02 PM
Philadelphia shout out! Whoo!
P.S. - Thanks, Lainey.
Posted by: Nicole at January 11, 2009 10:03 PM
OMG I just found a pic of Laurence Fishburne and Gina Torres. Damn she looks hot!!! I can't even look at Fishburne next to her, she's totally stealing my eyeballs!
Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at January 11, 2009 10:04 PM
Anna, I agree. Gina Torres is never not hot, but to pull off the Diana Ross hair? Girl gets three snaps in a Z.
Posted by: foursweatervests at January 11, 2009 10:06 PM
Where were you people for the Emmys? I feel like it was a lot emptier in these parts. I think I got caught up in a couple lascivious affairs. That's how bored we all were.
Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at January 11, 2009 10:07 PM
I wish I was getting Shopaholic commercials instead of that tranny driving the Cadillac.
Alec Baldwin carries 30 Rock, but Tina Fey is cute. And I've never seen Weeds.
Posted by: Cindy at January 11, 2009 10:07 PM
Hee, foursweatervests, I just laughed so loud my dog jumped off the couch.
Diaz: Get your roots done. Barrymore: Brush your hair after sex.
Posted by: Nicole at January 11, 2009 10:08 PM
oh, now I found Christina Hendricks.
.. I'll be in my bunk.
Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at January 11, 2009 10:09 PM
See what bad hair does to me? It makes me forget how to format.
Posted by: Nicole at January 11, 2009 10:09 PM
Sorry, Rhyme, I don't watch nearly enough TV to be interested in watching the awards (though as for everyone else I can't say, cause I'm a rarity around here in not following a ton of shows).
Posted by: Jay at January 11, 2009 10:10 PM
Naw baby I'll give you some gas money , just meet me at the gas station across the street from Denny's and we'll go get a room for a couple of hours. Just tell your husband you going to your sister's house.
Posted by: Pookie at January 11, 2009 10:10 PM
Optimus, I remember that. I was one of the few and the bored for that show. It has to be because the Oscars SUUUUUUUCK.
Posted by: Melody at January 11, 2009 10:11 PM
Aww, Nicole, thanks. I've been a long-time lurker, so it's been great spending the Golden Globes with all of you Eloquents.
Posted by: foursweatervests at January 11, 2009 10:13 PM
Oh shit, excuse me people, disregard my previous post.
Posted by: Pookie at January 11, 2009 10:13 PM
Come on Danny Boy.
Posted by: Cindy at January 11, 2009 10:14 PM
So, did I miss it, or has Benjamin Button not won a single thing?
Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at January 11, 2009 10:15 PM
I almost regret not watching these awards from listening to you dear, dear people...but I'm comforted by the fact that you are all speaking in volumes and trying to entertain me.
And Gina...call me...PLEASE!!!
Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at January 11, 2009 10:15 PM
Nicole, why are you not appreciating Drew's Silver Age hair?
Posted by: Jay at January 11, 2009 10:16 PM
Did Danny Boyle push Cruise aside on his way up? That's hilarious!
Posted by: Lainey at January 11, 2009 10:16 PM
Sigourney looks great.
Posted by: Cindy at January 11, 2009 10:17 PM
I love the Office. I cannot wait for Thursday.
Posted by: Melody at January 11, 2009 10:17 PM
Ooh, I do like Christina's dress, and appreciate her not repeating her "yeah, it's an ugly dress but have you heard I have breasts? I do! Have I told you that??"
Posted by: Jay at January 11, 2009 10:17 PM
She does, Cindy. No matter what she does, I can never hate on Sigourney Weaver.
Posted by: Brie at January 11, 2009 10:18 PM
I thought I saw that too Lainey.
Posted by: Cindy at January 11, 2009 10:18 PM
"Take one drink every time The Curious Case of Benjamin Button wins an award, and try to remain upright until the end of the awards show."
Fuck you, Pajiba, for creating a drinking game and leaving me, as of 10:20, stone sober. Fuck you, and your Benjamin Button hatred, and the fact that I haven't seen Slumdog Millionaire yet.
(Okay, maybe that last part isn't your fault. Can we still be friends?)
Posted by: Ariel at January 11, 2009 10:19 PM
Colin totally just winked at me through the camera.
Posted by: Gabs at January 11, 2009 10:19 PM
Did Sandra just make a sea level joke? Wonderful.
Posted by: Jay at January 11, 2009 10:19 PM
Wait... shhh... I have to listen to Colin's voice..
Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at January 11, 2009 10:20 PM
my night will be made if Colin curses in his brogue.
Posted by: foursweatervests at January 11, 2009 10:20 PM
Shadows! Good to see your ass around here again. And yes, we're totally doing all of this for your amusement.
Oooh, Colin's gonna' talk. Mmmmm....
Posted by: Lainey at January 11, 2009 10:20 PM
Why HELLO, Mr. Farrell.
Yum....
Posted by: Melody at January 11, 2009 10:20 PM
Holy fuck, I didn't think he'd actually win! Hee a Florida joke. I love that accent...
Posted by: Gabs at January 11, 2009 10:20 PM
Where does the line form for the "Colin Farrell Mustache Ride"...anyone?
Posted by: Nicole at January 11, 2009 10:22 PM
Me! Me!
Posted by: Cindy at January 11, 2009 10:22 PM
Screw you all, he's mine.
Posted by: Melody at January 11, 2009 10:23 PM
I'm DEFINITELY in that line.
Posted by: Gabs at January 11, 2009 10:23 PM
Damn, I just wanna do him. And the accent makes it even better.
Posted by: Brie at January 11, 2009 10:23 PM
Fucking Jello. Nastay.
Posted by: Cindy at January 11, 2009 10:23 PM
Exactly about C Hend, Jay... it's more modest on the cleavage but still shows her curves. Stunning. Also, I'm glad it's black, because she's gorgeous in green, of course, but it gets boring when she shows up everywhere in the same color.
Did anybody actually hear a word Colin said, or just that brogue making words? MmmmmmMMMMmmmMMM
Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at January 11, 2009 10:24 PM
What, even when there's fruit inside? Come on!
Posted by: Jay at January 11, 2009 10:25 PM
Did I ever tell y'all that I wanted to be Sandra Bullock when I was younger? She's still smokin' hot and totally adorable.
Welcome, foursweatervests! Jump on in the deep end of the pool, it's the best way to get wet, Pajiba-style.
Wow, that was eight kinds of dirty. My point is, keep posting!
Posted by: Nicole at January 11, 2009 10:26 PM
Blech! Do you know what that crap is made from?
On the other hand, Selma's rack - holy shit.
Posted by: Cindy at January 11, 2009 10:27 PM
Is it just me or can Salma Hayek actually set things on fire with her hotness?
Posted by: Melody at January 11, 2009 10:28 PM
Well, you know, a bust can't sell me, so the dress has gotta work!
Speaking of.....Jesus, Salma! MORE OF THE BEIGE!!
Posted by: Jay at January 11, 2009 10:28 PM
Oh, Salma! I want to be BFFs with her. She always seems like she's having so much fun!
Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at January 11, 2009 10:28 PM
Er, Salma - I got all jittery.
Posted by: Cindy at January 11, 2009 10:29 PM
Can Angelina look anymore bored? Damn, woman lighten up!
Posted by: Melody at January 11, 2009 10:29 PM
Ooh, I think Sacha just pissed off a few people.
Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at January 11, 2009 10:30 PM
Are Ryan Reynolds abs there along Scar.Jo?
Posted by: Melody at January 11, 2009 10:30 PM
Yeah, all that beige, tan, flesh crap has to go.
Posted by: Cindy at January 11, 2009 10:30 PM
Sounded like he said "Barfalona" at first.
It's sad that his tacky joke was the most shocking thing we've seen all night.
Posted by: Brie at January 11, 2009 10:30 PM
Oh yay! I loved Vicky Cristina Barcelona! Though now we don't get to see Colin up there again....
Posted by: blackbird at January 11, 2009 10:31 PM
Oh, fuck a goat, VCB. In Bruges was robbed like an Iowan tourist in an alley in NYC.
Posted by: Nicole at January 11, 2009 10:31 PM
I think he was doing the Spanish "lisp".
Yeah, is everyone that fond of Madonna? Pffffft.
I say again, where is drunk Harrison Ford???
Posted by: Jay at January 11, 2009 10:33 PM
Brie, he said "Barthalona", 'cause in Spain, that's how they pronounce it.
Posted by: kalafraja at January 11, 2009 10:33 PM
I've missed this place so much.
Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at January 11, 2009 10:33 PM
Ooh, I think Sacha just pissed off a few people.
I'm sorry, was he saying untoward things? I was in total Jewcrush trance. It's exacerbated by both tallness and Britishness, which is why I almost passed out after seeing Jeff Goldblum live in London.
Posted by: foursweatervests at January 11, 2009 10:34 PM
Ooh, Mark Wahlberg is coming up. Say hello to your mutha for me...
Posted by: Lainey at January 11, 2009 10:34 PM
I heard that "Touch of Gray" commercial in the kitchen and thought Jack McBrayer was speaking, thus increasing my inability to take the product seriously. "My hair says energy!"
Posted by: Jay at January 11, 2009 10:37 PM
What kind of Bedazzled neck thingamabob is that guy wearing?
Posted by: Lainey at January 11, 2009 10:38 PM
Ugh, Cameron just go home.
Posted by: Brie at January 11, 2009 10:38 PM
This Freida girl is so pretty!
4sw.vests, I was right there with you. So tall and accenty.
Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at January 11, 2009 10:38 PM
God, I hate Skelewhore Jolie.
Posted by: Nicole at January 11, 2009 10:39 PM
Wow. Go Gorgeous.
Posted by: Cindy at January 11, 2009 10:39 PM
Bring you and that dress back onstage, honey. Escape that schmuck sandwich!
Posted by: Jay at January 11, 2009 10:39 PM
I love how Emma Thompson is comforting every freaked out British person.
Posted by: Brie at January 11, 2009 10:40 PM
Skelewhore! Awesome.
Did Kate W. just jump up and hug Leo before her husband...?
..."And who's the other one"!??!??!? Ahahhahahahah
ahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhaha
ahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahaha
hahahahahhahahahahhahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at January 11, 2009 10:40 PM
Reason #47 why Kate Winslet is on my top five wimmens crush of all time.
Posted by: Nicole at January 11, 2009 10:40 PM
She's so pretty.
Posted by: Melody at January 11, 2009 10:40 PM
What kind of Bedazzled neck thingamabob is that guy wearing?
That explains Tony Shaloub's outfit. He showed up, saw that the "king of Bollywood" was wearing the same tie, and decided to affix it to the OUTSIDE of his collar instead of tucking it INSIDE his shirt.
Don't you just hate it when that happens?
Also: YAY KATE WINSLET!
Posted by: foursweatervests at January 11, 2009 10:41 PM
I am fucking crying over here, in all seriousness. I just lost all cred.
Posted by: Nicole at January 11, 2009 10:42 PM
Kate and Leo do make some damn good movies together. Titanic not withstanding.
Posted by: Melody at January 11, 2009 10:42 PM
I absolutley cackled when Kate sblurted out, "Oh my God, who is the other one?!"
Hahahhaa, I love Ms. Winslet
Posted by: ComeOn at January 11, 2009 10:42 PM
"Who's the other one"? Oh brilliant! Just brilliant, whether it was intentional or not.
God, could Angelina look more annoyed and bored and above it all? I loathe her.
Posted by: Lainey at January 11, 2009 10:43 PM
Well that was fucked up and quick. Did they screw up the telepromter or something?
Go Kate!!
Posted by: Brie at January 11, 2009 10:44 PM
Oh, Blake Lively. "Oh, we're reading these!"
I still *heart* Rainn Wilson.
Yay Mad Men!
Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at January 11, 2009 10:47 PM
That red dress is kinda' cool. I'm not sure how I feel about the bottom of it, but damn, it's nice to see some color out there!
And I'm just going to go ahead and admit it. Y'all can lie all you want, but I LIKED Titanic! I enjoyed it immensely when it came out and I cried like a girl. Suck it. I'm not proud!
Posted by: Lainey at January 11, 2009 10:48 PM
Whose red dress?
Posted by: Jay at January 11, 2009 10:49 PM
Susan Sarandon is still hot.
Posted by: Cindy at January 11, 2009 10:50 PM
The only red dress. That girl from "Mad Men". The one who isn't Christina Hendricks or January Jones.
Posted by: Lainey at January 11, 2009 10:56 PM
Yeah Mickey. It's good to see an old dog with a new trick.
Posted by: Cindy at January 11, 2009 10:57 PM
Susan Sarandon said "Benjamin *Britain*"! HA!
Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at January 11, 2009 10:57 PM
Sorry, didn't see it.
I was gonna be disappointed if Mickey Rourke didn't call someone "cat" as he obviously would.
Posted by: Jay at January 11, 2009 10:58 PM
Did we break Pajiba? Shiiiiit.
Posted by: Gabs at January 11, 2009 10:58 PM
Like I said, a Slumdog night.
Posted by: Cindy at January 11, 2009 11:00 PM
That is some British hair on that stage.
Posted by: Jay at January 11, 2009 11:01 PM
It's good to be a cat Jay.
Posted by: Cindy at January 11, 2009 11:02 PM
Take one drink every time The Curious Case of Benjamin Button wins an award, and try to remain upright until the end of the awards show.
So sober right now.
Also--did anyone else hear Kate say, "I love you with all my heart!" to Leo?
Posted by: Manda at January 11, 2009 11:02 PM
I wonder when Tim Robbins makes love to Sarandon does he take her depends all the way off or does he just push the crouch area to the side?
Posted by: Pookie at January 11, 2009 11:03 PM
Yes, Manda, and it's up to me, the man who's the same age, to liberate her from her captors.
Posted by: Jay at January 11, 2009 11:04 PM
He thanked his dogs. I think I love him.
Posted by: jM at January 11, 2009 11:04 PM
Oh come on Pookie, you're just jealous.
Posted by: Cindy at January 11, 2009 11:05 PM
Goodnight, kids. Thanks for making this thing watchable. Dustin, thanks for having us over. Sorry if we broke it.
Posted by: Lainey at January 11, 2009 11:05 PM
Ya....that dog comment broke my fucking heart.
Posted by: blackbird at January 11, 2009 11:05 PM
She did say that, Manda. I was hoping he would win just to give Kate a shout-out back.
Yeah, the drinking game really didn't happen, did it?
Besides Sally Hawking near faint, Kate Winslet's win, & Cohen's Madonna joke, this was dull.
Posted by: Brie at January 11, 2009 11:06 PM
He thanked his dogs. I think I love him.
That was the greatest thing.
Posted by: Gabs at January 11, 2009 11:06 PM
It's all Harrison's fault, Brie.
Posted by: Jay at January 11, 2009 11:07 PM
Yeah, I don't really like Mickey all that much, but that was just the sweetest thing.
Dustin, thanks for having us over.
Yeah, what Lainey said.
Goodnight everybody! be sure to tip your waitpersons.
Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at January 11, 2009 11:08 PM
I wish my t.v. was in the same room as my computer then I could have watched the GG with you guys, but I thank you for making it enjoyable for me.
Posted by: Pookie at January 11, 2009 11:11 PM
You've all made a good show more watchable.
Highlights:
Heath.
Winslet.
Rourke.
Slumdog EPIC WIN.
Good night, kids! I'm going to channel surf and wait for my pain patch to kick in. See you in the morning!
Posted by: Nicole at January 11, 2009 11:12 PM
Hey where's the after party?
Posted by: Pookie at January 11, 2009 11:14 PM
I thought it was at your place, Pookie....
Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at January 11, 2009 11:15 PM
Normally I'd love to know, but this is the rare Monday where I have to get up early. I'm so completely pleased about that, especially because I still have to do the night shift as well. Boo! But I hope you find a happenin spot.
Posted by: Jay at January 11, 2009 11:17 PM
Come on over.
Posted by: Pookie at January 11, 2009 11:17 PM
Boy I tell ya, its slim pickins' on these dating sites late at night.
Posted by: Pookie at January 11, 2009 11:21 PM
I'm going to go walk down to the store and get some cigarettes, I'll see you guys in about an hour.
Posted by: Pookie at January 11, 2009 11:29 PM
man! my booze was ready....and I ended up sober :(
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