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Fancasting the 'Memento' Remake

By Rebecca Pahle | Miscellaneous | November 17, 2015 | Comments ()

By Rebecca Pahle | Miscellaneous | November 17, 2015 |


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Look—nobody wants the Memento remake to happen, but it is happening, at least for now, and we need to be the bigger people and deal with it. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles remake made a half a billion dollars. Silver Linings Playbook got eight Oscar nominations. We already knew we lived in a crazy world, s’what I’m saying.

So. Who should be the creative team responsible for this fanboy nightmare? I don’t see how we can go wrong with…

Director - Ben Affleck
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Who thought that one half of Bennifer would turn out have chops behind the camera? With Argo, Gone Baby Gone, and The Town under his belt, Ben Affleck has proven his ability to beat the odds.

Leonard - Ben Affleck c. Armageddon
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♫♪He donnnn’t want to miss a thaaaaaaang.♪♫

Natalie - Ben Affleck c. Mallrats
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BEN! AFFLECK! IN! EVERYTHING!

Teddy - Ben Affleck c. Shakespeare In Love
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Joe Pantoliano was great, but riddle me this………………………..
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…………………………………………… did he at any point wear a ruff?

Leonard’s wife - Ben Affleck c. Gigli
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People forget Jorja Fox was in Memento the same way people try to forget Gigli exists. Kismet!

There’s no way people would possibly be upset.


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