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Miscellaneous | October 9, 2009 | Comments (24)

Over at The Live Feed, I found this Fox video. As they point out, many networks have done this type of schtick before, but in this case, it’s not really an ad Fox is likely to run on TV because it’s too long and would make no sense cut shorter. So best I can figure, it’s an ad they hope will get some internet play because of its PG salaciousness. And I’m playing right into their grubby little hands by posting it here.

But I can’t help it. I enjoyed this video, and I suspect many of y’all will too. For the ladies, there’s Booth and House. For the men, there’s Thirteen and Bones (say what you want about Zooey Deschanel, but I’ll take her older sister over her in a heartbeat). And for everyone, there’s the stripper and Agent Dunham.

All I’m saying is this. If Fox wanted to cancel 90% of its programming and air “The Club” five nights a week, I’d watch every minute of it.


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Comments

Did Dunham just nuzzle with a stripper? I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: feramones at October 9, 2009 9:56 AM

I fucking accept. On one condition. They add Eliza Dushku after a few episodes.

Posted by: Pandemic at October 9, 2009 9:58 AM

Sweet jeebus! I think I will call in today.

Posted by: badalamenti at October 9, 2009 10:04 AM

My brain just short-circuited.

Posted by: Nicole at October 9, 2009 10:06 AM

Holy Panty-Wetting Wonder, FoxMan!!

And for those of you who don't obsess over House, you might not have noticed that the stripper in the school girl outfit was one Lisa Cuddy, my favorite half-naked Jew.

Posted by: Patty O'Green at October 9, 2009 10:26 AM

Can we PLEASE just have Jack Bauer come in and drunkenly jump on stage and start stripping, too? PLEEEEEEZE? I've been really good this year!

Posted by: dammitjanet at October 9, 2009 10:30 AM

Very good then.

Posted by: trippdup at October 9, 2009 10:34 AM

Greatest episode of House EVER! The Cuddy striptease, House with amnesia, that incredible reveal at the end, the Cuddy striptease. So good I'm saying it twice!

Posted by: TylerDFC at October 9, 2009 10:36 AM

Well, crap. Any chance of finding it elsewhere?

THE VIDEO YOU ARE TRYING TO WATCH CANNOT BE VIEWED FROM YOUR CURRENT COUNTRY OR LOCATION.

Posted by: Soda at October 9, 2009 11:00 AM

"That's my gun." Hehehehe. I thought he wore a shoulder holster.

I don't watch House, so hearing Hugh Laurie with an American accent freaks me the hell out. He will always be Bertie Wooster to me, or whatever twit he played on Blackadder.

Posted by: BWeaves at October 9, 2009 11:06 AM

Fox hates Canadians.

Posted by: Eyvi at October 9, 2009 11:08 AM

Canadians hate Fox. We also hate freedom. Stupid freedom.

Posted by: admin at October 9, 2009 11:43 AM

Yum.

Posted by: , (TCFKAB) at October 9, 2009 11:55 AM

I'd do things to Cuddy that would make her doctor cry. Oh wait. She is a doctor.

I'd do things to Cuddy that would make her cry. Wait a second, that sounds creepy now.

I'd do things to Cuddy that would make me cry?

Fuck this. I hate hung over Fridays. Nothing works right.

Posted by: Xtreme at October 9, 2009 12:03 PM

"THE VIDEO YOU ARE TRYING TO WATCH CANNOT BE VIEWED FROM YOUR CURRENT COUNTRY OR LOCATION."

Damn it! I want to see Emily!

Posted by: FabMax at October 9, 2009 12:25 PM

In all seriousness, who doesn't hate Canadians?

Buncha drunken cheese-stealing moosefuckers.

Posted by: Skewicide Blonde at October 9, 2009 12:41 PM

I don't watch a single show in this video, yet I find myself intrigued. I'll watch again to learn more about the programs being advertised, that I may find them at a later date and watch them on my television. Yes. Yes, indeed.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at October 9, 2009 1:15 PM

Oh my...It's like watching the Avengers movie with Spiderman and The X-Men. All of my favorite people is one place.

And there's strippers, so I win again!

Posted by: alphawhiskey at October 9, 2009 1:59 PM

This is relevant to my interests.

Posted by: Mick J at October 9, 2009 2:20 PM

Dang, I can't wait to get home so I can see whatever this is.

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Posted by: Lucy at October 9, 2009 9:59 PM

Thirteen and Cuddy and Bones.

Oh my.

Posted by: , (TCFKAB) at October 10, 2009 10:49 AM

Um, am I going to have to develop some grudging respect for Fox TV? Or at least dial-down my viscious, scalding hatred? I ask only because resetting my world view takes a weekend bender, at least.

It's not so much the crap Fox produces that bugs me, but the crapifying of otherwise good stuff. It's the endless Lucy & Charley Brown football psyches, and Fox's so consistent it must be deliberate refusal to draw people to their better shows. Dudes, if you have the eye-candy, use it. It's low, cheesy, purile objectification and fantasy-fodder. I can respect that.

So now, there they go being superficially effective (and look at all the pretty, pretty people.) Is this an accident, or have they stumbled upon a cluem, pitching the superficial to the shallow. Count me in. Yay, Fox!

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at October 10, 2009 11:39 AM

This is the exception and not the case for most episodes of House. The footage was gleaned from 3 out of 100+ episodes.

Posted by: Recondite at October 10, 2009 1:59 PM





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