Dylan McDermott: King of the One-Season Storyline
Almost Human on Fox at 8:00pm ET. First season winter premiere. I’m pretty sure they shouldn’t get to call it a “winter premiere” when they took a month or less off, but god knows the TV people don’t listen to me about any of my other ideas. I don’t mind, I just wish they’d put me on hold before referring to me as “that crazy blogger” or asking each other who gave me the new number.
The Bachelor on ABC at 8:00pm ET. 18th season premiere. More of this sort of thing.
Vizio BCS National Championship: Florida State vs. Auburn on ESPN at 8:30pm ET.
Hostages on CBS at 9:00pm ET. Two hour first season finale. Right now there don’t appear to be any plans for a second season, so hopefully this episode can also serve as a appropriate series finale.
Castle on ABC at 10:00pm ET. Sixth season winter premiere.
Genevieve Burgess doesn’t actually call TV networks, that’d be silly. That’s what Twitter is for.
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)