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Find Out When Your Hooha (or Lance of Love) Got Its Name

By Cindy Davis | Miscellaneous | August 19, 2013 | Comments ()


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Break out your best Beavis and Butthead laughs, people; if you’re anything like me, this will delight you to no end. British lexicographer and author Jonathon Green (Green’s Dictionary of Slang, Talking Dirty: A Slang Phrasebook) has created a series of timelines that include the evolutional histories of genitalia slang.

The first bit of penacular (my own slang) tomfoolery dates back to December 1300:

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Handy dandy legend:

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Whereas, the not-so-veiled references to ladybits took off with a (ahem) bang in 1230:

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Legend:

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Did someone say, “Tummy Banana?” Tummy Banana.

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Call me crazy, but I kind of dig “Eve’s Custom House.”

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Now go forth and make your own fun, people…I know you can and will.

Penis Timeglider

Vagina Timeglider

And the buck doesn’t stop at body parts; if you’re not mentally 12 years old (WHY?), Green has also created cool slang timelines for:


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Drunk Timeglider


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Alcohol Timeglider


Pubs and Bars Timeglider (not fully loading at the time of this writing)


Enjoy frittering away the rest of your day. (via Nerdcore)


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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not


  • Wow. So apparently 1890 was the Golden Year of the Schlong.

  • BlackRabbit

    Invaluable! Now, any time-traveler can easily know when s/he is, simply by pulling down their pants, introducing themselves to someone, and asking "Pray tell, what is this?"

    I'm only a month off from the "one-eyed trouser mouse."

  • e jerry powell

    All well and good.

    Now I need to go back and re-read all of de Sade.

  • Dragonchild

    This could be combined with www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com to create the absolute worst of period fiction.

  • Long_Pig_Tailor

    I think meant should be combined with.

  • Batesian

    I think you meant will be combined with.

  • Long_Pig_Tailor

    Indeed, I did.

  • NateMan

    Hmm, I can't find meat-curtains - my own favorite name for the vag. Mostly because it makes my wife furious and then she slaps me upside my giant bald head and it's funny.

    Edit: Nevermind, 1992!

  • e jerry powell

    Mmmmm, giant bald head...

  • Maguita NYC

    Good. Because if she wasn't, I was about to :p

  • NateMan

    Dude, I looooove me some meat curtains.

  • Maguita NYC

    I bet your wife hits that big bald head often! You're shameless!

  • NateMan

    Regularly. But she's not allowed to in front of our 2yr old any more, after she took a flying leap and smacked me in the forehead mimicking her mom.

  • Maguita NYC

    Oh great. Now he'll be saying all kinds of stuff in front of the kid and get away with it... Until your kid starts repeating EVERYTHING you say.

    I bet your wife would then have absolutely no problem resuming hitting that big bald head!

  • So THAT's where the term codpiece originated.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    This is pretty amazing, and pretty much why the internet was invented. Obscure etymology, thorough research, visually clear learning aids, and dirty words. I applaud you for bringing it to my attention (though since I'm at the office, I shall refrain from clicking through at the moment).

  • JJ

    Coincidentally, mine is nicknamed "The Timeglider."

  • NateMan

    "Tiiiiiiime is on my siiiiiide - like my penis!"

  • Joe Grunenwald

    I sincerely hope that, somewhere, John Cleese is being recorded reading these lists aloud.

  • NateMan

    With a gun to his head, because that makes it funnier.

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